Bro I am NOT going to feel empathy for someone who wanted me not to exist. Like bye I do not care.

Cats would never work for the police

Nyx epic wear liner is so good. I sobbed 3 different times last night and my wings were still perfectly intact

The most surprising thing about the Sydney Sweeney ad is finding out people still shop at American Eagle

I'm nonbinary and pretty sure genderfluid so happy pride to all the guys I've dated 🏳️‍🌈

I asked my bf the youngest and oldest he'd date and the results are: Youngest: no more than three years younger than him Oldest: there is no limit

Some days I wanna be a big titty goth gf Some days I wanna be a little gay boy that wears flower crowns Some days I just wanna be a frog

If you're a key blade master hit me up

I read some nosleep stories before bed but instead of nightmares I became a chad

I don't have charisma. I have failed intimidation checks.

This band saved my life ❤️

I am tired of the Tom Nook slander. He doesn't charge interest on his loans AND you can pay them back at your leisure!

for every pronoun you leave out of email signatures, we will make the DOW JONES go down another point. this is a hostage situation

Movies often posit that going insane is bad. (The Shining, etc.) What I'm here to explore is what if going nuts is good

This boycotting shit is easy when you barely make enough for basic necessities

ALL THIS BULLSHIT AND EGGS AIN'T EVEN ANY CHEAPER

The election results were not so skibidi :(

Can I say cisgender here

Erm...what the gleeble