it’s pretty crazy that giving Paddack a chance isn’t considered malpractice

this Volkswagen is my spirit animal, or whatever

Sonny is, what, 3rd in the AL CY behind Schlittler and Rasmussen?

there’s just nowhere else the Nats can put Chaparro in the lineup, is there? he hits third or … they just take an automatic out? is that how it works? otherwise, what the fuck?

normally they’d pitch around $10M Max Muncy to get to $60M Kyle Tucker but maybe they forgot this time?

normally they’d pitch around $10M Max Muncy to get to $60M Kyle Tucker but maybe they forgot this time?

and if you hadn’t had enough of the last couple of months, here’s the whole recap that somehow leaves out few details yet still comes in under 5 minutes. extremely well done.

“I said fuck you”

I voted

so PCA singles to lock down the cycle and immediately gets picked off in a tie game?!

the good stuff

wow that got hot even up here at 8k elevation

knee inflammation for Ohtani, he’s out of the game

.762 OPS in 808 PA for Canzone, for his career Mariners should see if he’s not a platoon guy, give him another chance

my kyle tucker teams trying to see his line score from the cellar of the league

is this just, like, Adalberto Mondesi with a mustache or something? @productiveouts.bsky.social

I think this means Sulser needs to be sent down immediately

“I’ve started Zac Gallen”

Get a hold of yourself @productiveouts.bsky.social

see y’all in Vegas next year for the ME

I couldn’t care less about this guy BUT this is worth pointing out. It’s a perfect encapsulation of what’s going on. All these idiots with Johnny Cash shirts and Rage Against the Machine bumper stickers finally finding out what lyrics mean because they’re too stupid to sort them out on their own.

tarps off is from Letterkenny, right?

@jeffwzimmerman.bsky.social fav player has a .775 OPS

my Inspired Flight IF1200 with a GeoCube TrueView LiDAR sensor #lidar #geodessy #dronesurvey #dronemapping #CAPLS

Trade Buxton to the Pirates and call up Seth Hernandez to be the closer let’s do this shit Buccos

anyone else drop Noelvi in Cutlines *yesterday*?!

hell yeah, play joel peguero, eh?

Lopez? Nicky Lopez?

must have paid a trump child half a mill

Yordan has been at 9 appearances in the outfield for like a month

no judgement here

low and slow #nannygoat

did anyone have Davis Martin as a draft day target? was anyone known as, like, the Davis Martin guy? show yourself!

Bichette? Bo Bichette??

John Wayne Cancer Foundation’s Newport Coast 25k

i'm sorry, who?

butterflies are metal

Love baseball? Miss the days of reading through the box scores each morning, ad free? I built a thing. boxscore.email

the Guardians, who actually do have Jose Ramirez, also "have Jose Ramirez at home", too

if we didn’t start out by meeting this guy by reading a bunch of interviews with him where he sounds like one of these phony tough guy influencer types, we might not default on “oh this must be his fault and it’s bad” but that’s where we are, right? glaring down there fits what we thought.

Cole freakin Davies dude

I get it, Tatís is hitting a lot of grounders so he doesn’t have a homer. That’s easy to understand. How is he hitting only .242 then?? That must be an impossibly bad BABIP.

79.1% of Keibert Ruiz's fantasy production comes in one game in a May afternoon game, and are we still pretending "Petey Halpin" is a real person? come on, that is def a made up name.

@baseball-reference.com in the past, I was able to see how a particular pitcher or hitter performed in a certain ballpark and I can't find that anymore. was it removed or did I forget where to find it?

@tjstats.ca what does the Season Summary page look like? I am interested in a membership.

the look on my face when I was able to bench Wallner in an OC…

good news is we almost certainly will see Braxton Garrett soon, right?