Make no mistake: Graham was message sent by Putin to Trump. We can reach anyone.

Tell us again what trump did for you ...

Senator McConnell, is Lindsey in the room with you right now?

It’s been said things happen in threes. McConnell Graham Next? We ALL know what the answer should be.

Guys, we’re getting ready to give Mitch a call. Should last about 20 minutes. Who wants in?

How about not having this dinner? How about not partying with the people you all cover? How about not acting like out-of- touch elitists at a time when so many are struggling? How about not using the 1st Amendment as an excuse for dressing up for your nerdprom?

Now asking, “is he dead yet?” means I have to be more specific.

C’mon folks…where are all the “Weekend at Mitch’s” memes? BlueSkyers, I’m so disappointed.

Trump JUST SAID “no other countries have mail-in voting and NOT ONE MEMBER OF THE PRESS PUSHED BACK ON THAT. NOT ONE. #MSM is DEAD

The ultimate humiliation of a certain age: Gray nose hair. You’ve been warned.

“..🎶 You may say I’m a dreamer, But I’m not the only one. Some day soon he’ll finally die, And the world will party as one.” (Sorry, John, not sorry).

FACT CHECK: True ✅

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This:👇

Great. The Dear Leader had his gaudy, classless, self aggrandizing birthday spectacle at The People’s House. How about he gives everyone a big “thank you” by popping his clogs.

I don’t know what it is, but I can feel it. It’s in the air. In the ether. “In me water” as it’s said. Something big, really big, is coming. Soon. Anyone else feeling that same sense?

No false statements detected here.

The most loved President EVER...🤪

I was driving today and decided to “flip around the dial” and listen to some news stations. That’s when I realized that the ONLY thing I was really interested in hearing was BREAKING NEWS about his death.

Today? Maybe?

Yes, Yes…securing a win in the November midterms is crucial, but seriously, wouldn’t his well overdue shuffle from this mortal coil be EVEN SWEETER?!? C’mon…ya know ya want it.

Is he…?

cc: EVERYONE BALL-LESS MEMBER OF THE GOP

🚨🚨 NOT BREAKING NEWS 🚨🚨

🚨🚨BREAKING🚨🚨 Elvis has stated he will NOT appear at Trump’s America 250 shindig citing that he’d rather remain dead.

FACT

Just canceled my Paramount streaming subscription. Fuck those guys.

All these supposed assassination attempts, law of averages, am I right?

As #MemorialDay approaches, let’s all take a moment to pause and remember, he’s NOT dead yet. But soon maybe?

When JD Vance and Marco Rubio eventually battle for the 2028 GOP nomination, never forget how both of them shamelessly abandoned Ukraine and worked hard to hand Putin a victory. Ukraine defeating Russia on the battlefield will be the ultimate repudiation of these two cowardly traitors.

Shot. Chaser. Called it.

It’s official: I don’t just want him to die, I want him to die slowly, painfully, hooked up to machines, lingering for days if not weeks, but still conscious enough that when the ICU nurse turns on the TV he’ll be able to hear the all the news reports of the ongoing worldwide celebrations.

cc: The House Oversight Committee “investigating” the Epstein files. This is what “doing something” is.

The lesson: You stormed the Capitol on Jan. 6. Here’s your payoff. Remember this come November. You may have to do it again. But, pardon and pay. Ya see?

How? Easy. We have a thoroughly corrupt SCOTUS and a gelded GOP. The will of the people is the very thing they so rightly fear.

Hey @americanair.bsky.social because you arrive to the destination 30 minutes AHEAD of schedule, but then sit on the tarmac for 30 minutes waiting for the arrival gate to clear DOESN’T qualify as an “on time” arrival. Do better.

We are on our own out here. Look out for each other. #Trumpisamoron #Trumpisagrifter #Trumpisapedophile #Trumpisamotherfucker

Long flight to and from China. C’mon DVT and a breakaway clot.

Hillary Clinton won the popular vote by 2.8 million, but Donald Trump won the electoral college. The candidate with the most votes should win. Abolished the electoral college.

Priorities dontcha know

🔥🔥🔥

So “Scrubbing Bubbles Drop Ins” got the reflecting pool no-bid contract?

Golden statue of himself. Triumphal Arch. Repainting the reflection pool. Destroying and concrete covering the Rose Garden for his patio. Destroying the East Wing for his now $1B taxpayer funded ballroom. The Kennedy Center shutdown. His war. Tell me, are we great again yet?

Current situation: In #MEXICO enjoying my first cup while overlooking the Gulf of MEXICO.

Sorry, been traveling all day. Is he dead yet?

So my dog has a “hot spot” on his left side, allergy related I think, but all I see is a pissed off Russell Crow in “Gladiator”.

Soon, ya think? 🤞