Bummed cause I have a 530pm obligation BUT thrilled to find out these meetings are always less than an hour and I’ll be on my way home before 630

Hello it’s me

Pam Bondi is a dumb cunt

I wonder if Jeffrey Amherst is watching me from hell write in my notes that he’s a dork ass loser

I’m sick of getting shocked every time I touch something at home 😭

Class prep (Foucault and Greenblatt triggering grad school flashbacks…)

Still thinking about Green Day and Bad Bunny and Gaga and Ricky Martin and all the cameos and and and THAT is the America that I dream about

Loot that drops after defeating me: 👄 Aquaphor Lip Repair 🌊 Owala Free Sip Tumbler (in eucalyptus) 🍃 Weed in some form 💄 Various shades of red lipstick + liners 📚 Current read ✨ Sequins + crystals 🎮 Pip-Boy 🐶 My gal Dixie ☕️ Coffee

I find it very telling when people say things like, “I didn’t understand what Bad Bunny was saying 😡” Ur that devoid of emotional intelligence that u can’t understand tone? Emotion? Symbolism? U need it force fed to u in a language u understand to make it even potentially palatable for u? Grow up.

This game is boring as hell

that half time show was great. truly enjoyable.

Kurt Russell still fine as hell

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i’m your bread baker, baby

I’m so incredibly pleased with the bulk rise on my second sourdough attempt. She thiiiiicc.

every year witch baby soap re-releases their crybaby scent and it’s my favorite in the entire world. enjoying this bath bomb (you know i got the lotion too) while i revisit an old favorite; i bought this 1961 copy in high school

one of the quirks of living in a 3-family house with my mom on the floor below is that she can hear my bathroom from her bathroom very clearly. guess she liked my bonnie raitt solo. i had to CALL her to find out about “mandy” which turns out was her mishearing the lyrics to “the weight” lmao

Finally finished the lettering on this. Time for the fun part!

madainn mhath

Fred durst was right everything’s fucked and everybody sucks

Ok @steinkardinal86.bsky.social the German team’s outfits in the opening ceremony are pretty sharp

Ah yes, the very famously Italian Mariah Carey singing my favorite song ever

So far honestly no notes

I’ve had a lot of weed and alcohol this evening so it’s time to belatedly live post (I’m not using skeet ever ew) Olympic opening ceremonies

oh no i accidentally broke the cork i guess i will have to finish the bottle tonight so it doesn’t go off

just remembered i took monday off too. booooosh

i have an unopened bottle of rombauer chardonnay in the fridge and I can’t wait to crack that sucker open this afternoon

over it tbh

518 is the real upstate 💁🏼‍♀️

I miss Anthony Bourdain.

Got to bring my students to the state museum today. The Barbie exhibit is so worth a visit.

A pre-class treat.

Today marks the 67th anniversary of the day the music died. Feb. 3, 1959. 67 years ago today (at 1:00 a.m.), the plane carrying Buddy, Ritchie Valens, The Big Bopper, and pilot Roger Peterson went down in a field near Clear Lake, Iowa. I took this photo at the edge of that field in 2014.

It is time.

Another terrible AI trend thing is going around so here’s your reminder that all AI is trash and if you use it, no matter what for… you deserve ridicule.

I’m not sure I have anymore meetings in me, dawg

Having a Tony Soprano commute (listening to Steely Dan and having an anxiety attack)

There’s something freeing about just accepting the fact I’m going to be late to work instead of rushing

We’re halfway between the winter solstice and the spring equinox, friends! The sun is coming. Blessed Imbolc!

found a good spot for one of my Xmas gift stickers

(pls ignore the fact i was basically dying lol)

Watching these David Lynch movies is making me want my dark hair again

Look at how much my Coop has grown! Time to upgrade his house.

fallout x-stitch & a movie (& a beer i haven’t had in at least 5 years)

Born to be a lover girl, forced to be irritated by everything today

you’ll never guess what I named my sourdough starter

Campus walks.

Quote post a random photo from your phone. No new photos!

Man I really love hanging out with my dog