we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad

the chocolate muffin Olympian guy has started watching Heated Rivalry. I love watching new people become part of the cult.

I fucked up my first batch of cookies for Bob’s new firehouse but he is obsessed with them and convinced me to bake more but y’all these things look atrocious. they’re gonna think it’s my first time ever baking 😭

A$AP Rocky is probably the most beautiful man ever created

not only does my nail tech kill it every single time, she also surprises me with a 12 pack of Poppi Shirley Temples that have been impossible to find

watching Tell Me Lies after being obsessed with Heated Rivalry, is…. rough to say the least

at Medieval Times yesterday and Bob said “they need a Knights version of Heated Rivalry. that shit would go so hard” I’ve created a monster

braces are FINALLY coming off on March 24th 😭 3 years of hell almost over

the way I NEED Heated Rivalry injected into my veins. it’s perfect. flawless. stunning. I fall more in love with it every time I watch it

I love married life

I’ve just learned about Spacehey, it’s basically MySpace but a different name?

the world is going to shit but at least my dogs are cute

NEW: At least four videos show what really happened when ICE shot a woman in Minneapolis on Wednesday. DHS has established itself as an agency that cannot be trusted to live in or present reality. Our latest:

got a Thrive Market subscription for Christmas and just got our first order. so excited to have a better variety of everything cause out here in nowhere land ya gotta drive over an hour for any decent grocery stores

today I’m thankful for enrichment toys cause it’s too cold outside, even Rocco doesn’t wanna be out there.

the crime & the criminal

these videos of people with their accomplishment cakes make me SOB

while I absolutely hate living in an HOA community, nothing beats the neighborhood FB group drama

I asked the vet today what age Rocco and Charly are considered middle aged and she said “now” 😭 and then in 2027 they be considered geriatric 😭

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.

we got Soupy last night

got to Philly and started getting ready…. left my entire make up bag at home 🙃

of course it’s icy out on the day I’m supposed to get the haircut I’ve been needing for months 🙃

today is our family Thanksgiving, and I should’ve baked the cookie brownies last night so it was one less thing to stress about this morning, but nooooo. I was hellbent on being in bed by 8pm 🙃

Bob is gone till Wednesday which means I have to do all the boy jobs around the house 😩

I can’t stop craving mozzarella sticks, but specifically the ones you typically get at the bowling alley

sick of my body punishing me every month for not being pregnant 😩 being a girl is stupid

tortured the dogs for Christmas card photos, they look cute as hell though

I killed it on this one, I’ll actually eat something I baked for once

he’s gonna be 7 in January 😭 he’s gonna absolutely devastate me one day

Clinton should be in prison. Trump should be in prison. Bush should be in prison. Hell, Obama should probably be in prison. Fuck it, elect a dog. There's no rule that says a dog can't be president.

This is Carl. He was just woken up from a nap. Hopes for your sake the house is on fire. 12/10 (IG: grumpus.steve.carl)

all I want in life right now is some Taco Bell and fried pickles

about damn time

my undercut is finally grown out enough that I could cut my hair and make everything even but my new face shape does NOT go well with short hair

Sombr being nominated for a Grammy but not Role Model is maddening

taking any form of donations for local food banks. info in the flyer if you’d like to help. if you can’t help with food or money, please share.

would be SUPER cool if my husband didn’t currently have to work TWO full time firefighting jobs (currently only getting paid for one of them) to get bills paid because our government is upside down and now he’s missing our main source of income. I hate it here

In addition to free meals at Ekiben, furloughed workers can get free coffee at Reverie

ready to stick out like a sore thumb at Sabrina Carpenter

I NEED Sabrina Carpenter to put out a country covers album

these post iron infusion headaches are no fucking joke 😩

GOBBLERS ARE BACK AND THE SWEET POTATO OPTION!!!!

just spending my morning ugly crying…

IM GOING TO SEE LOUIS TOMLINSON NEXT YEAR 😭😭😭😭

heard they want ICE digging into our social media posts, if that’s true, enjoy my new favorite crewneck you pieces of shit 😘

it was a good night with TSSF & ND

GRAYSCALE ERAS WEEKEND IN PHILLY, HELLLLLLL YESSSSS. so much for December being our month to do nothing.

22-year-old Ward Sakeik, a Palestinian woman who has lived in Texas since she was 9, says her experience in federal detainment could only be identified as “human trafficking.” And she’s not staying quiet about the women she was forced to leave behind. thebarbedwire.com/2025/09/22/w...

the only downside to order glasses online is that virtual try on isn’t always accurate and now I have comically large clown size glasses 😂