Oh. My. God. I love this weird so damn much. www.youtube.com/watch?v=frXX...

New drag name just dropped: Loose Cravat.

Nice to meet you I’m vinagrette faggot

I don’t know if I can do the second one y’all.

Wow. This is very not good.

Nope one is on me. I should know better than to open bsky at work on a Friday. Keep up the good work boys!

News used to be better

Iji. He’s very much an Iji.

A dog barked at me on my way to walking out and I waved back at it in return. Always show kindness to dogs. ❤️

The famous Andor line is that "tyranny requires constant effort. It breaks, it leaks. Authority is brittle." Here is a perfect example of that through malicious compliance: Idaho forced the city of Boise to remove its Pride flags. So the city painted rainbows everywhere else.

Woooffff. What a good day to avoid bsky.

Just ate one of the best scones of my life. Orange, cranberry, and white chocolate. Delicious.

I have the place to myself for the weekend. Who wants to come over and play video games in our underwear?

Stop scrolling & post two characters who bring you happiness.

YouTube videos on Wood turning, fine art restoration, cooking, and mathematics. That list makes me feel like a super nerd wow.

I had an original E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial for the Atari. It was as bad as everyone says. Just atrocious. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/E.T._th...

#TeamLinus 🥹

Jorb application submitted 36 hours early. Now we wait. I’m not good at waiting.

We need more films where Nazis and klansmen get completely decimated in a beautifully shot action sequence. No I'm not kidding.

Holy shell Sinners holds up so well. Just amazingly second viewing.

Oh you’re proud of your AI-generated song? Unfollow. Block. Toss in the trash.

I’m applying for my bosses job at work and updating the resume and hell. Building a bullet point list of all the things I do is seriously rattling my brain a bit. I run two teams, liaise with vendors, design and implement production critical real time systems, and water the plants. That’s a lot.

Rumours in Victoria. A dingy, dirty, basement bar, not to be confused with BJs up the street which was the other dingy dirty basement bar. I miss them both.

It’s the gift that keeps on giving.

Very excited for a reverse Samson tomorrow.

Computer science and Mathematics. Took way longer than it should have.

Holy hell that was great.

In 2010 my friends and I drove from Vancouver,BC Canada to San Francisco in a day. Fun drive never ever again.

She thinks I’m a pillow

Should I change my name to King Poptart?

Sleepy baby is sleepy

That Raymond? Loved by everybody.

I wish I was better at flirting online. I’m always worried I’ll be “that guy” and make everyone uncomfortable.

If you see this, post a robot 🤖

I mean I knew this to be true but never really thought about it and now Now I’m sad.

Cora would like you all to know that she has not received the cheese tax yet.

Time for some absolute nonsense fun

Actually jealous. I wanna do jury duty so bad.

No you’re crying.

Not too shabby for my tired old eyes. What's My JND? 0.0059 Can you beat it? www.keithcirkel.co.uk/whats-my-jnd...

Happy Mar10 day 🥳 This will forever be my favorite Mario meme

Me flirting

Oh hey thanks for that I tagged picture of your anus on the timeline. Blocked.

Conversation I had with a vendor today! Them: we’re upgrading our frameworks from .Net 4.8 to 6.0 Me: uh 6.0 is well and truly dead. Them: um what? Sigh.

Pets on legs thread, let's go! It’s one of her favourite things.

No cheating. your last saved picture of a celebrity is your therapist (if you feel like participating). I don’t think I’ll get any better, butJason will always have my back. And we can blow shit up together.

Number 5 for how it glides over the page with almost no effort.

Uh I went to Tosca last week. The tickets were a birthday gift!