Happy Halloween from Princess Tiana 💚

PLEASE let Chun Li and her thunder thighs bring more positive attention to Fatal Fury.

Livestreaming video games seems fun. I should look into it.

*is wide awake* ...fuuuuuuuck

Final fantasy fans are weird. They'll criticize Zidane for being a horny teenage bonobo then turn around and go "Lightning step on me". You hypocrite.

The theme of epic battles. youtu.be/1fsBHIO_78c?...

Wizards, this is why people hate you

....I can't tell if I hate her for being insufferable or if I like her for being hilarious. #PokemonZa

You know what I miss? Not summer vacation but those random week vacations in school where you get a packet of homework you do at the last minute cause you spent the week playing video games. I need a week off.

I hate Sonic 06. Despite its (very very very few) bright spots, it's my least favorite Sonic game and I despite what it represented for the franchise. But you know what burns me up the most about it? Until recently: it had the BEST depiction of Shadow the Hedgehog. youtube.com/shorts/9GfQK...

*sheds a tear looking at Totodile knowing I'm honor bound to select Tepig* #PokemonAZ

Me: "Ah yes. Pokemon is out today. A nice reward for me once I make it through the day" God preparing my day: "you're REALLY gonna have to earn that game today pal"

Actually me:

Me to Square Enix every time I wanna give them props:

The Onion can re-run this today with D’Angelo swapped in for Prince RIP a(nother) legend @theonion.com @bencollins.bsky.social

If your girl smells like Shea Butter, be by her side today. She's not ok.

*sigh* fine w/e

Dammit game. After all your frustrating boss battles, you're not allowed to design one that makes me feel bad. #Silksong

Big, hitting Shadow with an item: "Hiya Shadow!" Shadow, betrayed with "To Zanarkand" playing in the background: "Big...how could you?" #SonicRacingCrossworlds

Wanna be home to play FF TreeTop. Also Silksong. Also Sonic Racing. Also 2XKO. Also DK Bananza. Video games are pretty cool rn.

These packs are gone. I ain't even get to open three of them. 🥲

In fairness to Eric Adams, he knew mitochondria are the powerhouse of the cell.

Mom: "How was your day?" My honest response:

ChatGPT is probably the biggest honey pot of willingly-turned over highly confidential information that has ever been created in human history.

... You know, "happy" birthdays were overrated anyway.

As a MTG fan, it sucks to see Wizard suck up to mainstream franchises for the sake of momentary popularity instead of standing strong on its own stories and lore. As a Spiderman fan, I'm ok with MTG selling out as long as it's for mainstream franchises ***I LIKE***

Here's the Final Fantasy fanbase's opinions in a nutshell: Every game that came out before *I* started playing video games: bad Every game that came out when I was a child: the best in the series Every game that came out after I turned 18: THE WORST.

I'll play Marvel Rivals when they add Goldballs to the roster.

"it'll be nice to see baby cousin be social and make a friend" Baby cousin: *grows attached to the brattiest child available* "...No not that one...."

Can't wait for everyone that's been demanding a METROID PRIME 4 release date and memeing about the game to NOT buy the game now that it's 3 months away.

Best part of growing up a class clown: ignoring authority figures criticizing you IDC if you think it's constructive; sometimes I ain't in the mood for that shit. And since I'm a guy who isn't allowed to express anger, the next best thing is full on apathy.

>sees multiple posts debating if Silksong is "too hard" *Sigh* this is what happens when people jump in on the meme instead of actually looking into what they're buying.

I THINK....this is my personal tier listing of the mainline Sonic games. And it's ordered.

Remembered my Blue sky password. How unfortunate for all of you

I know Knuckles isn't allowed in Commander format, but I'm still determined to build a Red/White EDH Deck based off these cards. Ugh...I hate White.... #MTG #Sonic #FinalFantasy

POV: Praxis deserves to die

Watching @ladyscribe21.bsky.social beat #Yakuza Kiwami 2 confirms it is indeed best game. Now how do I find my own cop ass, mob adjacent GF?

I've seen enough. I need the animated adaptation done TOMORROW.

Time travel hack: go back in time, tell past you to buy stocks in all the things. Make sure you command yourself to not touch those stocks until the day AFTER you achieve time travel

My favorite part of MHW is when Nata said "What are these? Some kind of Monster Hunter Wilds?" And then Alma gives the hunter permission to beat the shit out of him.

The most depressing thing about watching Superman is knowing that "I didn't want people to die" isn't a "good enough" reason for Superman to insert himself into an international conflict. Like, it should be. But it's not.

Still waiting.

Where is my collection Capcom?

.... probably should've taken the rest of the week off, NGL. 🤒

...am I wilding if I randomly bought a ticket to Japan for this weekend just to buy a pair of Timbs?

Idk about you but "dog shit campfire simulator 5 years after the pandemic for $15" was amazing enough to make the Nintendo Direct worth it.