Here ya go, all you “the immigrants are taking our jobs” unemployable fucks. Nebraska needs workers. Hop to it.

Listen, I’m not a royalist or whatever. I could give a fuck. But the stark difference in these two headlines is remarkable. Which one is there for a photo op? No shade to either, just shade to DailyMail always.

I dream that one day Steve Martin and Martin Short find their perfect third named Short Steve to complete the circle.

A little late snowing Christmas celebration ❄️ 🎄🐕

I love that my 5 year loves his lite brite! Got it from grandma, so 3 generations of loving lite brite! 🦄🌈

Filters are officially out of control

I’m trying to strike a healthy balance between being informed and being oblivious.

Stephen King, master of the horror novel, just quit Twitter because it'd become too "dark." That's how horrifying Twitter is right now. There may never be a more perfect expression of this fact.

Cats!