i have no idea what a instagram channel is or how they work… am i officially ancient now?

everyone is serving incredibly looks for suzieween, making suzie say “WERKKKK” whilst i’m having to do… WORK 🤢

guys i’m 8500 words in 🌚 @suzietoot.bsky.social are u proud

my gf has like 90% of the things for this suzie look…. @suzietoot.bsky.social pls help me convince her to allow me to do her makeup for suzieween 😒

this is such a terrifying picture btw i love it

i’m fine 😃😃😃

rewatching the toottorial for the billionth time instead of finishing my 8000 word paper that’s due tomorrow 😃

if btk have an extra day in amsterdam before the show, they should hit me up to be their 🍃 tour guide 🍃

keeping myself safe and sound on tootsky and abandoning twt was a sound choice i see 🙂

secured tickets for suzie in amsterdam AND london… SO excited to meet the queen of the lesbians !!!

suzie are you ready to get zooted in amsterdam with me and my gf? 😎🍃

if my gf doesn’t secure butttootking tickets tomorrow whilst i’m in my exam i WILL be ending the 8 year relationship + pawning my engagement ring… does that seem fair?

i hope suzie knows i could 100% take bone boy 😤

once this is confirmed, any other tooters that will be attending can place their orders too 🙂‍↕️

i think it’s pretty freaky that i crawled my way back onto tootsky mere days before the buttootking EU tour announcement; my tooter-senses were tingling

i’m ofc beyond proud of everything suzie is achieving, and i’m always amazed by and in awe of her artistry and talent, but i’m also just so impressed with the special type of person she has shown herself to be when given a following/platform… 🥹

yo @suzietoot.bsky.social can u change the amsterdam buttootking date so me and @blackbeardwhore.bsky.social can meet up pls?

soooo the tickets go on sale in the middle of an exam… what do i do if they sell out right away…. 🙃

hey so @suzietoot.bsky.social if i actually make these shirts for buttootking amsterdam what style and size do you want 😌

buttootking coming to amsterdam don’t make me cry right before my exam

why is she kinda giving…

to give all you tooters an idea of my mental state: playing cooking mama is currently the only thing i can stomach doing alongside my master’s

what kinda magic microwave does @suzietoot.bsky.social have that when she reheats her own nachos they somehow turn into a gourmet meal

uhm so hi tootsky i missed you… did you miss me?… 🥺👉👈

i love giving hot people my money 😌 so uhm if @suzietoot.bsky.social came to amsterdam i might even give her a whole $10

i just wanted to announce that celine dion’s i drove all night is my current hyperfixation song

i’m so brainrotted by both my psychology degree as well as by @suzietoot.bsky.social that these pictures are connected in my head for some reason

came across this and now i need @suzietoot.bsky.social ‘s feelings on it

yo @suzietoot.bsky.social should i make a emmys look version in this beautiful, unique, art style of mine and make it my pfp?

if there’s one thing i hate it’s that demonic evil red clock thing that pops up when my phone is on charge and i’m half asleep… like i WILL freak the freak out

does suzie ever stop and think about our poor nerves?

i kinda need to know when @suzietoot.bsky.social is coming (back) to europe bc i need to know how much time i have to get hot so i can serve the highest grade cunt for her 😔

i usually don’t play favourites when it comes to suzie photos, but… 🖤🤍

also my gf is obsessed with big bows (despite being super masc herself lol, it’s so cute) so she’s going to LOVE this

also i hope everybody im not replying to knows that i love them i just am so overwhelmed i want to rip my brain out and im v sorry 🥺

monochrome body TEA ☕️🫖

so i gave bosco like $9 and she looked at me so sweetly i nearly passed out

don’t tell suzie imma be lezzin out over bosco instead of her for a night 🤫

seeing bosco in t-1 hour !!! 🤤

i literally don’t have time for how beautiful suzie is…. how inconsiderate of her…

when i saw the words Bob Toot THIS is more what i had in mind

i am currently rewatching burlesque (wagon wheel watusi 🗣️) and i just remembered that when i was a pre-teen my 2 hyperfixation movies where burlesque and poseidon (what a wild combo) and i would force my friends to watch them both on loop at every sleepover i had !!! 😌

can someone come pick me up? bc i’m still stuck here if anyone even cares

actually i changed my mind and want @suzietoot.bsky.social to recreate this pls

i just saw that someone named their sphinx cat lucille bald and that truly might be the funniest thing ever

✨🙏🕯️ @suzietoot.bsky.social WILL perform in amsterdam together with my other favourite pink clown drag queen one day 🕯️🙏✨

instagram poast 2.0 :)

i’m super overwhelmed with the start of my master’s but this calmed me down and i thought both @suzietoot.bsky.social and all tooters here on tootsky might adore this as much as i did

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