Pope Leo has joined the Butlerian jihad. dune.fandom.com/wiki/Butleri...

Apparently it's AIxBio doom week: New York Times, Economist, and Nature all ran articles on how AI is making bioterrorism easier. Latest on the AIpocalypse bandwagon with appropriately stupid graphics (probably designed by AI) www.nature.com/articles/d41...

After COVID why does anyone need a reminder that cruise ships are the perfect breeding ground for transmissible diseases?

When the headlines used by @theatlantic.com and @theonion.com are interchangeable you know we're in trouble.

Like clockwork, for every market manipulation Trump makes, "someone" seems to make a perfect bet minutes before Trump makes his statement.

This should be front page news. Not Trump’s imaginary negotiations and self declared victories.

EXCLUSIVE: The White House believes it's getting close to an agreement with Iran on a one-page memorandum of understanding to end the war and set a framework for more detailed nuclear negotiations

Unless they are using 2-point font and .01” margins there is no way a 1 page memo is going to resolve the ongoing conflict. I wish the media would stop falling for this bait and switch nonsense that is transparently aimed at influencing the market and oil prices.

This sounds like the plot of an episode of the X Files, but a stupid one.

Scarier than hantavirus on a cruise ship.

Epidemiologists Confirm First Airborne Transmission Of Mar-A-Lago Face

I think Trump should give FIFA back his Peace Prize.

At least they are being transparent about their censorship.

Shouldn’t we be saving those for when the war with Iran resumes?

Why is Rubio fiddling in Rome while Fujairah burns?

Confirmation that Iran is more motivated and capable of keeping the strait closed than the US is to open the strait. Worst geopolitical disaster for the US since 9/11.

Rubio is the worst Secretary of State ever. His biography should be titled “Present at the Destruction”

So basically they are giving Iran a green light to attack all of our allies in the Gulf?

The president has the attention span of a squirrel.

He is trying to one up Kash Patel hijacking the Beastie Boys Sabotage video.

I was willing to overlook the drunkenness, incompetence, corruption, firing of talented FBI agents for political reasons, and using the FBI to go after Trump’s perceived enemies, but defiling this cultural icon is grounds for impeachment.

Replace Iran with US and US with Iran and Trump’s post makes more sense.

TACO Tuesday

It's not satire if its true.

Trump now threatening Iran with the Easter Bunny. He never said no paws on the ground.

Trump finally getting his Infrastructure Week.

same difference.

Ironically, Trump is doing more to advance the case for renewable energy and decarbonization than Al Gore and Greta Thunberg combined.

WTF NAVCENT. You’re sending the minesweepers the wrong way.

Clever title but ignores the fact that Iran doesn't need a navy to keep the strait closed. Given how narrow it is, transiting ships are vulnerable to attack from artillery, MRLs, drones, and anti-ship ballistic and cruise missiles. No IRGC-N or IRIN needed. www.csis.org/analysis/how...

Israel’s assassination campaign against Iranian leadership is like binge watching Last Samurai Standing.

Ali #Larijani, Secretary of Iran’s Supreme National Security Council and the regime’s effective leader, has been eliminated. During the most recent wave of protests against the Iranian terror regime, Larijani personally oversaw the massacre that was carried out against Iranian protestors.

I hope someone on HPSCI asks DNI Gabbard about this on Thursday. intelligence.house.gov/2026/03/10/c...

And now the head of NCTC has resigned.

Gabbard is going to have a lot of questions to answer at the House worldwide threat hearing on Thursday. Hard to see how she will be able to satisfy committee members without antagonizing Trump on Iran, Venezuela, Cuba, Russia, etc. Bring your 🍿 intelligence.house.gov/2026/03/10/c...

Just in time to avoid appearing before HPSCI worldwide threat hearing on Thursday. intelligence.house.gov/2026/03/10/c...

How much do you want to bet that Mojtaba's walk-out song is "Won’t Get Fooled Again" by The Who? Meet the new boss Same as the old boss

From 1 month ago: Pentagon's timing is impeccable: advertising our lack of mine countermeasure capability in the Persian Gulf on the brink of another military conflict with Iran. Navy’s Avenger Class Mine Hunters Have Left The Middle East For Good www.twz.com/sea/navys-av...

Epic Fury or Epic Fail? Regime Change: Ayatollah named Khamenei still in power End the Nuclear: 400kg of 60% HEU still unaccounted for End the Missile: launches down but continuing Human Rights: bombed a girls school and choking Tehran with toxic smoke Free Flow of Oil: Strait of Hormuz closed

Sounds like a green on blue attack Kuwaiti F/A-18’s Triple Friendly Fire Shootdown Gets Stranger By The Day www.twz.com/air/kuwaiti-...

What are the odds on Kalshi that the war with Iran will be over by the time we hit peak cherry blossom bloom?

My boy going to do hard time for trying to well weapons-grade plutonium to the DEA. www.justice.gov/usao-sdny/pr...

Was one of those targets a girls school in Minab?

Are you paying attention GRRM?

What do you call a pilot who shoots down 5 allied airplanes? An ace-hole.

Remember, every accusation is a confession.

The Trump Administration has bombed a new country every month for the last 4 months: March 3: Ecuador February 28: Iran January 3: Venezuela December 19: Syria/December 25: Nigeria And this doesn't include the 126 drone strikes in Somalia or the 42 boats blown up in the Caribbean and the Pacific.

You can pry my 48 ounce Dunkin' iced coffee bucket out of my cold dead hands.