Dick Flex
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Conscientious objectifier.
Will the Bills still have an official apple sponsor now that McDermott has been fired?
10 days ago
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Tom Brady looks like a serial killer.
about 1 month ago
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Felt good time traveling with Gabe Davis today. Go Bills!
2 months ago
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Divorced dads in real estate who thrived on low interest rates…and don’t realize it…the worst.
3 months ago
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Moment of luxury.
3 months ago
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Self-medicating and listening to Karen Dalton. Peace and love.
4 months ago
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When Bobby Brown’s My Prerogative came on in the Italian deli yesterday, I thought, “this is a great song,” while I waited in line.
4 months ago
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Daughter has been blasting Simon & Garfunkel every morning this month.
4 months ago
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I am so tired…and so jacked up!!!! Go Bills!
5 months ago
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Go Bills.
5 months ago
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Starting to refer to the overgrown corner of the yard as my weed gym. The porcelain berry vine will be here long after I am gone. Respect.
6 months ago
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Daughter: Can we go to a restaurant where they’re showing Speed with the sound down?
6 months ago
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Survived the annual parents vs. kids pick-up soccer game.
6 months ago
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Celebrating a day off from work.
7 months ago
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Yankees are a bunch of cops.
7 months ago
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In Bills country, it’s not glass half full or glass half empty — that’s just a halfway point to a fresh beer. It’s four Super Bowl appearances vs. four Super Bowl losses.
8 months ago
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Sick setlist this morning: yard work>beer and Italian sub.
9 months ago
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Walking around the garden with a glass of bubbly, pulling weedlings.
9 months ago
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Hi, Felicia.
10 months ago
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Spending some quality time with this absolute unit of a book.
10 months ago
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Trying to keep it chill this morning.
10 months ago
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G&T always hits harder after yard work.
11 months ago
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Chilling the fuck out.
11 months ago
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Gradually getting the sushi spot near my house accustomed to me popping in sporadically for a drink.
11 months ago
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Your Party appears to have overtaken Candi as my daughter’s favorite Ween song.
11 months ago
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A full spectrum of Full Spectrum. Killer comp.
12 months ago
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Telling my family that if they want to watch football, it’s 1.5 hours of Bruce Smith sack videos on YouTube.
12 months ago
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Sunday, Sunday.
12 months ago
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This tape still goes so hard. Still remember the first time I hear it on tabs out.
12 months ago
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Drinking a beer in the alley with my neighbor. Moment of luxury.
12 months ago
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Wish I were revisiting Susan Alcorn’s oeuvre under happier circumstances. RIP.
12 months ago
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Can the Bills beat the refs and the Patriots? Does it count as two wins.
about 1 year ago
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Daughter about new Orcutt: “This holiday music is good!”
about 1 year ago
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Pumping up the jams over here. Je Suis Le Petit Chevalier, L’Enfant Sauvage.
about 1 year ago
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Billsgasm.
about 1 year ago
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Beat some 80 year-olds in pickleball, talked about books, and then got drunk while screaming along to the Bills’ victory.
about 1 year ago
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reposted by
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Bernie Lomax
about 1 year ago
So spoiler. We were doing this anyway but retweet my future wife anyway because GO Bills
add a skeleton here at some point
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As we say in Baltimore, “cheers…and go Bills.”
over 1 year ago
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Love when the Jets dial up “false start” from their playbook.
over 1 year ago
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Maybe Diggs can retire at halftime and sign with the Bills?
over 1 year ago
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Stop! Hamlin Time!
over 1 year ago
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Hey ey ey ey.
over 1 year ago
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No commercials, but more Collinsworth? No thanks. Hit me with an insurance ad.
about 2 years ago
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In-laws are out of my house and Josh Allen is in the end zone. Go Bills!
about 2 years ago
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Bro-ing out this morning.
over 2 years ago
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Let’s get this party started.
over 2 years ago
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Bills are makin’ it happen now!
over 2 years ago
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Acing the SAT: Saturday Afternoon Tape. Inez Lightfoot and Felicia Atkinson were Rivière Amur.
over 2 years ago
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Noguchi and Buckminster Fuller chopping it up.
over 2 years ago
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Waiter, I’ll take my fish squished. LET’S GO BILLS!!!!
over 2 years ago
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