She should go ahead and take that lady’s name out the BMS remix just like she removed Kelis’ vocals from Energy.

Chile, so anyways…stream Renaissance.

We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.

Still got it

All that money and not a drop of seasoning, my god today…

We need to get Bronwyn to center snowflake next season. #RHOSLC

Big Sandals left y’all down here with us heathens, huh?

Chile, it’d be funny if the elevator went DOWN tomorrow.

Tylenol better sue the shit outta them.

Wasted all that time in Beetlejuice Beetlejuice smh

Cardi is gonna be the first artist to make me buy that concert ticket insurance.

Who’s gonna be the one to kill Boy Kavalier? My guess is Nibs or The Eye. #AlienEarth

Smelled like Fall this morning

They need to make a feature where you can browse an OF or JFF for 5 mins before you get charged to see if it’s really worth it.

Cardi saying that woman could “protect the building” is SENDING ME.

Oh god, he’s gonna claim this as one of the wars he’s settled.

Alien: Earth is hella good!

I mean…I can’t go back to Texas.

I applaud Cardi’s bravery for rapping over such a classic Jay-Z beat.

I enjoy listening to people talk about Love Island much more than watching it.

First free Friday since January

Watching Back to the Frontier on HBO Max, and even in cosplay 1800’s, you can count on one thing: a straight white guy will always kill the vibe.

Our washcloths keep disappearing. I’m gonna get some silicone scrubbers and one of those African net sponges and call it a day.

FUCK YEAH!

Happy Jackie Washington Day

It’s not a midlife crisis, it’s a midlife AWAKENING.

…do we need all these new people in The Devil Wears Prada 2?

They wasted Uma and Charlize in The Old Guard 2.

Why do people keep fucking with Lake Lanier?!?

My god, this is the tackiest shit… Where are the adults?

The Cowboy Carter tour was good, she’s cute. She’s no Renaissance Tour, but she was cute.

Mmmm. I bet you know who gives him a pardon 😒

Who fights at a Beyoncé concert!? No home training!

I am back in Houston. I am full of gumbo and red beans. I am in the humidity. I am at peace.

They need to open the Trill Burgers in NRG Stadium for Beyoncé concerts.

How are you discreet when you’re the overall father of a house?

YALL…we’re out having dinner. Someone just bought our appetizers for Juneteenth LLLOOOLLLL 🥂

the best way i can describe push these days is he does grown man hip-hop. basically going to other rappers and saying, "get your life together"

I don’t wanna see anymore fucking AI baby dub videos.

Mistress Isabelle Brooks, the icon that you are…

In this case, the enemy of my enemy is STILL my enemy. But I’ll delight in watching them tear each other apart.

YYEEAHHH BOOOYYY!

Watched The Wild Robot

The Tears Of A Clown- Smokey Robinson and The Miracles

happy pride month 🌈

Final Destination: Bloodlines was a movie with deaths in it, yes.

I just realized…today we reached the mark to officially be Colorado residents.

If you were born before there were 50 states, you shouldn't be in ANY political office. Stop clinging to power and build up the next generation.

Hellraiser