Me, to the Dental hygienist smacking and popping her gum in my ear: "Can you finish your gum before we start the cleaning?" DH: "What did you say?" Me: "Finish your gum?" DH: (insulted) "Did YOU ask me to SPIT OUT my GUM?" Me: "Yes?" DH: (furious) "No?" (whispered) "Asshole." I do not understand.

Allow the posting of anime/hentai on Something Awful.

They uh... They just come out and say it now huh? ebay.io/m/1w7OOj

I don't think Skye gets enough outside summer time in art, so she'd love to throw her hat in the ring for this!

My boy Kyle Driver is an Island Fox which is "Critically Threatened," whatever that means. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Island_... He's also canonically Tongva (his government name is Joseph Talawitashwit) who also haven't fared well post-Columbus. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tongva

March: Hey boss you need to do this thing May: Boss you really need to do this thing June: Boss this needs to be done like, yesterday, do the thing Late June: Boss please I've done 99% of it just sign it. Senior partner: It's your fault the boss didn't do the thing, that's your second write-up.

At the end of the day, there are only two crimes in America: -To be poor -To be different

The fact that Rainbow Dash named her turtle "Tank" implies not only that armored vehicles exist in Equestria, but that war is so common and has been happening for so many years that the use of such vehicles has become common. Guess the grimdark fanfics were right?

The Epstein class wants me to be free of secrets, for me to be laid open like a corpse on the dissecting table, with my every part labeled and seen by all, while having those who point out even their most obvious failures punished and their every breath made private and secure.

It's hard getting punished for minor fuckups when I see the people in charge doing the most massive fuckups possible and then being told "this is good, actually."

I got written up at work today because my stupid autism made me do stupid shit and now I'm worried I'll be the next to get fired when they need to fire people. Barely made it through the switch from old boss to new boss, so I'm still on the "disposable" list.

Oh shit I forgot the rule about not reading the comments oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck

"The punishment for the protesters exceeds the lengthiest prison sentences given out for the attack on the Capitol on January 6. Enrique Tarrio, the leader of the Proud Boys who was convicted of seditious conspiracy, was sentenced to 22 years in prison."

Discord breaks everyone's trust, demonstrates that they're bad people, and we all just...forgive them and refuse to leave their service? Even after they go back to doing bad things? I mean I guess it worked for Facebook...

If you use AI, you are saying "I don't care." "I don't care to hire someone who knows how to do this, nor do I care to learn how to do it myself." Time is the only real resource you have, and if you don't put that into something you don't care about it, and therefore why should I?

Whoever wins, we all do!

I still don't know shot about photoshop or image cleanup, but I'm getting better at the raw rendering and also the framing. I know SL stuff is almost always dutch angles but I prefer and will keep working with traditional flat angles because I like the look.

@comfybasilisk.bsky.social Do every one of your livestreams count as an episode of Haunted Doll Watch? www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

He slep

If Hollywood is looking at old 4Chan posts for their next movie idea, what are the polymarket odds on it being /incredibly/ racist? I mean it's gotta be, right? That or pedo. Or both!

The internet in 2026: Firstname.Lastname(Bluecheck): According to this image, the blue man is actually green! cartoonavatar: That's fake AI. Firstname.Lastname(Bluecheck): I MUST KNOW cartoonavatar'S NAME, ADDRESS AND SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER FOR THE GOOD OF ALL CHILDREN.

I literally had someone tell me "well I don't believe it says that" right after reading it aloud to me rather than admit they were wrong and I just don't know how to respond to that.

Everyone goes on and on about the "power of AI" like it works. Like, I remember the promises of the dot com boom and smartphone boom not being met, but the products worked at least. Meanwhile AI doesn't seem to do anything but drive up prices and... Oh, it does work, just not how I thought.

Our landlord stated that over 100 packages are sitting in the Amazon lockbox thing unclaimed. I used to do deliveries and it's something I don't understand. Here I am like Calvin waiting for his propeller beanie for every package I order, but other people just abandon them. What a waste.

