these post iron infusion headaches are no fucking joke 😩

GOBBLERS ARE BACK AND THE SWEET POTATO OPTION!!!!

just spending my morning ugly crying…

IM GOING TO SEE LOUIS TOMLINSON NEXT YEAR 😭😭😭😭

heard they want ICE digging into our social media posts, if that’s true, enjoy my new favorite crewneck you pieces of shit 😘

it was a good night with TSSF & ND

GRAYSCALE ERAS WEEKEND IN PHILLY, HELLLLLLL YESSSSS. so much for December being our month to do nothing.

22-year-old Ward Sakeik, a Palestinian woman who has lived in Texas since she was 9, says her experience in federal detainment could only be identified as “human trafficking.” And she’s not staying quiet about the women she was forced to leave behind. thebarbedwire.com/2025/09/22/w...

the only downside to order glasses online is that virtual try on isn’t always accurate and now I have comically large clown size glasses 😂

I’m gonna lose my shit on Hulu, I can watch any show, except Only Murders. every time I try to watch the new episode it gives me the loading screen and then kicks me out of Hulu completely. been doing it since yesterday and I wanna scream

This is Jade. She just met the biggest dogs she's ever seen. But quickly learned they have the biggest hearts too. 13/10 for all (TT: catimtins.pscal)

I will completely lose my shit if I have to have another surgery on my face. I wanted to be done seeing doctors and now I have to see an ENT 😭

clean house, clean laundry, everything shower, and in my pjs before 5pm on a Saturday. this is the dream.

he’s supposed to be making t-shirts and I’m supposed to be sleeping

Bob thinks I’m insane for wanting to get an Etsy witch to cast some good fortune spells

he’s so beautiful, but I need him to stop getting old 😭

don’t look to me to be empathetic, I’ve made jokes at the expense of my own dead family members who were raging pieces of shit 🤷🏻‍♀️ my empathy only extends so far.

eating sandwiches is so much more enjoyable now that my teeth touch, I just need these braces off so more of my sandwich actually makes into my stomach and not trapped in my brackets.

the people who mocked and made up shit about the attack on paul pelosi have thoughts about decorum and we should definitely take them very very seriously

Let’s make one thing clear from the start: Charlie Kirk was the victim of a shooting in a country where he, along with other right-wing extremist influencers, have been inciting violence for years. — Kirk is neither a martyr nor a hero, he is a cause.

I am ready for bed

Florida to parents: "Why chose between your child dying of a gunshot wound at school, or a preventable disease, when you can have both?"

anyone need tickets for Minus the Bear on November 5? we have two of them up for grabs

is it almost 80° outside? yes? but is it also September? also yes, which means soup for dinner most nights of the week until spring.

“dude. Courtney. I’m basically Jason Stathom”

good morning, Bob has never heard of Friendly’s and my mind is blown

new SVU detective Bruno is FINE AS HELL

I fear my geriatric age is catching up to me. I just voluntarily made, and scarfed down a tuna sandwich. am I 90? I’ve never liked tuna a day in my life.

trying to ween myself off of soda but I NEED fizzy drinks, but I’ve always hated seltzer water and Ollipop. tried a Poppi today, that shit is BANGIN

7 YEARS 🖤 with the greatest glizzy guzzler there ever was, Robert Bobert ❤️

sometimes we don’t dress like Adam Sandler…

I don’t think anyone fully understands how obsessed I am with him. I need him to live forever.

Crocs purse babyyyyy

not Bob getting resale festival tickets just so we can see Role Model cause he wants to hear Sally live and doesn’t want to wait till the next headliner tour

do you have pickles?

Bob, a baby, and Bananas

“I’ll poke you with my hose, in the mountains of the Poconos” …someone come get my husband, please.

FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER- I HAVE NORMAL PAP SMEAR RESULTS! WOOOO!! I finally get a year off from war with the cervix hole punch!

I’m terrible at making myself nutritious lunches cause I don’t wanna cook lunch and dinner, and snackle boxes don’t fill me up. now I just buy pre prepared meals from Sam’s Club to last me the whole week. just gotta open it and eat or pop it in the oven real quick.

I’m so bored with my hair cut and color but I don’t know what to do now that I have a whole new face shape 😩

I’ve been chosen 😭 he never snuggles anymore so this is a special day

4 days before surgery ➡️ today 3.5 months post op

free coffee, free Wawa fountain soda, and some homemade MD crab soup. It’s been a good birthday. 36 is lookin bright

Grayscale is in Baltimore on Friday, happy birthday to meeeee

my mom gave me a bag of stuff that I still had at her house, it was filled with my grippy socks and a pill cutter 🙃

I am this 👌🏼 close to buzzing my whole entire head and just doing a fun color pattern. I am so sick of all this hair 😩

Bob’s influence is too strong

my birthday is in 20 days and I’ve decided I’m done being the person who goes out of their way to do things for people to make them feel good/seen when those people have shown me repeatedly that I’m just a back burner person in their lives.

about to go crazy on some authentic deep dish pizza and then go see Turnover, it’s been a good mini vacation

saw a shirt that said “the best dads get promoted to grandad” and Bob said “yeah cause only the best dads raise kids who fuck!”