How much do you want to bet that Mojtaba's walk-out song is "Won’t Get Fooled Again" by The Who? Meet the new boss Same as the old boss

From 1 month ago: Pentagon's timing is impeccable: advertising our lack of mine countermeasure capability in the Persian Gulf on the brink of another military conflict with Iran. Navy’s Avenger Class Mine Hunters Have Left The Middle East For Good www.twz.com/sea/navys-av...

Epic Fury or Epic Fail? Regime Change: Ayatollah named Khamenei still in power End the Nuclear: 400kg of 60% HEU still unaccounted for End the Missile: launches down but continuing Human Rights: bombed a girls school and choking Tehran with toxic smoke Free Flow of Oil: Strait of Hormuz closed

Sounds like a green on blue attack Kuwaiti F/A-18’s Triple Friendly Fire Shootdown Gets Stranger By The Day www.twz.com/air/kuwaiti-...

What are the odds on Kalshi that the war with Iran will be over by the time we hit peak cherry blossom bloom?

My boy going to do hard time for trying to well weapons-grade plutonium to the DEA. www.justice.gov/usao-sdny/pr...

Was one of those targets a girls school in Minab?

Are you paying attention GRRM?

What do you call a pilot who shoots down 5 allied airplanes? An ace-hole.

Remember, every accusation is a confession.

The Trump Administration has bombed a new country every month for the last 4 months: March 3: Ecuador February 28: Iran January 3: Venezuela December 19: Syria/December 25: Nigeria And this doesn't include the 126 drone strikes in Somalia or the 42 boats blown up in the Caribbean and the Pacific.

You can pry my 48 ounce Dunkin' iced coffee bucket out of my cold dead hands.

What is this country coming to? We can’t even do regime change right anymore.

Sign #10 the war is not going as expected.

They know not to waste political capital on a lost cause.

Sign #9 the war is not going as expected.

No shit Sherlock.

Erdogan be like

Every article that uses "dire straits" to describe the situation in the Strait of Hormuz should also have to pick which is their favorite Dire Straits album. @direstraits77.bsky.social

Sign #8 the war is not going as expected.

Sign #6 the war is not going as well as planned.

And this is why you don’t decapitate your enemy. No one to negotiate with.

Still no reports of Iranian nuclear facilities being struck.

Netanyahu saying the quiet part out loud.

Sign #5 the war is not going as well as expected

Sign #4 the war is not going well.

I wish Onion headlines would stop coming true. www.usatoday.com/picture-gall...

Misspellings, typos, and grammatical mistakes in answers my students posted online used to annoy me--now I welcome these as signs they are not having AI write their answers for them.

Decorator in Chief

Hegseth highlighted the Iranian nuclear threat as justification of this war and yet Caine did not list Iranian nuclear facilities as part of the target set.

A regime this stupid deserves to be overthrown.

dang, really should have invested in RTX before Trump entered office.

We have 40,000+ troops in the region, we've already suffered casualties, all of our allies in the region have been attacked, and we've already bombed 1,000 targets in Iran. How is this not a full-scale war?

The American public has no clear idea about why we are bombing Iran and yet 40% are still supportive.

For those who need a break from our current dystopic reality academy.allaboutbirds.org/extreme-humm...

Elbridge Colby could not be reached for comment on today’s events

But did he apologize?

I bet the Su-24 pilots were trying to defect.

Sign #2 this war not going as planned.

From Commander in Chief to Decorator in Chief.

The number of targets bombed is the new body count and just as misleading and meaningless.

Of course, because they don't know what their strategic objectives are. Regime change? Denuclearization? Dismantle missiles? End support to proxy groups? Protect humans rights? All of the above?

As Hegseth said, we are not in the nation-building business. We only do nation-destroying.

This is not Iraq--it's even dumber. The US is engaged in a regime change war led by even less competent officials against a country that is twice as populous as Iraq which we understand even less and have done even less post-war planning for based on an even flimsier justification than 2003.

So this is a nation-destroying war?

Hasn’t that dumbass read Sun Tzu? “If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles.”

Secretary Hegseth announced this afternoon that DOD will cease ALL graduate study by military personnel at universities including MIT, all the Ivies, Stanford, etc because such schools teach "the enemy's wicked ideology" to officers. thehill.com/policy/defen...

Next: OpenAI changes name to Cyberdyne Systems.

If by woke ideology Hegseth means grand strategy, civil-military relations, deterrence, crisis management, strategic stability, and ethics then hell yes.

Nukes and missiles may break my bones, but words will never hurt me!