It’s gotta be some sick psychological torture when the gym employees put the food network on the big screen

Schedule for the week of 1/11: 1/13 Date Everything 7pm pst 1/15 XCOM Enemy Unknown w/ chat! 7pm pst 1/16 ??? 8am pst (pending) Tune into the Twitch chat to enlist for XCOM! www.twitch.tv/stevethepetr...

BREAKING: The UK Government is working with Canada and Australia to launch a coordinated ban on X, per the Telegraph

Idk if yall knew this but this year sucks already

Gotta cancel the Thursday Dispatch stream tomorrow. Feeling like crap. See yall Tuesday!

Been rewatching Golden Girls. Grew up with the dub, it's crazy how different the sub is.

So that xcom stream was fun... @stevethepetrock.bsky.social

Schedule for the week of 1/4 1/6: Date Everything 7pm pst! 1/7: SlopStream w/ Aqua, Frick Brick and Maeve Moradin 4pm pst! 1/8: Dispatch (Grock’s Version) 7pm pst! Subject to change because ya boi is on the verge of death (I’m a little sick and my tummy hurts) www.twitch.tv/stevethepetr...

alternatively: steve & our communal grave

@stevethepetrock.bsky.social this is for getting us all killed in XCOM (rip in pieces chat)

So I was planning on taking and then doing a secret stream yesterday but just one problem I just woke up

Hey, maybe every single person involved in this administration should eat arsenic and rid the world of the plague that is their legacy rather than launch a war on Venezuela to deflect from a failing economy and proof of their pedophilic sex trafficking Jus' a thought

Cancelling stream today. Grock be sick. Take your vitamin C nerds!

Schedule for the week of 12/28: 12/30: Date Everything 7pm pst! 1/1: Dispatch (Grock’s Version) 7pm pst! ???: Secret Stream??? New Year who dis? www.twitch.tv/stevethepetr...

It’s Capricorn season Give your local Capricorn a lap dance and $20

Schedule for week of 12/21: 12/23: Date Everything 7pm pst ???: Secret Stream ??? pst Please do something nice for yourselves to combat the stress of Chrimbus!

Definitely don’t find and download as much as you can to spite Spotify because they’re a shitty company who funds some fucked up shit and so you can listen to your playlists ad free Think of the investors :(

LETS FUCKING GOOOO

Welp, everything sucks Follow me everywhere else ig

fine wine

Hey hi hello idk if yall knew this but coming to the US is not worth it no matter what you’re coming

Schedule for the week of 12/7: 12/9: Date Everything 7pm pst 12/11: Dispatch (Grock’s Version) 7pm pst 12/13: Secret stream (maybe)

To whoever tf was playing Interpol and Radiohead at the gym Bro you need a hug?

Thank you all for showing up, Dispatch is such a fucking amazing game. And thank you for all the raids @thepossumsauce.bsky.social, @kingfishergames.bsky.social, @PsyminSezz, @docleton.bsky.social! We sent the Heroes watching to @stevethepetrock.bsky.social!

Schedule for week of 12/1 12/2: Date Everything 7pm pst 12/4: … More Dispatch?!? 7pm pst 12/5: secret stream 👀 Your goal is to make it to 12/24 at 11:59pm without hearing Wham’s Last Christmas

Just found out the same ram I spent $250 on is now $400 within two weeks My wallet just breathed a sigh of relief

All I want for Christmas is the GenAI bubble to pop so we can move onto the next tech bro scam. Maybe some socks too

Schedule for the week of 11/23: 11/25: Date Everything 7pm pst 11/28: Dispatch and maybe something after 7pm pst Stock up on antacids and pepto bismol this week, nerds!

Just so it's clear. It's not allowing AI because it's trying to create a clean dataset for training AI. It's not because any of the involved parties actually care about human created art. Demons can lie to you. You have to rebuke them categorically, rather than fold when they say the right words.

Yall remember emo Kylo Ren? Boy those were the days

Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Day to all who celebrate. Be sure to let all your screams out and then disappear.

Schedule for week of 11/9: - 11/11 Date Everything 7pm pst - 11/14 … something 7pm pst Come say hi, yall! www.twitch.tv/stevethepetr...

SYPHON CLIENTS ARE FIXED IN THE NEW MAC UPDATE SO NO MORE SHAME CUBE RAAAAHHH

Schedule for the week of 11/2: 11/4: Date Everything STREAM-IVERSARY 7pm pst! 11/7: Collab stream (pending) 6pm pst! Be there, nerds! www.twitch.tv/stevethepetr...

Hey.

That’s what yall get for giving us Drake What a game

SCHEDULE FOR THE WEEK OF 10/26: 10/28: Date Everything 7pm PST! 10/29: The Outlast Trials 5pm PST with Briesbe! 10/31: Demonologist 3pm PST with Aqua Mice and Frick Brick!

So apparently it’s a fact that the gays don’t block in video games. But how do they feel about parrying?

Hey nerds, today's stream has a new start time! Come join stream at 7pm pst while we play some Date Everything! Bring your good undies! www.twitch.tv/stevethepetr...

What the fuck is 6 7??

JESUS CHRIST. GO OUTSIDE. TALK TO A REAL PERSON.

I DIDNT POST THE SCHEDULE THIS WEEK OH FUCK! 10/14: Date Everything 8pm pst 10/17: Pending Gonna test the new multistream setup on Tuesday so lemme know how it goes!

Dear diary, Today I realized that sometimes simping for video game characters can have real life consequences

October 3rd!

The crowd at Bad Bunny's Super Bowl halftime show will be like

Time to get TOXIC

The weird rat from LoL will be playable in '2XKO'. youtu.be/W1qJEnh8WLo?...