Today’s Moment of Pure Joy™️ Brought to You By: throwing ass to Amyl & the Sniffers, the historic architecture of downtown I can now see from my porch bc the leaves are gone, conceiving of a new burlesque act, & finishing my joint as Nina Simone closed out “Nobody Knows You When You’re Down & Out” 🤌🏻

The work days between Thanksgiving and New Year are mostly made of me waiting for the work part to be over

Born to be a lover girl forced to send silly emails during late-stage capitalism

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I may look ok but I have “A Smile and a Ribbon” stuck in my head

God I love Bill Skarsgärd

Everyone shut up Welcome to Derry season finale is on

AND Chiefs eliminated from the play offs?!?!

lmaoooooo

Got a cocktail advent calendar, this is the frosty navel. 3.75/5

Me watching this #Bills game

I woke up with a George Jones song stuck in my head and it just came on shuffle and I find that so satisfying

Let’s see what the cards say today.

Rocking my new ET shirt today

New my type just dropped and it’s scruffy priest with neck tattoos

Adam DeVine being in boxers and socks for almost the entirety of his episode of “It’s Florida, Man” is an early Christmas gift.

Walking into 2026...

POV: you’re a frosty cold Coors Banquet in my fridge after frosting 10000 Christmas cookies

Tucky loves the winter wonderland.

Father Christmas asking us to share a little kindness today.

Being up before everyone else with coffee and a daily card pull in front of the tree with old Christmas music is just the kind of moment of zen I needed right now.

Pretty sure she just ordered shots for the entire bar

Our local Applebee’s bar is WILDIN on Friday nights. It’s been packed since just before 5 and a drunk lady told me I had to sing Jingle Bells while she sprayed spit all over my cheek.

Sometimes you just need a big PBR and shitty appetizers. It’s called self- care.

Me every day since Tuesday

just as I question if it’s worth being perceived to be loved, my friends prove that yes, it is — and it’s wonderful

Reached into a craft tote I had taken to a friend’s house, relieved to feel scissors inside, only to pull them out and see they’re FABRIC SCISSORS

I can’t find one fucking single pair of scissors in this house and I am about to crash out over it

This entire day turned to shit at 2pm and I am so done with the world

The feminine urge to throw my phone out the window on the highway and keep driving to somewhere where I don’t know anyone and they don’t know me

The most unrealistic part of any Hallmark movie I’ve ever seen is a corporate CEO asking a character if she “has a life” because she’s working on December 24th

Tell me why I couldn’t remember the word “scarab” and kept saying “scabies” why does it feel like a Monday lol

Spilled coffee on my shirt

Back on my bullshit

So, Tarantino, that didn’t exactly go how you wanted did it

High as hell sipping beer putting together a puzzle. I love 39 so far.

In honor of my bday I'm doing a #promosky! #history #burlesque #lasvegas #fallout #museums #crossstitch #vintage #midcenturymodern #videogames #film #pinup #cryptids #books #journaling #horror #dogs #tattoos #tiki #weed #witchcraft #dollyparton #lastpodcastontheleft #lpotl #buffalobills #billsmafia

I share a birthday with several celebrities but my favorite bday twin celebrity is

snowball fight ☃️ add 5 and keep going! 💜❄️☃️ @yeoldebogwitch.bsky.social @royalflusher.bsky.social @sonicbaby.bsky.social @mightybaldo.bsky.social @livinginthe1990s.bsky.social

Got some new reads for my birthday! 🥰

Very excited about my new Magic of I set and can’t wait to start using it!

Just felt my niece or nephew kick for the first time and it’s one of the most amazing experiences I’ve ever had 🥹

TOMORROW IS MY BIRTHDAY

Lou Diamond Philips could still get it

MY. GUY.

It’s only 5:20pm?!?!

Nothing like being completely drunk on your own couch with Xmas lights

That’s my QB, babyyyyy #billsmafia

Reunited with my best gal. ♥️