Wait till the rest of the world hears we put a demented, fascist ape in office over cheap eggs. Happy tariffs everyone!

She Jessebelle because she Jess a belle

Date night.

If only I could repeat that weekend one more time…

Year and a half progress update. Officially lost 55 lbs.

Run over me with a steamroller and use me as your red carpet.

she said no to crossing streams... what even is the point anymore

me and her