slept three hours after work and woke up to find out Ado is straight up in stranger than heaven and star fox 64 is being remade wifh the ugliest slippy toad model ive ever seen and im

sorry i know everyone rightfully wants RGG to like fall over and explode rn but stranger than heaven looks gas as fuck i can't lie

Snoop can see his father. Fox can't. STH > Starfox 64 3

Stranger Than Heaven looks awesome...BUT WHAT IS **HE** DOING THERE?

STOP. REBOOTING. STARFOX. HOW MANY STAR FOX 1 REMAKES DO WE NEED NINTENDO?

Reasons why I, a nerd, don't get along with nerds #52: Crazy how shield wielding Captain America is the most popular Avenger that isn't Spiderman, but gaming nerds still refuse to BLOCK. Why don't you guys enjoy blocking???

Soul Calibur May the IV'th be with you.

Wordle thinks it's funny huh? I just ordered one of these for a PC I'm working on. Wordle 1,780 4/6 🟨⬛🟨⬛⬛ 🟩🟨🟨⬛🟨 🟩🟩⬛🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Wakanda Forever! youtu.be/AFdxKvplq9M?...

Oh god, Horse Armor is within the Ask Historians 20 year rule for historical content 💀

You know who hasn't been problematic (I hope)? Brian Jacques and K.A. Applegate. Feeling nostalgic for some series (serieses?) that I haven't visited since I was a kid.

New phone logged me out of Twitter. I'm free. It's gone forever.

The Tifa discourse is funny because everyone with an opinion clearly only interacts with half of the relevant games. You got people who don't play Tekken (or fighting games in general) who don't get it and you got people who don't play FF who dont understand the big deal. All this over a RUMOR.

I might be the dumbest 🥷🏾alive. Wordle 1,769 6/6 ⬛🟨🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Shout out to the guy at the bar karaoke singing Persona 5 songs to an audience of one: Me, the only other guy in the bar that played Persona 5

No Loaded Dice? No problem! #PokemonChampions

Capcom: makes yet another "Dad and child" game except it's actually adorable instead of being depressing. The internet: Ruins it.

The biggest takeaway from GOAT the movie is...we need a Mario Basketball game. We got Mario Tennis and Golf. An NBA Streets styled game with hazardous courts would go crazy. Gimme Bowser's Castle themed Rucker Park any day. Shit would go hard. Furries optional.

Back in the States for 3 days and my sleep schedule is already screwed up. I do this to myself.

KING SCIZOR WITH THE FLINCH HAX! Which was clutch because I had nothing else to take this guy out. #PokemonChampions

I want to remind you the US military can deliver a Burger King anywhere on Earth within 48 hours, even if the people there do not know they want one yet.

Why is Yu Yu Hakusho's dub so good? Because Justin Cooked.

Let it be known that I'm an avid Apple hater. But I would rather put up with A THOUSAND iPhones than spend one more minute with this fucking Pixel.

Power scaling Final Fantasy protags is annoying. Especially pre-FFX. Because for 99% of the game, they're a strong guy with a sword that can shoot fireballs. But that last 1% is "beat the final boss who was strong enough to conquer Heaven/Hell/The Void/The Concept of chaos/Time"

Sony: *raises price of system twice* Microsoft: *raises price of system twice* Nintendo: *raises price of OLD system to keep new system under $500* Gamers: "all three of these companies are equally evil"

Let's just get this out of the way early. If you see this URL: youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?... Whatever trailer or news being associated with that link isn't real. Trust me on this

How to get into fighting games for dummies: -DO NOT GO ONLINE -pick the game with characters that look coolest to you. Or any even numbered Soul Calibur game -Stop button mashing. Don't press a button until your opponent is next to you (1/3)

Kosuke Chujo and his wife, Tomomi, owners of the Tokyo cheesesteak bar Nihonbashi Philly are here at Philadelphia Int’l Airport to help try and break the Guinnesss World Record for longest line of cheesesteaks on National Cheesesteak Day! 1/2

It must suck being an Emboar fan. Pokemon Company repeatedly telling you to drink toilet water must suck. Congrats to Meganium fans i guess.

Gonna make a new Twitch account called Goontendo-Sexy4. Gonna buy all the crappy smutty games on the Nintendo E-Shop and play them until the account gets shut down.

TIL: Viewtiful Joe and Ace Attorney share a track. Been playing both games for years now and I only learned today youtu.be/tkxgzCqkx40?...

What effing Sun??

Beat Pokemon LeafGreen

A quick explanation on why I like Chain of Memories and you don't: See the circled section? There ya go.

"I am not just the greatest warrior in the universe, I AM ALL OF THEM!" "If you are all of them, then so am I" Peak Death Battle

You ever hear something at work that's so facepalm worthy that your immediate reaction is to look for a drink? Yeah well unfortunately my drinking buddy gave up alcohol and soda for Lent so I'm outta luck

Sometimes the game REALLY hates you.

Sometimes the game just hates you.

"Be Kind. Rewind" was such a bar. Too bad it means nothing nowadays.

One day I'll get an actual record player for my records. Then maybe...Maybe....I'll get a record of an actual album. Not a soundtrack to a movie or game.

:D

>walks into GameStop >Can't find a copy of Sonic 06 to destroy >Leaves in anger

"Oh hey it's the new kid, he... Persona 3: is so mysterious and cool. Such talents." Persona 4: is such an absolute Chadasaurus. We love him" Persona 5: can f*ck off and die!"

Me, a WWE fan, seeing the FGC squabble over Saudi Arabia taking over EVO:

User: "I get this error message" Me: "Oh no problem. Just gotta change a battery in the PC. NBD" Computer: "let's make it a big deal"

Don't let FF Fans see my tier list. Last thing I need is some nostalgia-fueled nerd pop a blood vessel because I have the new action game rated above 6 and 7. Or some nerd that's only played two games upset because I can count up to 6 and past 8. I don't think I like FF fans that much

Final Fantasy Mainline Tier List UPDATED

Sony: *becomes the de facto favorite after doing nothing while Nintendo and Microsoft fuck up in 2025* Sony in 2026: "Let's start fucking up again"

"Pokemon should just re-release the old games on Switch" Nintendo: *Does that* "WHY ARE YOU CHARGING MONEY FOR THESE OLD GAMES?" At some point you gotta admit when you're just complaining to complain.