Current thought on this fine morning... feel free to share. #2547

As someone who for years worked in TV/Movie promo tagging, I find it extra notable our Reality TV Star turned Commander In Chief is teasing what could be an apocalyptic event to millions of people the way one would tease a Season Finale “Tonight at 8”. 😡

In case you haven't been watching enough @lastweektonight.com No longer content with stamping his name on failed casinos, cheap steaks, fraudulent schools, fake charities and national monuments, 8647 has now literally de-faced our Natl Parks Annual Pass. As a repeat pass holder, I posit this:

To all of MAGA who believe Trump is their new Christ... Fine. We'll even set aside the fact the goes against, like literally, everything Jesus preached, fine. Let's get to the part where we crucify him.

It would be an unthinkable national tragedy if he were to die soon.

Quick pitch in time for next year's Oscars: Nicolas Cage plays an emotionally-fraught parent who struggles with societal constructs and their own ambivalent feelings towards their child they plan to sacrifice to Satan.

Honestly, I am not sure Senator Graham meant the same thing as the rest of the Administration when he enthusiastically said "We're going to blow the hell out of these people!"

If I were scripting this, I’d have him arrested on sexual assault and human sex trafficking accuasations live on TV during the state of the union address. That’s also the only reason I’d watch it.

Fact you took it down does not undo you posted it in the 1st place. And if your official handle is being run by an “unknown” staffer, wtf is running the country? So basically your admin is vehemently racist *and* embarrassingly incompetent. Here’s another. I call it “86-47: A Space Odyssey”

Just a reminder, you're not the only one who can post doctored images of Presidents as apes. And only the GOP would use objective racism as a better distraction for sex trafficking and pedophilia.

The initial reviews and tkt sales are in and it’s like the cinematic version of being impeached. If this were an indie darling, it would be called “Flopping Melania”. I don’t want to see any more documentary footage of her or her husband unless it’s shot by Zapruder.

I was racking my brain trying to think what the MELANIA poster reminded me of… Where have i seen this before… Then I got it. I’d just say in the original, I’d tweak the tag line to be: “I am must remembering my Proud Boys”.

I call it the “Lollipop Gestapo”.

Hey, because I’m a nice guy, I decided to help MAGA men out by designing an updated flag for them that best represents their beliefs.

I know I’m late to the party but felt like I needed to do this one, esp given his tacky need for gold.

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Watching "Death By Lightning" and so far, really like... But just me or did everyone else immediately think the est shot of the Army Medical Museum from 1969 looks like it contains the Ark of the Covenant?

for Rob Reiner...

Posting for no particular reason, an image of a dog "not barking" in the company of a much younger, female puppy. But funny, now that you mention it, isn't it ironic that Michael Wolff emailed Epstein to let "Trump hang himself' when in fact, that's literally, reportedly what Epstein did? ;)

I really feel the recent press conference photo should be memed like Bernie Sanders with the gloves. Here's some thought starters. (Inc alt of Hindenburg in color as somehow him in color seemed even funnier).

I also just posted on a friend's page this looks like a shot from a supernatural-comedy where the lead character doesn't realize they're dead yet and it is them on the floor as their out-of-body soul wonders what idiot just died behind them.

Feeling nostalgic for my old Halloween albums so conjured covers I wished they’d made (forgive minor use of the real dark, supernatural forces of AI—rest assured these were still heavily photoshopped by what’s left of a human). Happy Halloween! #TheEvilDead comes in vers w and w/o Oldsmobile.

The story of current America in two images

To anyone going to No Kings Protest today and in need of some extra signage, here’s a couple tweaks to the recent TIME cover for you… (along with one old chestnut)

If it's true that it was "low ratings" that got Kimmel pulled from air, ummm, then why do we still have Trump in office? Because of any president since poll numbers began, he continuously has the lowest ratings. www.newsweek.com/donald-trump...

To be clear, MAGA thinks it’s ok to have some Americans die to support the 2nd Amendment but intolerable to have some late night comedy to support the 1st.

This is like Federal Bureau of Investigation version of a dog earing their homework. Also, the only thing that could make that text thread more suspicious is if they somehow accidentally also included a reporter from the Atlantic.

He said it. I didn’t. Ok, I thought it. And prob said it 10,000 times. But he just said it and aloud.

Funny, when MAGA was just yesterday crying for a “Civil War”, I had no idea it was Confederate against Confederate.

Just me -- or does Trump's Epstein bday card bear (or "bare") an uncomfortable resemblance to historic flop "Movie 43"?

Inspired (if that's the... right... word?...) by POTUS' shoddy post of him looking like a Ghanian movie poster for "Dave", here's equally shoddy alts incl the toilet meltdown from Street Trash, Giuliani (same thing), The Thing With 2 Heads, and the already eerily too close poster for Omen 3. Enjoy.

Ok, besides the fact we now live in a world where the POTUS makes posts that look like 80s Vestron Video VHS covers, anyone else reminded specifically of *this* movie? And is that by design??? Jesus, I think I owe Nostradamus an apology.

Trump firing the BLS is like Uwe Boll firing Rotten Tomatoes.

How much you wanna bet his next tactic is going to be: “Donald Trump is not my name. I’ve never called myself Donald Trump. It’s Obama’s name”.

I likewise have never "wrote" a drawing but I have been known to try my hand at photoshop.

Despite him desperately trying to separate himself like he was just caught with Epstein at a Coldplay concert, I say keep those cards (including birthday cards) and letters coming... Here's another I just made (w an alt in the comments).

Yeah, not going to Let It Go.

I'm now just waiting for further proof to surface that Trump knew Project 2025 back when it was only Project 2016.

4th of July, cheers.

I guess we just dropped the f-bomb on the Middle East?

Always said I could teach film school in two words: Watch #Jaws. My Dad took his 4 yr old (against all sound judgement). Some years later, here’s that kid taking a pic with his celeb-crush at Universal Studios (Much like the shark, 1970’s brown, Garanimals suit also not working) Happy 50th 🦈💫