Well shit. I should go to the ER but I don't want to. I guess I need to make some changes

I think it's fine to be disappointed with your Christmas gifts - especially if you were asked what you wanted & received something completely different. And I think it's okay to vent about it privately/amongst close friends But the # of adults I've seen publicly bitching about what they got, wow

anyway, i saw a post on fb from someone looking to rehome two 2-year old ferrets (a male and female) about 2.5 hours from us by the time i found it, several other people had already inquired. one asked what the rehoming fee was they want almost $600? and no info about the ferrets. excuse me??

volume warning, loud cackling & f word but we watched fantastic planet tonight and nobody warned me susie was going to make a cameo

i miss our chips so much, i've been dreaming about them every night

Gonna try to get one more comm sketched before new year & then open for more

Woke up feeling awful yesterday evening and still feel awful tonight. Throat hurts, congested, muffled hearing We got quite a bit of snow while we were sleeping, Jim didn't wake up to shovel/snowblow before landlady arrived and he woke up to a "just checking in" text 😬

Me: Get ready, Jim. We're hunting for ferrets tomorrow Littlemin: Sounds like the perfect time for me to have heath problems

SUSIE

marry crispmouse. i slept 'til 4:30 jim and i don't do gifts (we haven't for years!), but today his family surprised us 🥺 i didn't even go to my in-laws this morning... i was just too tired. did not have the energy to socialize look what his aunt chris made for us ;____; chip whisperers!!!!!

me n jim called someone out for being a racist jerk on tf2 (spamming that they hated n-words & loved the KKK). reported them & they were kicked this evidently ruffled some feathers becos for the remainder of the match other players whined about "free speech" and called me names for -

I am full of shrimp chow mein 😋

All I wanted for Christmas was $10k. Such a small thing to ask for, and NONE of you could make it happen for me???????? Some "friends" you all turned out to be 😤

"you can't make the ham yet, it's but 1:55 AM on christmas eve morn" shut the ufkc up!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm not sure Emmet was aware he had guests. Let alone seven of them... Surprise! 🎄 Commission for @bosonicvinegar.bsky.social! #FurryArt #Furry

If you follow me here and I interact with you regularly then you got into the party. Though I still don't think *I* was the one who let you in. Consider a particular mustelid has conveniently made himself scarce... Artwork by @tanuklear.bsky.social (but if you're in this you know that!)

air whistles: fish spines & deer skulls bleached by the sun and even at night the sky is cerulean bright and cloudless and you may leave but there is no escape

i'm really sorry. dm's on my public account are beginning to pile up and i feel like the world's biggest asshole, but i feel too broken to read and respond to them. i can't even muster up the energy to keep in touch with close friends. these lows happen a few times a year, but this one is -

Huh. I think I'm broken

Cards going out tomorrow. Sorry so late

Dance with him

i'm not a huge rankin/bass fan (i like the art style & stop motion animation, i just find most of their movies boring) BUT in case you weren't aware, there ARE ferrets in Santa Claus is Comin' to Town

Giz was such a grump. He hated everyone except me (and Jim). That cat slept in my arms or curled around my neck every night until the day he passed It's been almost 6 years and I still don't know how to sleep without him

Birthday kitten

for the first time ever, i didn't decorate for christmas. past me would probably be devastated. but you know what? i'm not going to beat myself up over it. it's okay. there will be other years. and even if there aren't, it's still okay the pressure is gone. i feel relief

Are workplace secret santa exchanges mandatory? Like, can you not opt out? I see people talk about them every year, how stressful they are. Lots of hurt feelings & disappointment. It just seems so shitty. Maybe it shouldn't be a thing

Chipmunks on the brain

I know if your ears are burning it means someone is talking about you but what does it mean if your nose is burning

susie salmon

Last night I solved the mystery of "what was that amazing chicken sandwich I used to get McDonalds in 2003" It was the grilled chicken flatbread It was discontinued 22 years ago I am going to try to recreate it tonight

well shit.

hey so if you can't be bothered to write a real description for bear why should i bother being honest in the adoption application maybe i should just fill it out using chatgpt lmao

ANYWAY, our cards finally came (they got delayed because of the weather) and I'm hoping to get them out sometime next week Last call for any of my mutuals who want one! :D

I miss Loueem so much today. I can't stop crying

i knew these existed, but finally saw one in person last week at countryMAX. it was set up by the entrance i've never been a fan of inflatable decorations (or marshall farms) & don't have money for such frivolous things. however, as it is a ferret, i am required by law to share it here

@aldin.bsky.social I just wanted to let you know we received your card over the weekend, and as always, the artwork brought a big smile to our faces. I think this is the best design yet! Thank you so much for thinking of us <3

i desperately need to find someone i can pay to crochet this for me please every time i look at this pattern i cry

Not the meathead

Our furnace quit working again 😞 15 degrees, but feels like 2 and we're supposed to get more snow tonight

silly

Oh

I have watched and laughed hysterically at this clip no less than 15 times today Leave me alone youtube.com/shorts/lgBEn...

called around for ferrets again today, still no luck. i was told by one store there is currently a "ferret shortage". i wonder what's going on some stores that sold ferrets closed down after NY passed the puppy mill pipeline act. it's a good thing. i just want more ferrets "why not adopt?" ⬇️

this is what my all art looked like when i was 9/10 years old. i just thought you should know

erika kirk looks like a demon

See ya tonight murph

i love being nauseous every time i eat

i should be rich

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