Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings

"You better listen! You're not getting a second chance! We will commit war crimes!" "Fine, we'll extend the deadline." "You better listen! You're not getting a second chance! We will commit war crimes!" "Fine, we'll extend the deadline." "You better listen! You're not getting a second chance! We wi-

to the person who invented the nail holder thing included in the package for the shelves at Target, may your life be full of joy and your hands remain soft forever

I want to know what caused the trend of people pasting images into Word documents and sending the document as opposed to just pasting the image into the ticket.

Cartoon by @danboriscreates.bsky.social. Stable Genius Crisis Manager.

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“How lucky is the United States that everytime they look for democracy in other countries they find oil instead”- Spain Deputy Gabriel Rufián

My watch is telling me I have so much energy and slept great, and I can barely pick myself help and yawning every 5 minutes

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I got a haircut today and the person cutting my hair smelled so bad

My brother is moving in with me today. Last day of living alone. 🥲

"Why is no one helping us with Iran" he said after criticizing NATO, withdrawing from treaties, and assisting Israel with a war that will never end.

Rising Conservative Star Just Guy Wearing Nazi Armband And Crying https://theonion.com/rising-conservative-star-just-guy-wearing-nazi-armband-1849855062/

This administration sounding like Russia. They attack another nation unprompted and expect the other nation to give up like it was their fault.

IBM, 1979

#bluesky is the only place that gets it. I want to unmute this one video, not EVERY SINGLE VIDEO INSTAGRAM

The Project Hail Mary movie was amazing! Having read the book, I feel like they skipped over some of the science and explanation of some of the tech used, but overall it was great! Acting, music, GCI and story were awesome! Go watch it!

Happy birthday to the best kitty, Karma! She is now 3 years old! 3/23/23

Man, the government hired untrained, uneducated idiots to be immigration enforcement and now they are going to be untrained, uneducated TSA? There's no way this can go wrong!

A patriot questions the government, patriots don't comply just because the government says so.

It's actually dystopian how everyone has a phone and these new A.I features automatically scan your photos and reads text. No regulations against A.I, no consent asked. Hello big brother.

What To Know About ‘Project Hail Mary’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-project-hail-mary/

Literal p*doph*les are running the country, but no... We need a "Sin Tax" on consenting adults engaging in legal activities. Jesus said to take the plank out of your eye before removing the speck of sand in someone else... Maybe get your party in check first.

I remember when gas prices went up 30 cents under Biden and the right put stickers on pumps of "I did that!" and now they're silent about gas prices going up almost a dollar and telling people they're vandalizing pumps for putting Dump stickers saying "I did that!"

Nekonyancer sketch:

Age verification is being pushed my Meta to confirm humans verses bots so they don't advertise to the bots they have all over the internet. You heard me right, it's not about the kids.

Went to #fanexpo yesterday and had a lot of fun! Got way too much merch.

Yeah #instagram, where is skip? There's no option to not accept and decline so I don't get this message again. I'd say the #FFC would care, but not under this administration.

This song is 100% how I feel fellow Christians act. Jesus said to love very one. He did not spend time with pedophiles.

FIFA

Going to FanExpo tomorrow! Looking forward to it.

My body is so tired... Been patching and painting the spare bedroom and went running and cleaning all day today.

I swear employers are going to ask at some point, "did you get your degree before or after 2022?" to se if you used AI to get through college.

Microslop

We had some big news come up in the company and the CEO decided to break it using a 100% AI generated script. You think someone with a masters in Business could write a heart felt email.

My baby wants some cuddles

Just because it's not happening to you doesn't mean it's not happening.

I feel like dating at my age is people looking for convenience and not love.

The U.S. has gone off the deep end. I mean, it has for over a year now, but this is a new level of low.

Did you ever had an idea so brilliant that you did it immediately? I was eating a chocolate chip cookie and realized I could have ice cream with it.

Trump Suffers Setback Unrelated To Child Rape

"Critter Crossing" styled commissions are open on my Vgen! :) both PNG and Live2d coms available vgen.co/JenJenRose --- #AnimalCrossing #AnimalCrossingNewHorizons

I need the internet to stop being parents to kids and have the parents actually parent.

Don't tell me what you believe, show me how you treat others.

Pushed myself to run further today. Gonna keep pushing myself!

Got my third run in this year! I'm going to try doing it every day for a bit.

Age Verification? I was worried Y2K was going to brick my computer.

Welp, I canceled my #Discord Nitro subscription. I'm backing up files from Discord before moving to stoat.chat.

So what new messenger is everyone using? Discord just shit the bed.