Cap’n Cornelius
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That guy who helped get Scott Howson fired. Keeper of the Jarmo Files. Defender of the Realm.
And, honestly, when you consider that the Panthers are likely to rebound, we have no great prospects coming up, and UFAs are not going to flock to us, next year doesn’t look any better.
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about 1 hour ago
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You were just in Hungary. STFU
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about 17 hours ago
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It’s either a lie or he has dementia. Both are good reasons to remove him from office.
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about 23 hours ago
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Francis left big shoes to fill and this guy came out of nowhere to exceed all expectations.
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1 day ago
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Imagine, a week earlier, on Easter Sunday no less, the same guy posted that he was going to literally commit genocide and a week later he thinks he’s Christ? This is seriously batshit stuff.
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Radley Balko
1 day ago
THE DALAI LAMA IS WEAK ON MONETARY POLICY.
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You can be a Catholic or MAGA, but you can’t be both. Looking at you, JD.
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The Jackets didn’t commit to rebuilding and…this what you get. Waddell might as well make a bunch of dumb trades because we’ll be moving Zach and rebuilding next spring if he fails.
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Waddell has one more year to figure it out and then it’s time for a clean sweep…again.
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I was told that just missing the playoffs would build the character we needed to take the next step. Clearly that theory has been disproven (again).
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Sigh…
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Agree. Will he try? Absolutely. But, Trump is also lazy and incompetent, which ultimately works against him succeeding.
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Rick Wilson
2 days ago
Oh, so we're going to turn the entire world against us because Trump's mommy didn't hug him.
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So, by the time the oil markets open later today, Trump will lie and say that the Iranians have come back to the table. We’ve seen the pattern enough to recognize it at this point, right?
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North Korea got nukes and long range missiles and then you became pen pals with their dictator, so you can see why they might want a nuke.
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2 days ago
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Iran has to be laughing. Now the US will take the blame for its blockade. If Trump is so bold/dumb as to enter the Straight with ships, a mine or drone swarm could take them out creating a lasting image of American military failure. All because he got goaded into this by Netanyahu. SMH
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So, idiot can’t open it so he is totally closing it and thinking that is somehow the same thing? SMH
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Don Moynihan
2 days ago
Marathon talks? Compared to what? It took years for Obama to deliver a detailed Iran deal. The Trump admin are packing it in after 20 hours. (H/T
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He looks shitfaced.
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2 days ago
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The rowboat.
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2 days ago
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On the flip side, I often wonder what would have happened if the Dems had just convicted Clinton. I don’t think we have Bush and if we have Trump, I think he’s impeached.
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JD Vance was a failed attorney who lasted, I believe, all of one year before his private equity friends gave him a job…which he also failed at. So, putting him as a lead negotiator in a high stakes negotiation was…a choice.
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So, we’re only willing to put in 21 hours to negotiate an end to a potential world war? Pathetic. I’ve negotiated harder on much more trivial matters than that.
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3 days ago
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I like Marty St. Louis’ sense of style.
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Pizza isn’t bad enough for us Americans—we need to dump a bunch of sauce on it. WTF?
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That should be an embellishment. They are going to blow this game.
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That’s an absurd interference call.
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Johnson literally cannot buy a goal. He palmed a 20 to Dobes and he said “nope.”
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Will be surprised if Yzerman survives this offseason.
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Johnson…woof. Just snakebit.
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If we are giving joint control, we lost this war and it’s all about Trump grifting. Absolutely pathetic to risk American lives for THIS. SMH
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3 days ago
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Jackets are pretty well cooked at this point. What a disastrous collapse.
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3 days ago
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Would love to know how this is going to work with a supply problem. Charging less won’t matter if people cannot get the product. Beyond idiotic.
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3 days ago
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Wild to me that neither Pronger nor Niedermayer is on this list.
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4 days ago
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jeremiahchronister.bsky.social
4 days ago
Trade value decays on schedule. Peak at year 3-4 post-draft for most picks. Delay past that and you're selling at discount. Act now or own the sunk cost.
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The fact that this lickspittle is still covering the team is embarrassing. The most promising reporter we had is in Seattle while incompetent men cover this team and continually make excuses for the organization’s incompetence.
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4 days ago
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Well, thankfully the Dodgers are good.
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A lot of people are connecting dots to Maxwell, but, let’s be honest, intelligence agencies have likely had dirt on Trump for years and that may include Iran, which has implied as much.
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Donald: I really need a distraction from this war! Melania: On it.
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There are also numerous accurate images, to be clear.
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Let’s start with the survivor that made accusation against your husband.
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Reminder—the Blue Jackets had quite a win streak in the 1860’s.
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If there is a fight to the death between Trump and White, you have my money. If it’s just a lame UFC card, I’ll pass.
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Who is using illegal bookies in 2026? Oh, douchebags like this.
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It’s not like we buy anything from Asia, or that American farmers are dependent on Asian makers such that a major economic crisis could also negatively impact U.S. SMH This guy just assumes we are all idiots.
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5 days ago
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I’m sure phony Catholic JD Vance thinks this is totally acceptable.
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6 days ago
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We’ve seen bigger days for World Peace.
youtu.be/B1ZOWwW2agQ?...
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Remember when your dumb uncle posting incorrect medical information during a global pandemic was trumpeted as a necessary form of free speech that the media absolutely should not contradict or correct? Why do I mention this? No reason.
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Adam Fantilli is him.
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The fact that we are literally to the point where people want to give the man credit for NOT blowing up the world, literally the lowest bar imaginable, says everything about where we are.
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