lady gaga concert on saturday everybody get UP

what does this say about me

mid-sized car

man meat flip it around wet watussy

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i just remembered the bloomf pole i saw last night

what’s stopping me from buying an apple vision pro

kinda like that

WHO HAS AN ADVENT CALENDAR THIS YEAR AND WHATS INSIDE THE FIRST WINDOW!?!????

4D wicked broke my back 😭

hi hash hole

oomf active on facebook rn 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

robert irWIN it’s literally in the name and everyone acting so surprised?

who else is gay this thanksgiving

if anyone ever tries to dry needle me you’re gonna get a tongue to the dick. i hate it.

cars i think my bloomfs would drive

i wanna do another thread of cars i think bloomfs would drive

helen keller:

berry bliss more like pussy bliss #straight

who gonna do anton ego for snatch game

BEKAWSE I NOO YOO

seeing oomf on bumble bff and not matching with them

fingerblasting?

wtf is a tamale anyway

i’m the first precum anally born lesbian of this app

wait is it really thanksgiving this week already

i think i caught something 😔

UNO REVERSE

why am i getting ads for testosterone supplements

i feel sick

i just be doing what i want

HAYFEVER SNEEZING ON THE DIVK

say pussy 5 times QUICKLY

the concept of cancelling my therapist appointment today because i woke up feeling fine

what do we think?

SPONGEBOB

@icloud.com is crazy for a work email

this is why you never suckle too hard

doing shits on the hood of my car ❤️❤️❤️

miss love hewitt needs to calm down

jennifer is tweaking rn

I HAVE BEEN CHANGED. FOR GOOD.

who would like to suckle

yall have nothing to be thankful for

imma hold it while you pee when i say this

the ending of wicked for good

I THINK IM FUNNY

nicholas tesla:

the nice lady when i don’t have any coins