Roland Guiscard
@rolandguiscard.bsky.social
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Furry Erotica Writer All Socials:
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Me, to the Dental hygienist smacking and popping her gum in my ear: "Can you finish your gum before we start the cleaning?" DH: "What did you say?" Me: "Finish your gum?" DH: (insulted) "Did YOU ask me to SPIT OUT my GUM?" Me: "Yes?" DH: (furious) "No?" (whispered) "Asshole." I do not understand.
2 days ago
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Allow the posting of anime/hentai on Something Awful.
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3 days ago
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They uh... They just come out and say it now huh?
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Bikini Fox Girl & SPH Inflatable-inflate Blow Toy Party Room Decor 2m Tall PVC | eBay
✅ High-quality materials for durability and safety.
https://ebay.io/m/1w7OOj
3 days ago
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I don't think Skye gets enough outside summer time in art, so she'd love to throw her hat in the ring for this!
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5 days ago
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My boy Kyle Driver is an Island Fox which is "Critically Threatened," whatever that means.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Island_...
He's also canonically Tongva (his government name is Joseph Talawitashwit) who also haven't fared well post-Columbus.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tongva
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5 days ago
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March: Hey boss you need to do this thing May: Boss you really need to do this thing June: Boss this needs to be done like, yesterday, do the thing Late June: Boss please I've done 99% of it just sign it. Senior partner: It's your fault the boss didn't do the thing, that's your second write-up.
8 days ago
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At the end of the day, there are only two crimes in America: -To be poor -To be different
8 days ago
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The fact that Rainbow Dash named her turtle "Tank" implies not only that armored vehicles exist in Equestria, but that war is so common and has been happening for so many years that the use of such vehicles has become common. Guess the grimdark fanfics were right?
8 days ago
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The Epstein class wants me to be free of secrets, for me to be laid open like a corpse on the dissecting table, with my every part labeled and seen by all, while having those who point out even their most obvious failures punished and their every breath made private and secure.
9 days ago
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It's hard getting punished for minor fuckups when I see the people in charge doing the most massive fuckups possible and then being told "this is good, actually."
9 days ago
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I got written up at work today because my stupid autism made me do stupid shit and now I'm worried I'll be the next to get fired when they need to fire people. Barely made it through the switch from old boss to new boss, so I'm still on the "disposable" list.
9 days ago
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Oh shit I forgot the rule about not reading the comments oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck
10 days ago
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"The punishment for the protesters exceeds the lengthiest prison sentences given out for the attack on the Capitol on January 6. Enrique Tarrio, the leader of the Proud Boys who was convicted of seditious conspiracy, was sentenced to 22 years in prison."
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11 days ago
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Discord breaks everyone's trust, demonstrates that they're bad people, and we all just...forgive them and refuse to leave their service? Even after they go back to doing bad things? I mean I guess it worked for Facebook...
12 days ago
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If you use AI, you are saying "I don't care." "I don't care to hire someone who knows how to do this, nor do I care to learn how to do it myself." Time is the only real resource you have, and if you don't put that into something you don't care about it, and therefore why should I?
13 days ago
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Whoever wins, we all do!
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13 days ago
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I still don't know shot about photoshop or image cleanup, but I'm getting better at the raw rendering and also the framing. I know SL stuff is almost always dutch angles but I prefer and will keep working with traditional flat angles because I like the look.
13 days ago
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@comfybasilisk.bsky.social
Do every one of your livestreams count as an episode of Haunted Doll Watch?
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Haunted Doll Watch - YouTube
Thanks to Vetondd for uploading so many of these over the years! I love listening to these as a playlist when I'm having trouble sleeping. I wanted to add th...
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLnYKI8-5kEKrzYX5RZWbIaU4Q_GSFZJql
13 days ago
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He slep
14 days ago
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If Hollywood is looking at old 4Chan posts for their next movie idea, what are the polymarket odds on it being /incredibly/ racist? I mean it's gotta be, right? That or pedo. Or both!
17 days ago
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The internet in 2026: Firstname.Lastname(Bluecheck): According to this image, the blue man is actually green! cartoonavatar: That's fake AI. Firstname.Lastname(Bluecheck): I MUST KNOW cartoonavatar'S NAME, ADDRESS AND SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER FOR THE GOOD OF ALL CHILDREN.
17 days ago
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I literally had someone tell me "well I don't believe it says that" right after reading it aloud to me rather than admit they were wrong and I just don't know how to respond to that.
17 days ago
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Everyone goes on and on about the "power of AI" like it works. Like, I remember the promises of the dot com boom and smartphone boom not being met, but the products worked at least. Meanwhile AI doesn't seem to do anything but drive up prices and... Oh, it does work, just not how I thought.
17 days ago
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Our landlord stated that over 100 packages are sitting in the Amazon lockbox thing unclaimed. I used to do deliveries and it's something I don't understand. Here I am like Calvin waiting for his propeller beanie for every package I order, but other people just abandon them. What a waste.
18 days ago
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Some jackass that runs a service I have to use for work decided to let AI pre-screen all the paperwork I submit that used to be read by humans, resulting in a 100% rejection rate because the AI can't read. Resubmit, get human reader, proceed. I don't understand how this "increases efficiency."
