I enjoy alcohol too much plz help

Jk it’s alright I’m a little coy but we have fun around here

Oh new friends tonight, hi!

I’m having fun again oooooooo be careful!

I lost my phone for 24 hours and it was the most exhilarating feeling. Not being connected to anything but the moment.

Well hi friends I’m having fun tonight hope you are too!!

Omg she told me she has bpd I’m so hooked now

Orange juice, Chardonnay, splash of soda and you have yourself a redneck mimosa

You must follow Mr Preet it’s the rules

Too many people on the bird app and I’m shy, but on blue sky I feel like I can be myself

Unpopular opinion probably but I don’t like croutons, fight me

I’m not feeling very idle right now!

ahhhh fight me!!! *chomp*

Enjoying a modelo by the fountain, sometimes it’s nice to just reflect on how far we’ve already come 🤍

Hmm how’s your day? Hope you’re having fun. I’m drunk. Spending time with people I love. Don’t blink!

When I drive down the street at night, I see a red light. I know deep down it wishes it were green

users should control their moderation, not platforms.

I’ve been feeling quite idle the past day, but I’m just recharging my soul. Then I’ll be back to skeeting positivity and love all over your timeline again :)

If you’re having a bad day, just stop and make it a good day, it’s that easy!

I will be manually doing this until it’s a feature. Currently in light mode.

Why, it’s so late but I’m having so much fun!

36 skeets in less than 24 hours I gotta get my numbers up

I want my skeets to be indistinguishable from your drunk lover talking to you. Is it me? Did your gf take my phone and skeet it? Idk you tell me?

Write a skeet, cancel out of it. There’s no prompt to save as a draft. That’s intentional. Just fucking send it. No drafts.

Go to What’s Hot, scroll, like every single post

Hey I’m having a great night and I hope you are too. Yes I’m talking to YOU! Let loose on a Tuesday night and have fun :)

Seasonal depression but you live where there’s only one season

MILADY SCHELLING POINT POST LIKE AND RETWEET TO FIND MILADY

It’s 2028, you get the access code to signup for green pasture. The latest social feed where all the best posters reside. You finally get a code and login to find that the grass is greener on an even newer app, called “the other side”. You start to cry, and begin your search for yet another code.

This feels like when they released wow classic. It’s just the first version of Twitter. It’s simple, I like it.

Need ops

Hop in we’re going to bsky

Writing code, smoking cigs, posting Milady

Milady logged on bsky and won

Feels like having divorced parents going back and forth between Bluesky and Twitter