sometimes social media decides to shoot you in the chest point blank with a rail cannon because it's funny

Its the middle of spring, everything is green or IT WAS, WHY THE FUCK IS IT SNOWING AGAIN STOP COVERING UP MY PRECIOUS GREEN

That one twitter butt trend I’m seeing #AspectedDilf

-ALL- the side/background characters :V

I got banished from Aether and it wont even let me log in there now so xD if anyone wants to hang out sometime these days on crystal or something let me know -w- not being able to yap with my usual friend group is making things boring lmao

one of my favorite things to write when Im writing spellcasters is incantations. I love freestyling incantations. I do enjoy borrowing ones from games I enjoy but most of all I love freestyling lol

Just imagined Sig for when he gets a grandchild and he's gonna be so over the top LOL that kid is going to be spoiled beyond comprehension, first and foremost but also be taught to be respectful and appreciate what they get there will be balance...mostly. Maybe 60/40 on the spoiling...xD

>clicks a summary about an anime that seems interesting >okay lets watch it >8 episodes later WHY AM I FEELING THINGS AAAAAAA

Well, I get the feeling I wont be able to stomach Limsa for a bit either :) Some very...interesting...opinions about the keynote and devstream...

Also while I am still in post-announcement yap clarity lemme just say this: Let people theorize. Let people wonder. Even if [you] think their ideas make no sense and "would not be possible because" or any other reason or voice that pushes you to hijack someone's whimsy with "facts": Don't. Not now.

prob gonna take a bit of a break from bsky cause I just KNOW people are gonna be giving their opinions on the expac and keynote and I just dont wanna deal with the negative nancies who nothing is ever good enough for

Q_Q north horn so far away...

is 8.0 the time I finally get back into EX raiding? Im never doing savage again but I could consider getting back to EX...

this expac is so fucking stacked jesus christ

Nordic themed expac. Excuse me I have to clean up a lot of floor space rn (after the keynote ofc)

yeah ok #OneHighlight #AspectedDilf

PLEASE

yes hi hello this is me in a nutshell :) this is why I call myself a social vampire

I tried my best fam.

Hard to resist a handsome man like Sig 🤤 w/ @cerulemagus.bsky.social 💙🫶

I was gonna caption this something but frankly this took so much energy that I can’t think of anything #AspectedDilf

The new local laws about trash sorting are stressing me the FUCK out, I already struggle to manage the trash and now you need me to sort it even more??? Girl just give me the fucking penalty bill and leave me the fuck alone

POV you walked on him changing to hit the beach. ㅤ "... You okay there?" #🔥

Easy, Sig is a waterbender xD if he was the avatar, still water, his second element of choice would be air

New lore Sig owns a ferret rescue sanctuary. Funds it entirely on his own. He just really likes ferrets. If you ask him about ferrets, expect a LONG conversation of him geeking out about ferrets and ferret care. and if you wanna adopt one, he'll take you to the adoption center himself

BIG SIPPY

Some spicy lizard assets in this trying time?

here, have another

okay :3

Keiji not every beach is a nude beach…. #AspectedDilf

Khuro you WHORE ! #AspectedDilf

Foul mouthed pothead #AspectedDilf

yeah. yeah...

Extremely well. Sig is very good with kids, loves to show them magic tricks to entertain them, can take them on little trips to keep them engaged and get exercise, make food etc His favorite thing is to manip gravity so the kids can enjoy floating/flying, or making colorful potions with alchemy

Sig has been wary of drinks served by people he doesnt know since he was taken advantage of as a young man, they got him drunk, so if he doesnt know someone or doesnt trust the establishment, he will appraise the drink using his alchemical abilities first

Astro: A DASH, ITS THE ONLY ONE WHO CANT Picto: Alternative way to spend white paint maybe? Dancer: A third dance skill, just for fun, maybe a ranged aoe WAR: gonna be modest and ask for a charged action on Upheaval/Orogeny WHM: Maybe a way to use lily stacks to grant mit?

TFW you find a song from your teens you've been trying to find on and off for YEARS by pure chance and now you're blasting it on repeat and tripping hard on nostalgia

took a little inspiration from oomf and tried something a little different #AspectedDilf

Reminiscing #AspectedFluff

Im crazy about Sig's ass lately :) I wonder why.

Here, take this. No fancy caption. Just Sig.

in my feelings today. feeling like people get tired of me quickly and move on to more exciting people, cause what I can do to keep them around is limited. Im aware this is a flawed way of thinking, but sometimes the bad brain days just bypass logic. Surrounded by friends, yet somehow lonely.

Here, take this. No fancy caption. Just Sig.

hewwo :3

dissolving swimtrunks is NOT a fun prank guys ! #AspectedDilf

Memories #AspectedFluff

Just a deep cleaning 😇 #AspectedDilf

Sig's side profile is driving me crazy these CURVESSSSS