Do you think anyone cared that I died?

I used to fantasize a8out 8eing someone really outgoing and dramatic. Someone who had the confidence do whatever she wanted, like go on the most outrageous adventures without caring what anyone thought a8out her. Like someone from a 8ook, you know?

'' nice name, nat. also yeah that's. that's fair. can't really say anything about that... ''

'' aw. ... that's fair. ... my name is charlie, by the way. sorry for just now telling you that. ''

'' I mean, they're still alive AND employed so only they would qualify for needing that help. ''

// *shaking* i will not remake squibby on here

'' Because we're not friends anymore? ''

// player squibby makes me so violently ill cuz that is just a baby dawg

'' Can you also help my old friends cheat the tax system? ''

// god he makes me so sad. literally just a baby.

// sigh. i miss player squibby

// holy shit it's the knight form hollow knight (ive never plauyed hollow knight im sorry)

'' TRUE fuck taxes. I am not doing that. ''

'' I got that's probably what you meant but at the same time the rich not paying taxes is just like... a thing. ''

'' So you are just like Regular Rich, got it. ''

'' INFLATION is not supposed to BE THIS AWFUL I THINK-??? '' Annnd he flops on the ground. '' God I love being dead where taxes and money do not exist. ''

This is like. years of rage built up coming out spontaenously while hung over do not expect this to be very coherent. '' And don't even get me fucking started on how expensive shit is in the first place!!!!! Why is it so expensive!!!!! Why did a carton of eggs cost FIVE DOLLARS I swear to god it -

// me when im in a cutie patootie competition and my opponent is natsona

Another Shift she really likes btw

'' OOoooOoo Look at your ROOM with ITEMS in it Instead of A MATRESS and ONE chair you are FUUUUCKKEDDD thats Why you can't pay rent SHUT UPPPPPPP I fucking hate working for twelve hours only to have to decide between getting to eat spaghettie or paying RENT. '' It is so disorganised.

at first 、 i felt fine 、 before i realized — in your eyes 、 i'm a demon 、 right ？

//

// nothing like five muffins for breakfast

'' ... Fuck where DO I even start with this shitshow- The whole system is just FUCKED, and made to benefit only the 1%, and worldwide it's made to benefit even LESS of that. And don't even get me into the constant shaming culture around it Oh my GOD why are we shaming people for -

// IM ALIVE AT A REASONABLE TIME

// gonna go bother oomf brb

Hangovers in the afterlife can make you real thirsty.

// two out of three of my best friends go by the name rocket btw this is so funny to me

'' oh do not get me STARTED. '' Please do not. Or do.

" ... right. I forgot capitalism and money existed for a moment there, eugh. "

" That's still so many-???? That feels unnecessary. "

" ....t- Twenty thousand??? "

" ... damn. Really? I was giving an unrealistic estimate. " Trust me there's hundreds of videos on this shit.

" Oh no, he's definitely been through some stuff. There's probably like 20 youtube videos atleast detailing how his career went down. "

oh my god my back hurts i really AM old-

'' ... pff- that is an extremely mori thing to do, yeah. i believe that. what a guy. '' What a really fucking bizzare guy. '' i'm glad he's actually becoming willingly social, though. like, friendly. ''

'' you're right. seventy eight. '' Snickering, just... just a little bit. Just enough for it to be audible. '' how funny? ''

'' eyyy, that... makes two, i guess. s-sorry i am wrung out of energy for the next fourty five years. '' Quietly licking his ice cream, not really caring too much about the weird eating situation. '' Oh lots of people know him. His stage name's Memento Mori. ''

'' that works. '' Lick. Holy shit it tastes so nice and sweet holy fuck. '' I keep buying it for, like... uhm... the guy I live with, but I've not eaten ice cream since I died, no. ''

// oh my god theres this whole thing on twt about malamar (the pokemon) hypnotising people into liking it and i went into bulbapedia and they had a whole little poem thing for it and it reminded me of Charlie and Mori LMAOOO

'' ... '' '' sorry. i just don't remember the last time i ate something and got kind of intimidated. '' He stared sluggishly at the ice cream before perking up, sort of in a panic. '' I-I'm a demon I don't NEED to eat-- but I probably should. '' He stares at the ice cream again, and somewhat -

'' ... me. pretty much.. '' He kind of stares at the ice cream, like he's kind of intimidatedb y it. '' me caused this. ''

// fuck it go for it why not

'' ... thanks.. '' He takes the ice cream before sitting up. Even his body movement was exhausted and labored, he barely managed to do even that without falling over. '' it's.... whatever. i guess. ''

He looks HORRIBLE. He is pale and his eyes are bloodshot dude. '' ... y... yeah... ''

i get this ache, and... i thought it was for sex. but it's to tear everything into fucking pieces.

He doesn't even get up or look at her or anything, he looks WILDLY disoriented and kind of Honestly Sickly.

HE FUCKING SCREAMS AND JUMPS BACK SO AGGRESSIVELY HE FALLS OFF HIS CHAIR

'' You can't fucking do that. Are you gonna call someone? Literally who. Shut upppp.. ''

He grumbles a little and covers the top of his head, doing so in a way that his arms also cover his ears. " Shut uppppp... "