The plan: publish an article promoting witches for hire on Etsy who specialize in cursing someone, then very publicly demonstrate the efficacy of the curse to drive customers to their services.

birb

Trust no one... (How did I manage to do that?)

Sometimes I randomly remember how when I was young I saw a used game case for Hitman 2: Silent Assassin that was truncated to "Hitman 2: Silent Ass" and it was the funniest thing I had ever seen

Uh oh

New friend(s)!

Weird ass pigeons

Offially lost 100 lbs since summer 2023.

🚨FUNDRAISER TIME!!!🚨 Donate to any of the trans support organizations in the attached note and YOU can win one of four gift certificates to the Criterion website. Details in the note below, which I will pin to my profile

Watching through Severance again in prep for season 2, and once more imploring anyone who hasn't watched it yet to give it a chance.

If you love Christmas so much why don't you merry it?

Something so satisfying about a friend being like "hey I finally checked out that band you mentioned awhile back and I can't stop listening to 'em"

my name is jeff

Niece: Your gray hairs are really coming in Me:

Everyone's going "MUSTAAAAAAARD" but I'm still all "I NEED MAYOOOOOO"

@chums.yorha.vip hapbir

Can't down most of a bottle of Jameson like i did in 2016, today's gonna be rough.

Playing Space Marine 2 and a friend of an acquaintance joins the party and at one point explains how in the lore in order to successfully get the necessary upgrades and genetic modifications and such to be a marine they have to be a young child before puberty. Conversation meanders a while until...

Happy Qalloween

On a site that offers totally legit ebook downloads I was curious what the most downloaded were. The top few were like: game of thrones, DnD rulebooks, hacking guides, the witcher, top 100 sci-fi books, beginners guide to Windows, how to get a woman's number in 3 minutes. Lmao.

Absolutely no judgment intended, and I have nothing against the idea of comfort shows or whatever, but when people say like "I've seen this one like 12 times" or watch a show over again all the time I just don't know how. I'm already so far behind on shows, I can't watch 7 seasons of something again

Just reached for my phone while actively using my phone...

I don't have anything important or funny to post, but I hope y'all are doing ok.

bnuuy

Face down, ass up Remember the time that I spilled the cup Of apple juice, in the hall Please tell Mom this is not her fault

Bloody typical.

Lil throwback

Love to tell my friends for months how I can't wait for BG3 to hit xbox so we can play together, make sure everyone downloads it the night it comes out to be ready to go, and then not get invited the next day. Real good for the old self esteem. Doesn't make me want to just walk away from everyone.

~hit the 40lb mark today which isn't insignificant but there's still so much ahead