the Guardians, who actually do have Jose Ramirez, also "have Jose Ramirez at home", too

if we didn’t start out by meeting this guy by reading a bunch of interviews with him where he sounds like one of these phony tough guy influencer types, we might not default on “oh this must be his fault and it’s bad” but that’s where we are, right? glaring down there fits what we thought.

Cole freakin Davies dude

I get it, Tatís is hitting a lot of grounders so he doesn’t have a homer. That’s easy to understand. How is he hitting only .242 then?? That must be an impossibly bad BABIP.

79.1% of Keibert Ruiz's fantasy production comes in one game in a May afternoon game, and are we still pretending "Petey Halpin" is a real person? come on, that is def a made up name.

@baseball-reference.com in the past, I was able to see how a particular pitcher or hitter performed in a certain ballpark and I can't find that anymore. was it removed or did I forget where to find it?

@tjstats.ca what does the Season Summary page look like? I am interested in a membership.

the look on my face when I was able to bench Wallner in an OC…

good news is we almost certainly will see Braxton Garrett soon, right?

Austin Riley crank n gank 👀 @rotogut.bsky.social

expensive MLB app vs the $25 app I got that has everything you could imagine

I’m more of a late night get lifted guy but hey, to each their own or whatever

Patel looks like when you go to the work kitchen to let one rip and someone’s in there so you stall and then someone else walks in and then someone else and next thing you know you’ve been in there squeezing it in for ten minutes trying to make small talk (0 0)

that viral ‘take 50k now or get 100 pitches to homer off Skenes for $100M’ post has made its way across Facebook and, predictably, some guy is in there arguing that he’d try for the $100M because his brand of religion told him all things are possible through said brand of religion

@mikepetriello.bsky.social i am assuming Bryson Stott will now be hitting second day-in and day-out

NFBC Gladiator is such an unserious format, I’m 4th OA with a team that’s like 33% on the IL. And there’s no bench. Those are just zeros.

I’ve got a terrible story I had Wrobleski at $7 and Tolle at $6 to stash; I figured it was soon Won Wrobleski so my conditional Tolle didn’t go through… and THEN I looked up his stats and Stuff+ 💀💀💀 I’d probably pay $800

I am trying to figure it out, what’s the play here? this is the market manipulation call, right? surely nobody, not even these dweebs, thinks any of that is true. they aren’t smart but that’s 7th grade math.

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Laguna Coast Wilderness Park with the crew

@ericstephen.bsky.social Ontario has a fun organ player too!

anyone else having to refresh the MLB app every time they open it?

start the damn games

coming up on 9 years and I’m ready to include Black Mammoth by Fit For an Autopsy in the 3- or 5-best heavy metal tracks of all time. with War Pigs, Cenetary Gates, etc the activism of the track, the stand it takes, the message, shared with soaring verses (TRAGEDY REIGNS FOREVER) and the breakdown

Nothing like hitting a guy like Taylor Walls on the 10th pitch of an at-bat As yourself, what am I doing here?

it’s like trying to brush your teeth while you take a piss on a day you wore sandals sounds like something my grandpa would have said

me, after drafting Wheeler, Rodón, Cole, and Musgrove in every league: you guys actually drafted Horton, Strider, and Boyd thinking they stay healthy??

the biggest I Told You So in the history of humankind

if you’re leading the NFBC Cutline overall, just remember, it’s so early that Kyle Isbel is the 3rd best-scoring hitter so far.

if I gave up a home run to Ohtani I would just be glad it wasn’t hit at me

Anaheim Angels, must see TV #thatsbaseballsusan

good for Jordan Walker of course it’s the year I give up on him, but still

@tjstats.ca you were the Miguel Vargas guy, right?

all in on Caleb Durbin, so that's been fun

things that make you go hmm

why draft aces when you can just take Luzardo and then wait on Sproat and Meyer?

Four strikeouts, a blown save, and a win Typical Jeff Hoffman experience

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the Big Hurt!

blue team better than the red team

Ok that makes four with DeLauter unless you count the playoffs @mikepetriello.bsky.social

Mike Trout crank n’ gank

I wonder what is the record for Opening Day MLB Debut homers, that’s 3 already

is it the torpedo bats?

@productiveouts.bsky.social how could you?

stuck in Atlanta for who knows how long now. domestic travel is a complete clusterfuck now but at least 3 or 4 trans athletes can’t play volleyball this year so I guess it all evens out right?

@nickpollack.pitcherlist.com the weight lifting metaphor was really good and I wouldn’t be surprised if some of the ramping up process for young arms is based loosely off of some parts or versions of it.

it was only like two years ago where you’d still have people drafting top closers in the top-50 of a cutline the edge is pretty thin these days