very funny to get hate on my porn account specifically actually. did you get mad at me mid-jorkin

if you can't handle me at my Rambling About Dumb Horny Shit you don't deserve me at my Epic Moneky Titties

idk lol

I cannot stress enough that you are allowed to do Whatever The Fuck with doc monkey (within my general boundaries). if you wanna breed him You Can. if you wanna inflate him You Can. if you wanna hypnotize him You Can. the world is your oyster. or. monkey. monkey oyster

doc monkey is A Massive Whore in my stead. because i don't feel like it

anyways . anybody need some monkey tdick in these trying times

psa

you guys have forced me into liking spii by preying on my one weakness (men who are pathetic and repressed and horny). how could you

moar spii forcefem because I liked him better this way

moar spii forcefem because I liked him better this way

One More For The Road

yknow re: pokey domming since i gots a strawpage question about it. i think that one of the few situations in which she could dom is if she was forcefemming spii. or any guy rlly. she'd still be blushy about it but she would LOVE turning someone into a cute girl. like an irl dress up game 4 her

oh yeah heres tha link to the tier list template for those of you who may want to rank my ocs in any ways your heart desires tiermaker.com/create/fucka...

also this one. let the comparisons between the two charts paint a beautiful picture in your head

made a tier list template of my ocs for something else but i just realized i can use it for shit like this too now. Now You Know

just imagine everything i post on this account being said as a presidential update where im sitting in the oval office. telling you about how geo would get off on the idea of getting pregnant

[sitting very professionally at a desk in a full suit] i am incredibly fixated on cum drinking at the moment .

Huge amazing thank you to @frazzarazzle.bsky.social for not only the com of my darling baby boy, but also taking a com to help get references of their genitals/body! It did an amazing job!! I also got a mystery adopt design! Bimbo candy land princess! All three are amazing I love them so <3

not a vore guy myself but the phrasing of this is delighting me enough to where im considering it. im imagining posters like "this guy can swallow anything! don't believe him? then you'll be next!"

ok, we now have a petplay lion tamer, a bondage escape artist, and a latex/balloon clown... this circus is gonna rule so hard

the gimmick of pennyroyal's circus is that each of the performers there have a kink specialty since the circuses night show is Adults Only. currently i have plans for a tf-centric acrobat, an expansion-centric strongman, and a hypno-centric magician... any suggestions for any others? i wants Variety

there is questions of the logistics of pennyroyal's ass on my strawpage so i will say this: his "skin" is some kinda substance inbetween foil and latex. it's stretchy and airtight but kinda crinkly, yknow? so unless you fucking take a Chomp of her ass you are probably safe from a Peppermint Blast

would u go to the circus if this 👇 was the ringleader

i have this issue where i keep having ideas for funny kink stuff that end up becoming entire oc ideas and now i have to write lore and shit all because i got horny. its my curse

rusty and sadie do a normal middle-aged woman activity. trust me middle-aged women are always doing this #nsfwart #ocnsfw

i wish so deeply my ocs had a fanbase so i could read other ppls headcanons of them. i long for a day when i can look up geo and see people saying "i bet geo is into armpits". a boy can dream.....................

posting this amazing pic of @frazzarazzle.bsky.social 's Sara Bomba and my Belmie together. they are going to cause problems on purpose. and god just. what an amazing pic, thank you SO much for this one~

if i ever get plushies made of any of my ocs i will make sure you can fuck them . its necessary

there IS something rlly charming about being sexually "pathetic" or whatever. like like cumming early, small dicks, crying/get overstimulated, stuff like that. there's somethin cute about it. or perhaps I am just A Freak

lots of times i dont do requests i get just bc they dont inspire me a whole lot but sometimes i see them and im like. well this rules and i dont know how to do it justice in the form of a quick porn doodle. this is about geo being forced to uncontrolably jizz his slacks at random inoppertune moments

3 in 1 speedrun of spii requests.... a spiidrun, even. unsure why I colored these like that but I don't feel like fixing it rn </3

yknow i have characters who are robots and characters who are computer viruses. and somehow i am only just now realizing the possibilities of combining them. lotsa potential there

here's a rare MS Paint Request Drawing since i don't feel well enough 2 draw for realsies. enjoy his sexual repression

don't have the spoons to draw rn but I need to sexualize my ocs to take my mind off of something. Does anyone have any Questions or Thoughts or Headcanons about the sex lives of my Fictional Guys

i regain the ability to draw and immediately sexualize that middle-aged robot man. i do in fact have my priorities straight

hey geo how's it- oh. woag

had to look through The Doc Porn Archives to see if i still had any art of Swap AU Geo. and i do. but most of it looks Bad. so here's the one drawing of him i still like

i rarely indulge myself in aus of my characters because im bad enough at focusing on the Actual Stories of them. but i feel like some of you may enjoy the swap au where eris is a sexually repressed catholic office worker and geo is a flamboyant demon. for no reason in particular.

wish my wrist would get better already so i can appease the Shockingly High Amount Of People who want to fuck spii violently. but i suppose its good to have a stockpile of requests for when i can draw again (feel free to send more also)

re: latest post on main. the "alleged" is because you KNOW r4bbit is obliterating his prostate on the DAILY. that man is getting EATEN OUT by that man CONSTANTLY. but he says it's NOT GAY because he has his RICK AND MORTY SOCKS on

i love that pokey is probably the oc of mine that people are most openly horny for (aside from scarlette) because in universe she gets NO bitches. she has negative rizz. but us Educated Real People can understand the raw sexual appeal of A Weird Awkward Sweaty Shut-In

if i didn't hate getting followers on this account i would be drawing so much deltarune porn. but i have to show restraint. so you guys are getting oc shit ONLY!!!! and occasionally erotic homestar runner yaoi because its really funny

eris Does have a Canon piss kink. If you even care #nsfwart #ocnsfw #piss

you WILL look at objectum eris porn

sketches from a few days ago I almost forgot to post... your own. personal. geo. #nsfwart #ocnsfw #objectum

people who associate meakness and/or femininity with bottoming will never know how awesome it is when A Big Scary Guy (gender neutral) is getting absolutely Railed. I'm Correct

figure i should specify my boundaries so i don't have to constantly block people. heed them or. well. you'll also be blocked.

the awesome thing about fucking robots is that any part of them is penetrable if you believe in yourself

have i ever mentioned here that eris's bite has similar hallucinogenic properties to chela's stings... wrote that in her character notes back when she was first made and then just Never Brought It Up. figured you freaks (affectionate) may enjoy said fact