I'm 41 and I've never had anyone hold me for more than a minute.

My birthday is closer to the end of WWII than I am to my birthday.

We had a work thing were we got wined-and-dined by a business that wants referrals. I brought a copy of 5 Crowns and managed to get some other people to play it, and everyone talked about that rather than politics or the news. People should play games together more.

I'm not going to be fired and they're hiring a 4th attorney at work so I will either work with my current boss's replacement or whoever they hire to be the 4th. The boss of our location says I "work too hard to lose" so I think I'm good for awhile.

Deepfakes are everywhere, but digital forensics investigators are fighting back. Learn more: https://scim.ag/42dMPBg

GUN PURSE www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eoA...

My boss quit and now there's a 2 in 3 chance I'll be fired because his replacement is bringing in his own staff so only one of us gets to stay. I only worked here 6 months and I can't go back to my old job and it didn't cover my expenses anyway. This just doesn't feel fair.

1/6: Reposting in it's entirety as a thread: My Life as a Funny Animal (CW: Child Abuse and Stuff) It's a weird little thing I made when I was first transitioning early this year. Read it if you want, I made it for all you funny animals out there #furry #furryart #trans #comics

Boxes of USAID Super Cereal Plus, stolen by Elon Musk, being sold at Ollie's Good Stuff Cheap.

You need joy outside of stuff made for consumption. Otherwise you will abandon your friends because the IP that gave you fun childhood memories will be more important to you. You'd think furries would know this, but no, Disney/Nintendo/FNAF/etc. is more important to them than fellow queers.

Easy. Today is also rent day so I'm fucking broke until next Thursday.

Understanding is overrated. youtu.be/ACEBZ-KmuQo?...

This Chris Stapleton guy, I think I like his opinion. ebay.us/m/JI9TCm

I've picked up bowling and darts and am making progress on pool, meaning I'm spending a lot more time than usual being the only faggot in the room in public places. This is why your sports are dying, folks. We need a Fursuit Friday down at Classic Lanes.

Go into the kitchen and find my dog stretched and extended as far as his legs and neck will go, licking the cutting board. I mean I guess he doesn't have much else going on at the moment but like there's a bowl of kibble /right there/. Guess he just really loves the taste.

OK we need to just start issuing plush toy AR-15s to all the cowards who think they need to open carry at the grocery store. I get if you need your stuffie to feel safe going outside but please stop making everybody think a mass shooting is about to start.

There's no law that says you can't keep putting funny skeletons up on your lawn year round. There's just the HOA, and they are godless heathens with genitals as dry as sandpaper. Just turn the music up and put more rock salt on their lawn and everything will be fine.

Everybody actin' like shit's normal cuz they don't know what else to do. It was like this under Bush, I remember that. The President says/does something illegal/stupid and we all just decide that's normal now, everything's fine. Get back to work. Meanwhile I can't stop screaming.

OK so why is no furry making trucker hats with animal ears and inappropriate text on the front. That's what's wrong with this fandom. We used to make things in this fandom. Is this a thing I have to start doing? ebay.us/m/GHaAmx

Looks like that distracted wolf is about to get more wood than he bargained for. Art by Jonas: https://about.me/jonasdrawsstuff My Socials: https://www.linktr.ee/rolandguiscard

Looks like that distracted wolf is about to get more wood than he bargained for. Art by Jonas: https://about.me/jonasdrawsstuff My Socials: https://www.linktr.ee/rolandguiscard

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I had an LL Bean gift card and I bought the biggest sweater they had and it still doesn't fit my fat ass and now I feel ugly.

I had an LL Bean gift card and I bought the biggest sweater they had and it still doesn't fit my fat ass and now I feel ugly.

The biggest thing that put an end to crack cocaine use was that people saw it wasn't worth it - you just couldn't be a functional drug addict on it the way you could with other drugs. This is also why other drugs lost popularity as they became too powerful. I think social media will be the same.

