MARK BOONE JUNIOR. Every single time I saw him, I had to search to find his name because I ALWAYS forgot it. Until today. Today I thought about him, I pictured him in my mind, I struggled to remember, then… Mark! His first name is Mark! Moments later… Boone! Boone Junior! I finally remembered! 🤩

“Establishment democrats should stop being so mean to Mamdani!” Why, so he can get that DNC stank on him and alienate the base who voted for him because he’s an outsider? 🤔

Meeting the people on our tour: Pamela: You’re Brian, right? Brian: Yes Kathy: Are you sure your name isn’t Richard? Brian: Why would you think my name is Richard? Me: …Because you look like a Dick! *laughter* I already told them I do comedy so thank god I got a good laugh on night one. 😅

Will and I made it to Tangier, lots of walking, lots of good food, lots of cats. They found our suitcase, so soon I will have fresh underwear! Our tour group meets tonight and tomorrow morning we head to Tétouan, 2 hour walking tour there, then to Chefchaouen, “the blue city”. I’m excited!

Bring me to life. #TheRehearsal www.vulture.com/article/evan...

If you’re not watching The Rehearsal, you are missing out. Whether or not Nathan is your cup of tea, this is groundbreaking television.

Injection site sore, visited urgent care: Me: I just wanted to make sure it wasn’t infected before I go out of town. Doctor: Yeah, it’s fine. Me: And what’s your name, so if you’re wrong I know who to scream and shake my fist at when I’m dying in a North African hospital? Doctor: Zach. Me: Thanks!

What if the reason you’re not allowed to take photos in the Sistine chapel is because it kills the pope?

Deliciously Nothing Live! www.youtube.com/live/uLG9_ES...

Idea: GPS history match. Say I run into someone at a show. I know I’ve met them but can’t remember where. We tap our phones together, then an app tells us what locations we’ve simultaneously visited in the past. “You look so familiar!” “Yeah, you too!” *tap* 2010 GEORGIA REN FAIRE! Mystery solved.

This was my Pictaboody (Pictionary) drawing for “Signal”. FINAL JERSEY HUSTLE PICTABOODY NEXT WEEK 4/10/25

Over on Threads…

The Daily Show

Me: Caleb? Caleb: Hi! Me: Yes! I finally remembered your name! Caleb: You’re good with names! I suck at names but I’m great with faces. Me: This is the 5th time we’ve met. I’m not good with names and apparently you’re not good with faces either.

X can still be fun 😂🤣

Sold out show tonight at Blue Ridge Comedy Club! Lots of fun.

@bomani-jones.bsky.social so sorry to see you lost your hands!

Patrick: The acronyms in DBT aren’t stupid, they’re meaningful. You can’t just make up acronyms out of nowhere. Me: Oh yeah, PATRICK? P.utting A.ction T.owards R.eaching I.nitiative C.ompletion K.nowingly

Trump may be “owning” liberal media, but Grok is owning Trump. 😂😂

I’m so tense, I’m elevense.

Over on X(formerly Twitter), Elon has allowed his Grok AI to start answering questions by replying to tweets. It’s not working out how MAGA had hoped. 😂😂🤣

Great show tonight at Spacecraft! Shared some newer stuff.

Them: More studies on vaccines and autism! Me: If the studies say there’s no link, will you believe them? Them: What science can reliably detect changes over time. Studies are our best guesses as they rely on an argument from silence & that we can use a lot more epistemic humility in the sciences.

Late night laughs. #stolenfromreddit

Fascinating interview with Matthew Desmond on last night’s Daily Show. youtu.be/KoLN0YoErK0 We lose $1 TRILLION annually because the IRS doesn’t have enough employees to collect. If DOGE is about efficiency in government spending, shouldn’t they be hiring IRS agents instead of firing them?

Shoutout to Wisconsin’s National Mustard Museum in the newest episode of “Last Week Tonight”! I’m actually a Poupon U graduate myself! 😎

“Song 2” by Blur was playing as Chris got off stage, and the volume went down and the host asked us to clap at the exact right moment, so I did the “Woohoo” PERFECTLY and no one appreciated it. 😢 I’m getting too old for this shit!

