Bronwyn is a drag queen and I live #RHSLC

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DOES Wendy have the budget? 👀 #RHOP

Drag Race cast reveals used to feel like an event. Now they just drop them outta the sky.

Time to catch up on my shows, starting with Welcome to Derry

Don’t ask to see my 2025 Apple Replay. It’s still mostly Renaissance.

Ooooh Delta, don’t ask me for a feedback survey right now. I’ve been traveling since 7am Paris time and it’s now 8:30 mountain time and I’m still not home.

Despite it being gray and rainy every day, Paris has been great.

Random: I hate that people are now using the phrase "depression can't hit a moving target" as it functional depression isn't a thing. You literally can do every activity and still be super depressed.

I successfully ordered pastries in French this morning. Thank you, Duolingo.

Bonsoir, Paris

London has been great, despite all the grey and rain. Next up: Paris.

Had a very English Sunday: went to Sunday roast for lunch (DELICIOUS) and had beers in a pub under the train tracks while rugby was on the telly. Got fish and chips on the way back to the hotel lol

Touched down in Londontown. Already got the “you’re from the states? The good side or the bad side?” convo out the way lol

I went to bed angry and woke up furious. What a fucking waste of time and squandered all the good momentum of last week’s elections.

Here come that creole woman with her hand out…

I don’t want to be too delulu, but…last night’s victory margins make 2024’s loss margins look even more suspicious.

Fuck yeah

…I thought he was already dead, tbh

Never have I felt so invested in a mayoral race for a place I don’t live

So it’s Jassi’s bachelorette trip…but you let her sit in Economy? #RHOP

Parenting your parents as they get older and dealing with their unhealed trauma is so…

So what are they gonna play now!?

A clear ploy to limit access to guns to residents of mostly blue states.

Just drove past a senior citizen community on the way to the gym, and there was a group of seniors on the corner having their own No Kings protest ❤️

Oh, this bitch is gonna be INSUFFERABLE

KB’s friend was like, “If you like it, I love it.” LOL #LoveisBlind

I feel like Edmund’s mom is gonna put a root on KB if she says no at the alter. #LoveisBlind

Wendy and Stacey…just two liars looking at each other saying “exaccctttlllyyy” #RHOP

I like hearing KB curse #LoveisBlind

“Is my place masculine enough?” Oh Nick, sister…you’re not fooling me! #LoveisBlind

Browyn’s mom is a piece of work. It’s not the tumor, she’s just MEAN. #RHOSLC

I AM SO MAD AT DR. WENDY AND EDDIE RIGHT NOW!

Listening to “Kamalassance”

She should go ahead and take that lady’s name out the BMS remix just like she removed Kelis’ vocals from Energy.

Chile, so anyways…stream Renaissance.

We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.

Still got it

All that money and not a drop of seasoning, my god today…

We need to get Bronwyn to center snowflake next season. #RHOSLC

Big Sandals left y’all down here with us heathens, huh?

Chile, it’d be funny if the elevator went DOWN tomorrow.

Tylenol better sue the shit outta them.

Wasted all that time in Beetlejuice Beetlejuice smh

Cardi is gonna be the first artist to make me buy that concert ticket insurance.

Who’s gonna be the one to kill Boy Kavalier? My guess is Nibs or The Eye. #AlienEarth

Smelled like Fall this morning

They need to make a feature where you can browse an OF or JFF for 5 mins before you get charged to see if it’s really worth it.

Cardi saying that woman could “protect the building” is SENDING ME.