18 days ago
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"Where are we?" "Where are we going?" Don't ask me that I don't even know where we've been.
22 days ago
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Last time I talked to my dad I went on this long rant about how I would routinely return from time with my mom's side of the family sporting new and horrific injuries from their abuse and neglect. His response? "Well, I didn't know!" Motherfucker your kid has a bullet hole in him, that's on you.
23 days ago
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23 days ago
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Two of my gals, Stacy and June, are now available as 3D prints, should you wish to make your own:
cults3d.com/en/3d-model/...
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Stacy Kotlowski - NSFW/SFW
Commission made for rolandguiscard She is a part time model and Aerobics Instructor Age: 22 (as of 1986) Height: 5'2" Weight: 102 lbs Residence: Palmdale, CA Likes: Fashion, Sitcoms, Doing Workouts D...
https://cults3d.com/en/3d-model/naughties/stacy-kotlowski-nsfw-sfw
23 days ago
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(me, on the toilet, to the tune of Dory's "Just Keep Swimming") "Just keep shitting, shitting, shitting, shitting, just keep shitting, shitting, shitting..."
23 days ago
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A super fun interpretation of my wolf girl Skye looking like something straight out of a 1970s cereal advert.
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24 days ago
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Co-Worker: Why aren't you going to Pride Fest? Me: Oh, sorry, I have issues with large crowds. Real reasons: Corpo sponsors, cops everywhere, strict "Respectable Gay" dress code, fursuits and pup masks explicitly banned, food costs too much, music sucks.
25 days ago
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I know I'm broken because I have a book I neither intend to sell nor read nor give as a present and I feel guilty that I am not "optimizing" the ownership of this book. That I can't just enjoy having it.
26 days ago
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Is there such a thing as, like, a fursuit tailor? Can I pay someone to make my fursuit head fit me again by removing material for less than the cost of a new head? I mean I'm expecting it to cost hundreds of dollars but that's less than the thousands of a new one.
26 days ago
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Really struggling to find the line between "I am bad with money" and "I am not paid enough" in a world where the news consists mostly of people spending more money than I'll ever have on the dumbest shit imaginable while I'm crying because I'm worried an action figure broke my budget.
26 days ago
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27 days ago
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Incels who complain about all women being whores but also complaining that said women won't sleep with them are really revealing they have very poor budgeting skills.
29 days ago
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As much as I love the Redwall book series it's really hard to get over all of the anti-Vulpine racism. On the upside, the author is dead, and so can't have bad takes on anything current.
29 days ago
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Anime art books now on sale Look at 'em:
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29 days ago
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Due to dad-bods being very "in" right now, I am being subjected to people objectifying me and just see me as a fetish object instead of a human being. It is a new and infuriating thing that I'm sure trans women can tell me all about.
30 days ago
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Lost another friend to the alt-right. Thought this was over, but no. They were convinced all the anti-AI protests were "fake Chinese-funded hoaxes" because their justifiable hatred of the CCP overrode their love for their fellow queers (they're trans). This will always happen and I don't know why.
about 1 month ago
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This is free today.
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Save 100% on Gravity Circuit on Steam
Gravity Circuit is a flashy action packed 2D platformer in the spirit of console classics. Follow Kai, a lone operative war hero who harnesses the mysterious powers of the Gravity Circuit, on an adven...
https://store.steampowered.com/app/858710/Gravity_Circuit/
about 1 month ago
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The LZ 129 Hindenburg was a Nazi airship made by Nazis and filled with Nazis who died suffering the price of their hubris while on a Nazi propaganda campaign. Instead of the Hindenburg Disaster we should call it "that cool time Nazis died in a balloon."
about 1 month ago
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I don't feel like there's a place for me in the fur fandom anymore. I'm kinda feeling like there never was.
about 1 month ago
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Shit getting so rough Frank is offering me a nice egg.
about 1 month ago
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Who does the foley for podcast ads and why the fuck are they so bad at their job?
about 1 month ago
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I swear the Republicans are just going to Charles Taylor for campaign strategy at this point. In my opinion "He killed my ma, he killed my pa, but I will vote for him" feels almost too honest for Trump but it certainly describes his voter base.
about 1 month ago
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"Henry VIII had a girth of 54 inches late in life, and had to be moved with the assistance of mechanical devices." (checks his fat-ass pants and lack of a cane or wheelchair) Heh. Bitch.
about 1 month ago
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Selling my Dirty Pair Blu Ray:
ebay.us/m/J5SZrn
Art book too:
ebay.us/m/eGpM1l
And all sorts of other crap too:
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"Let's Dub the Dirty Pair!" Kickstarter Blu-Ray Box Set | eBay
The "Let's Dub the Dirty Pair!" Kickstarter Blu-Ray Box Set is a complete series box set of the Japanese animated TV series "Dirty Pair". Produced by Sunrise, this special edition includes all episodes in Blu-ray format with English subtitles. Perfect for fans of the genre, this Kickstarter edition offers a unique opportunity to support the project and receive exclusive content for a discounted price. With a focus on the beloved characters and intricate plotlines, this collection is a must-have for collectors and enthusiasts of Japanese animation.
https://ebay.us/m/J5SZrn
about 1 month ago
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