oh my god…

YOURE TAKING ME OUT… OF THE ORDINARY

my nuts are about to be so cracked

i am indifferent. for good.

someone needs to deinfluence me from making this decision

IF YOU KNOW YOU KNOW

and then the government reopens and they’ll be like oh yeah it’s gone sorry couldn’t capture any photos of it ❤️

it’s parked behind the sun anyway counterbalancing the motherships that are trying to phase in without disrupting earths climate too much

government shutdown coinciding with 3i/ATLAS passing by mars so nasa can’t say anything about it mhm

Me on 9/10

why am i crying to payphone by maroon 5

wtf is a government shutdown?? why is america so dramatic

conderella because i worked for what she got

not me lowkey raw dogging

i love @imnota.top

IM POO

YES AFFIRM MILKING TITS

hello milk

who else has the biggest fucking milkers

me as fuck when i’m lactating

WHO IS RUPTURING ME

Calendars:

almost trifle season

in kahoots with lana’s new album 🧡

hiding your top lip with a moustache

hellio

heiolo

BBL

heauxbubu

i’m so fuckin scared to like the things i want to like on instagram now

is yo pussy cosmic orange

pumpkin pecan waffles up my ass

thanks to this album, i was able to successfully transition from bisexual to gay.

girl my sciatica

what’s a hot log

pass.. LOL!

any other new zealandians here 💔 kiwis 🥝 💔 i need more kiwis 💔 our accent can’t handle all the americans ✋🏼

MOTHER OF THE HOUSE

girl these santa ana winds girl my hair is a mess

i have a cat sitter coming to meet my cat before we go away and i feel like i’m willingly letting a murderer in the house

i’m your scat queens favorite scat queen

as soon as i move to melbourne the city turns into one giant violent protest ok let me get my CLEETS

if it’s saturday the 13th for me right now does that mean it’s friday the 13th in america right now

opening social media has been so risky as of late…

trying not to cry rn

literally being betrayed right now ?

in the shade colonial white

me on september 19

new #ihpgone

Everything seems so vivid and clear!