45 shares and I guarantee it's all people in the ferret community sending this to each other and and talking shit about this account lmaoooo

@fermionicmustard.bsky.social one of the weird dreams i had this morning involved emmet & sully. you were asking your followers to come up with silly personality quirks for them & i suggested sully frequently scratches himself like a dog & emmet grinds his incisors when frustrated no need 2thankme

Remember the urban legend about eating pop rocks & drinking soda? WELL, one time, when we were kids, my sister (9 years my senior) ate an entire packet of pop rocks, then chugged a Pepsi to disprove the myth I was like 7 and had a screaming meltdown over it. All night, I worried she would explode

will this make the food stop taking like ass (no, but people with big ol' nostalgia boners will praise them anyway)

Probably a separate issue but my eyes do not want to focus today and I feel like I'm gonna faint. Ugh. I did 2 hours work just now, but it feels like I'm making very little progress Maybe I will feel better later

relieved to have something to work on again, but struggling to focus and feeling like crying because we're so behind. you'd think that would motivate me to really lock in and get shit done, but it has the opposite effect lol. i feel like a failure and just wanna vanish

Sorry I missed your text about my sister being in the ER, mom, I was up shaking and sobbing most of the night because my brain is broken

Loving these nightly panic attacks

Hey serious question: how, uh,. How is anyone surviving right now

Adopt me

The queen of afternoon tea Makes me so mad. Just because you don't like onions or salmon doesn't mean shit. You can't lower your rating because you got a macaron instead of chocolatat? Lmao. Can you imagine this being your life: they put chive in the egg salad,.gonna have to ding you for that. DAMN

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Lol

Good evening I am unmedicated until ??? (Day 4? Of no meds)And slept like shit because I was up crying all night And then had terrific nightmares , please be very kind to me as I am extra nuts right now

0 lives "I'll just be cheeky and use save states heheheh" Game immediately punishes me

I don't care about Mating Season but I heard there's a ferret in it so I am legally obligated to watch now

I learned from ferrets that sticking your tongue out when yawning is extra satisfying

(1/3) burger king story time: we were behind a lady in a van full of children at the drive thru once. she ordered at the speaker & pulled ahead. while WE were ordering, one of her kids opened their door & all of them jumped out and ran to the building they tried to go inside, but the lobby was -

I searched our chats for the word "piss"

Dame's rocket

I asked if I could look him over and the employee obliged. She was terrified of him! Didn't want to touch him, haha. I, on the other hand, wanted to snuggle... A sweet little boy. Someone already purchased his cage mate, so he's all alone. Poor Jim... We left the store and he started crying :(

how did we enjoy this story because I have one about burger king too

Binch

Severe, severe pain. 9/10. Going to be an icepack and ibuprofen day

Headache all evening and here comes the nausea. I needed caffeine but drinking anything dark (tea/soda/whatever) at night makes me sick Ugh

jim told me i couldn't get a thing i wanted from the convenience store so i jokingly said 'you're gonna get it good when we get home' and an old guy turned and looked at us with genuine concern in his eyes

I need to apply for a non driver ID but I do not have 6 "proof of name" points I might not actually exist. Apparently my birth certificate doesn't count... 🤔 I feel like it should

one time a couple years ago we went to mcdonald's to get breakfast after being up all night and while we were waiting in line we watched one of the employees stick her ass out the drive thru window and fart and then waft it away it was cold, you could see the steam she was wearing pants but i mean

a good face smoosh from 12 years ago

I didn't know the video game music was so loud!!!!! No one could hear me for the first half of the stream!!!!!!!

Gizmo had to have his stomach pumped more than once

if I could play with some baby ferrets I would be ok

Left a sketch open on CSP for like a month without saving. pretty much decided I hated it/wouldn't finish, was just too lazy to close the canvas Computer finally restarted to install updates. Sketch is gone the AUDACITY

sorry about that

I agree with Anne of Green Gables when she said "I'm so glad I live in a world where there are opossums"

Our Internet might get temporarily disconnected so if that happens just know we are still working on owed art and will update when we can

UUuuuugh i'm sorry i keep forgetting to keep this stuff on my other account. i will spam that one with links & lyrics

okay i guess i still like muse youtu.be/yxJvWjyqQRQ?...

I let Jowee die. The plant, I mean. He didn't get enough light & was collapsing under his own weight I gave up on Susie, too. I figured she was never going to bloom Today she told me she wants to try

MIL & FIL's cat passed today. Hobbes was 20 years old, they rescued him from an animal hoarding situation probably close to a decade ago He was huge and fluffy. I used to call him "Bram" because that's what his meow sounded like He tried to eat my fingers sometimes

we are so fucked hahaha

this song is definitely about susie youtu.be/dJBJED93m_E?...

i dreamt i was walking around a library with jim. it looked more like a hospital, though. i kept singing the last bit of "here we go" by jon brion, softly n slowly, as i browsed the shelves it seemed we were there for a specific book, but i can't recall www.youtubetrimmer.com/view/?v=lWjk...

Not usually a huge fan of wings but sometimes I enjoy ravenously gnawing meat off the bone like some sort of feral beast. It's a good feeling

i remember how excited i was when we first put this bulletin board up. we added to it over the years. looked at it today and realized i'll never put anything new on it again sigh

Some skiltaire tonight

Why is it 83 dunkin degrees in my house. I'm trying to be patient because it's supposed to cool off again for a bit, but every minute of this is torture for me. I cannot think straight. I cannot get comfortable. I'm in front of a fan, spraying my face with water. It is not helping

I wish I had some snackies

First mosquito bite of the season 🖕