Why has MAGA not created their own amusement park yet? MAGA-Land. State fair meets Dollywood, maybe an old-timey town to walk through, rides, fried food, deep-state dunk tank, etc. Personally, I wouldn’t go on a tilt-a-whirl run by those gutting safety regulations, but I’m sure some would LOVE it.

Not MAGA, but a new acronym. From @thedailyshow.com

The media should start pronouncing X as “ten”. “The president posted on ten today that he plans to redecorate the Oval Office. Other ten users seemed supportive of the idea.” Since Elon is so fond of the Roman salute, Roman numerals should be right up his alley.

Dad’s 1965 Fort Wayne, IN 8th grade yearbook. Signatures mostly start like, “to the best singer at school,” “to a small quiet boy in math,” “to a good kid from the south,” “to a guy I met this year,” so this one confused me. I know “fink” was an insult then, but did 60s kids call each other “tard”?

The Daily Show has used the line “like when my dentist asks if I floss” twice within the last few weeks. Not sure the first time, but Jordan Klepper says it on the 2/13 episode re: Trump’s reaction on being asked if Ukraine will be involved in peace talks. (Someone has to say it!)

7 prosecutors resigned rather than dismiss corruption charges against NYC mayor Eric Adams. Lawyers literally put aside their paychecks to do the right thing. Trump will say it’s the trash taking itself out, and in a way, he’s right. What possible use could an attorney with integrity be to Trump?

“Complaint 1: Uses too many big words.” “Well, perchance I may colloquially employ…” …people talk a lot about #Severance but they usually don’t mention how funny it is. Shoutout to Tramell Tillman, 2014 UT Knoxville graduate who plays Mr. Milchick. He’s killing it.

Pictaboody was a lot of fun last night! I think most weren’t looking forward to doing the Pictionary/taboo part, but every single person asked to do more after they finished their first card. 🥹 It’s got some kinks to work out but I learned a lot, next week should be even better.

Pictaboody is in 18 hours, and I am not ready. I’m using taboo cards for both the taboo and the pictionary, but some of them would be too difficult to draw (e.g. arithmetic, glide) so I have to remove them. I’ve still got a couple hundred cards to sort through in the morning. I believe in myself! 😅

I thought Bargatze was supposed to be one of the decent ones.

Kanye West’s wife, Bianca Censori, wore almost nothing to the Grammy awards last night. Bianca CENSORi had to be censored. #nominativedeterminism #aptronym

Is it too late for a new New Year’s resolution? I need to stop burning the roof of my mouth on pizza. I’m used to delivery where you can eat it as soon as you get it, I forget that pizza from the oven at home needs to cool first.

Trump is forcing federal employees to remove pronouns from their email signatures. Thank goodness we’re going back to the days before gender confusion.

If they really think DEI means hiring someone who didn’t earn their job, Trump’s appointments make him most pro-DEI president we’ve ever had.

Save The Date! My new show starts Thursday 2/6 at Jersey Hustle Comedy Club in Gatlinburg, Tennessee. Free show? Awesome! Free parking? Even better! 😻😻

I feel really bad about the fires in California, and I know the Santa Ana winds are making it worse, so I feel bad that whenever I think of them all I can hear is the “Santa Ana Winds” character from “Crazy Ex Girlfriend.” youtu.be/Z4qvpHZzZGI?...

I hope the people blaming Gavin Newsome for the response to the fires in California remember when Tennessee governor Bill Lee; in preparation for hurricane Helene, declared a day of prayer and fasting instead of a state of emergency.

At the French comedy show, one of the comics called a bald guy “Monsieur Propre” (wait… if this is their German packaging, why isn’t it “Herr Sauber”?)

Stopped at McDonald’s to use the bathroom, not sure if this is the case with all of the McDonald’s in France/Europe, but at the one we saw, the Playplace is called “Ronald Gym Club”.

Fun afternoon in Aix-en-Provence, I had no idea it was such a big city. I had stuffed squid for lunch at Le Ramus, saw a man w/ marionette cats playing “Rollin on the River” & “Born on the Bayou”, saw the Steve McCurry exhibit at Caumont cultural center, and had a nice walk through the town center.