REAL ACTION! REAL BLOODSHED! REAL MURDER! — temp. [ #UTRP, #DTRP ]

[ burps coughs and maybe even pukes ]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

customer came in and tire pressure light was on yea the bottom right tire pressure's a lil low buddy

personally? i like the way stick feels

found some yummy snacks when i drained the oil just kidding. engine's fucked.

this town is fucking cursed there's lead in the water man

customer stated 'new light in engine' yeah that's uh that's a new light alright.

my hungry ass could never work construction

* Well, one day you'll be not even a faint memory, no- * At most a ghost or falling leaf from your family tree. < temp pinned > < deltafell!noelle > < #utrp #drrp #undertalerp #deltarunerp #utdrrp #mvrp >

has become very mean to someone she knows is very disabled because he is not interested in her we need to get out ASAP. so if you're interested in helping gofund.me/e05d8d644 here's this. I hate asking, but it's becoming dire. we are both very chronically ill.

hey they called me that back in trade school

l loda load bearing spo on

is this car justice because it's fucking blind

i'm going to turn you into a little stain on the wall when i fucking find you man i'm going to actually get you and you're not gonna like what happens to you it's gonna be on the news

i have the new guy collecting emissions in a bag to take to service :)

the goop guy can't keep fucking getting away with this man.

saw a goth chick once and let me tell you i don't think i know how to talk to other women.

mike? you mean the guy who makes the hard lemonades? fuckin' love that guy.

get this woman a blunt STAT

I know, right??? Fuckin' love my car.

Exactly!!!! I took the entire engine apart last month to give it a proper service. Down to the bare components.

Dude you don't even know. I do all the work on my car, I don't let anyone touch it but me.

YEAH YOU GET IT

customer came in and they wanted their car looked at i looked at it for a few minutes and sent them on their way

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smash or pass

What. That's really messed up. You have all that stuff, and you can't even use it???

saw this dude at a party once

[ She can't argue against that. ] . . . yeah, damn. how're the parties with that sort of cash?

[ this is her canon look in my mind do you see it. my vision. ]

i'm forklift certified dude i get a license for that and i get to drive a cool forklift around do you get a license for being a star?

did the kid i was helping learn the trade remember to put the oil plug back i FUCK

what the fuck is this european plug doing in my shop i don't have any european equipment

happened to a guy i know

eating salted crackers today and getting the crumbs all fucking over i don't care this isn't my couch

[ooc]

anyway i have a party to host so i'm gonna be doing that

customer brought this in, asking for an oil change i said 'dude that's a fucking horse i can't do a oil change on that that has blood' and they said 'well the last mechanic did it just fine' how? how? how? how? how? how? how? how? how?

customer stated engine seized oil has not been changed since car was bought upon questioning customer stated 'oil changes are a pyramid scheme' towed the vehicle off the lot and not letting it be my fucking problem.

one fear has turned into two fear

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dude for the last fucking time your car literally can't handle my strongest oil

i think i need to kill everyone

fucked up

customer came in with this cutie patootie and i don't think i can fix him he's perfect

custom c cusotmer caHASHAHAHAHAH

y'know what fuck it yeah i'd love to know how to make pickle pepsi at home for free

sin day? yeah here let me just cheat on my diet