Some jackass that runs a service I have to use for work decided to let AI pre-screen all the paperwork I submit that used to be read by humans, resulting in a 100% rejection rate because the AI can't read. Resubmit, get human reader, proceed. I don't understand how this "increases efficiency."

"Where are we?" "Where are we going?" Don't ask me that I don't even know where we've been.

Last time I talked to my dad I went on this long rant about how I would routinely return from time with my mom's side of the family sporting new and horrific injuries from their abuse and neglect. His response? "Well, I didn't know!" Motherfucker your kid has a bullet hole in him, that's on you.

Two of my gals, Stacy and June, are now available as 3D prints, should you wish to make your own: cults3d.com/en/3d-model/... cults3d.com/en/3d-model/...

(me, on the toilet, to the tune of Dory's "Just Keep Swimming") "Just keep shitting, shitting, shitting, shitting, just keep shitting, shitting, shitting..."

A super fun interpretation of my wolf girl Skye looking like something straight out of a 1970s cereal advert.

Co-Worker: Why aren't you going to Pride Fest? Me: Oh, sorry, I have issues with large crowds. Real reasons: Corpo sponsors, cops everywhere, strict "Respectable Gay" dress code, fursuits and pup masks explicitly banned, food costs too much, music sucks.

I know I'm broken because I have a book I neither intend to sell nor read nor give as a present and I feel guilty that I am not "optimizing" the ownership of this book. That I can't just enjoy having it.

Is there such a thing as, like, a fursuit tailor? Can I pay someone to make my fursuit head fit me again by removing material for less than the cost of a new head? I mean I'm expecting it to cost hundreds of dollars but that's less than the thousands of a new one.

Really struggling to find the line between "I am bad with money" and "I am not paid enough" in a world where the news consists mostly of people spending more money than I'll ever have on the dumbest shit imaginable while I'm crying because I'm worried an action figure broke my budget.

Incels who complain about all women being whores but also complaining that said women won't sleep with them are really revealing they have very poor budgeting skills.

As much as I love the Redwall book series it's really hard to get over all of the anti-Vulpine racism. On the upside, the author is dead, and so can't have bad takes on anything current.

Anime art books now on sale Look at 'em: www.ebay.com/usr/incognit...

Due to dad-bods being very "in" right now, I am being subjected to people objectifying me and just see me as a fetish object instead of a human being. It is a new and infuriating thing that I'm sure trans women can tell me all about.

Lost another friend to the alt-right. Thought this was over, but no. They were convinced all the anti-AI protests were "fake Chinese-funded hoaxes" because their justifiable hatred of the CCP overrode their love for their fellow queers (they're trans). This will always happen and I don't know why.

This is free today. store.steampowered.com/app/858710/G...

The LZ 129 Hindenburg was a Nazi airship made by Nazis and filled with Nazis who died suffering the price of their hubris while on a Nazi propaganda campaign. Instead of the Hindenburg Disaster we should call it "that cool time Nazis died in a balloon."

I don't feel like there's a place for me in the fur fandom anymore. I'm kinda feeling like there never was.

Shit getting so rough Frank is offering me a nice egg.

Who does the foley for podcast ads and why the fuck are they so bad at their job?

I swear the Republicans are just going to Charles Taylor for campaign strategy at this point. In my opinion "He killed my ma, he killed my pa, but I will vote for him" feels almost too honest for Trump but it certainly describes his voter base.

"Henry VIII had a girth of 54 inches late in life, and had to be moved with the assistance of mechanical devices." (checks his fat-ass pants and lack of a cane or wheelchair) Heh. Bitch.

Selling my Dirty Pair Blu Ray: ebay.us/m/J5SZrn Art book too: ebay.us/m/eGpM1l And all sorts of other crap too: www.ebay.com/usr/incognit...