I lost about 1/3rd of my friends when I left Discord. Really shows how any amount of friction, including needing to use a different IM service, ends friendships with me. Meanwhile others get so many messages per day they can't keep up. I dunno how they do it.

Dude I drive a Mitsubishi Mirage. It's made out of 1.5 tons of Not Giving a Fuck. If I had a dollar for every fuck it gives, I'd still be making payments, which I am. Your 100k Pavement Princess can't do half the shit my car can until you stop caring about the paint.

People just do not understand how much the WPA changed this country. So much of our now disintegrating infrastructure was built then. So many of the roads and bridges here were made under it. But oh we can't do that now, Elon needs more AI-generated CSAM. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Works_P...

I don't get why in sci-fi we always make it out that the highly advanced aliens eat raw or live food. Like, throughout human history, the trend has been more and more processing. I want aliens who eat impossible food made by robots that has a flavor profile we can't even conceive of.

www.jsonline.com/story/weathe... So I was up late last night

Slowly entering the fourth hour of a 30 minute meeting. I feel like my employer does not value my time, but I mean, I am getting paid.

I e-mailed the official Patrick Nagel website to see if an art book image I saw on the web was real or AI garbage and his /widow/ replied, not some robot or intern or something. That's some Web 1.0 shit right there. Reply from the guy's family. The book wasn't real if you're wondering. Photoshop.

Of course conservatives are obsessed with the Confederacy, it was only four years old. If it made it to 18 they'd lose interest.

Furries bitch and moan about how much FA goes down but like are any of the much better funded social media sites any better in the era of vibe-coding?

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Someone was a big Vincent Price and put a lot of love into this piece. Too bad it got slashed like that. I'd have hung it somewhere. Whoever did this clearly loved Vincent and did a lovely job.

Which one of you made your fetish a children's game? Admit it, c'mon, it was one of you.

I love vintage vehicles but I've lost tens of thousands on vintage cars. So I bought this vintage bike at the thrift store for $30. It's been abandoned in a garage since at least 1985. Probably longer. I think I can learn how to fix this. This seems to be within my abilities.

Found this Tod the Fox Disney plush at the Goodwill. Poor guy has one hell of a tag on him, so he could be sold anywhere in the world I guess. I cut it off and threw it away. Be free, little guy. Reject your heritage. Be yourself.

OK the Pimp Student wins my respect.

People ask my why I'm paranoid about being found out as gay/furry all the time and I'm like "did you not listen at any point during the two years the EEOC was suing my former employer because an audit of their e-mails found I was referred to as 'the faggot' and 'the retard'?"

I had to go to Walmart to buy boxes to ship what I've been selling on eBay and this was playing on the radio and some manager cut in and stopped it and I kinda feel like things got too obvious for a moment. m.youtube.com/watch?v=1t-g...

And now everyone will declare victory, double down on this deranged behavior, and tell my my fears and concerns are invalid and to shut up.

When I was a kid my sister would force the lock on my door, steal money out of my wallet and break my things, and when I complained to my parents they told me not to bother them and that's pretty much every single conversation I've ever had with a politician.

A long-since abandoned pic Roochak drew of me and Jimmy gettin' it on. Found while file-cleaning. Jimmy and the art are (c) Roochak

Very old sketch of Boltsilver givin' it to my old 'sona up the butt.  Found while file cleaning. Boltsilver and art are (c) himself.

Even when I sleep I do not rest. www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZrc...

The CEO of one of the biggest companies in my state was bragging about how he gets food stamps by taking a $0 salary and just being given a credit card with no limit his company pays off each month. I was denied because "medical and bankruptcy debt are no longer factored into our decision."

People forget that kink is usually a coping mechanism for some fear or trauma. Just as an oyster grows a pearl around a grain of sand, so does a person grow a kink around some painful fear or memory. And a failure to do so in a safe, healthy manner is very dangerous.