Republicans are the vegans of politics. It's not enouigh for them to be Republican. YOU have to be Republican too. And they'll never get tired of saying so, because in their eyes to not be a Republican is a sin. And they're usually the ones with fingers unaccounted for when children are around.

The problem isn’t misinformation. It’s exhaustion. People stop checking facts when they’re too tired to care. QR Code: allsides

Somewhere between doomscrolling and dinner, I forgot what I was originally mad about. That feels like progress.

2026 is going to be an even bigger shit show. It's gonna be interesting, but a shit show nonetheless. Here's a cat and an asshole.

This is what it looks like when siblings fuck.

New TikTok... www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8yLmwm8/

Just saying...

Going through my notes is the bane of my existence. Half of them are brilliant. The other half are just me violently arguing with myself and hurting my own feelings in the margins.

Finally getting back to reality after a complete overhaul of my life is not the kind of reality I needed today.

I have spent Monday and Tuesday in Philadelphia and I have some reflections. Being in the birthplace of the American experiment is a different experience for me now. I came from a small town in South Jersey, so Philly was, for me, just a place I went to get into trouble.

I’m watching incumbents sweat like the thermostat got stuck on “judgment day.” Turns out ignoring your constituents finally has a half-life.

The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"

She was so close... And the power structure loses another bastion...

Imagine flipping the House and not having to do a damn thing...

With all of the GOP defections going on, if Aftyn Behn wins, this will destabilize the entire GOP power structure.

Can Aftyn Behn REALLY pull this off? Can Tennessee?

Start a war, he said. And here we are. Venezuela, you know why he's starting a war with you. You have oil, natural gas and a shitload of strategic materials. He wants it. Resist. And I'm so sorry a bully stole power.

I'm happy Beetlejuice did the right thing. First time and all.

He got off the couch for this one...

Spoiler alert, it was a hit.

Is that Halloween font gone from TikTok yet? That there's a headache font...

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Who bought off John Fetterman? I'm considering jumping balls deep into that man's life...

I recall the orange convicted felon once saying people would stand in long lines begging for food if Kamala Harris became President. Now in 2025 people are seen in Cleveland and other cities standing in long lines for food due to his cruelty. Endless projection. I hate him.

Hey you... You're a snack. 🥰 Just thought you should know.

1st act when I'm president. GOATS. Fuckin goats everywhere.

Imagine hating me and I'm just over here giving you valid reasons...

Now, let’s impeach the neck vag and get on this… You’re welcome. And I’m running for president in 2028.

It's rough finishing a political book in the days of "Flooding the Zone". But, it's done.

So, after a late night ruling. Judge Immergut issued a TRO to block Asshole Face from deploying the National Guard from ANY state to Portland. The TRO last for 14 days. abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory...

Almost a month ago, Donald Trump suggested that domestic violence shouldn't count. If my wife "fell down the steps" and I buried her on a fucking golf course, I'd probably be a piece of shit too... thehill.com/homenews/adm...

Watching Aaron Parnas age has made me realize I'm aging like milk.

Amelia Earhart... If that wasn't a codename for an Epstein victim, I don't think it really matters.

This morning, I awake with a 300% increase in caffeine-fueled optimism.

I really wish that when I was angry, I could just express it and be done with it. Instead, I just… sit. Quietly. I don’t snap, I don’t bitch. I just let it eat me. I’d rather feel anything than anger. Pain, remorse. Not anger. This is weakness.

Heard someone call it the rage bait administration… 🤣🤣 Accurate.

Good morning!

I wonder what the Moon thinks, watching its big sister burn herself alive.

Subway sandwich guy has been released on his own recognizance. His attorney argued the felony charge was excessive, and the judge agreed. Oh, and he’s a USAF veteran. www.wusa9.com/article/news...

No matter what breaks under you, you’re loved. You’re worth that love. That’s not up for debate and it’s not in anyone else’s hands. Anyone says different? Let ’em talk to the static.

New Tales of the Judaslands... hopelessjudas.medium.com/address-to-t...

Thank you @josephwelchvi.bsky.social !

I've had a migraine since I woke up this morning. Would be nice to sever my head from my body. I mean temporarily, of course.

Here’s the truth—this ain’t the first time the night tried to scare you. You’ve walked through worse, and you know it. You don’t wait for the storm to stop. You dance in the lightning. You laugh while it’s raining nails. Everything’s gonna be okay. Not pretty. Not clean. But okay. #StayStanding

MAGA Republikkkans should be banned from everywhere sensible on Planet Earth.

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New tune on Spotify!

So, new music… And finally finished the first book in the Hopeless Inferno series 🥰🥰 Personal stuff happening, so I figured I’d at least write 🥰