When's the calendar coming out? 🤤 https://www.instagram.com/p/DVqI1H5oNsu/ #louihorton #muaythai #phuket

Why not start the day with a little Chris Potter? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0LPsip9qI0 #chrispotter #jazz #nowplaying

He said he wanted to make a video in Portuguese… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZZlh0eJ0zw #Japan #LukasKenji #Portuguese @caesarologia @oli

[food] I would like it to be on record that I did in fact have a salad with my pasta, which makes me a very good and responsible adult eater. I am very proud of myself.

There are not enough accolades in the world for this! #movies #nowshowing #thepresidentscake

ภาษา Romance สรุปง่าย ๆ * ภาษาฝรั่งเศส: ชาวแฟรงค์เป็นหวัดพูดภาษาละติน * ภาษาอิตาเลียน: คนมิลานกินพิซซ่าพูดภาษาละติน * ภาษาสเปน: คนรีบ ๆ พูดภาษาละติน * ภาษาโปรตุเกส: คนรีบเหมือนกัน * ภาษาซาร์ดิเนียน: ภาษาละติน lite * ภาษาโรมาเนียน: คนเมาพูดภาษาละติน หยอกเล่นนาจาาา

Happy "your cron jobs don't run tonight" #daylightsavingtime #linux

6.18.13 ➡️ 6.19.5 (Why? What are *you* doing on a Saturday night?) #linux

Chris: Something I can't live without. Chris' partner, sheepishly: …me? Chris: Coffee.

[food, mental health] Q: How neurotic are you? A: Rising the sauce off of my plate between each slice of pizza.

[uspol] https://newlinesmag.com/essays/pete-hegseths-tattoos-and-the-crusading-obsession-of-the-far-right/

[uspol] sounds pretty bad https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=353aUcP-IwI

It's Bandcamp Friday! Here's one from the archives: Daniel Robinson's cover of Lana Del Rey's "Video Games" https://danielrobinson.bandcamp.com/track/video-games #BandcampFriday #danielrobinson #lanadelrey

[food] RE: https://mastodon.social/@blakefox/116177880911738309

"Retirement data shows an increasing K-shaped retirement savings environment, with a divergence among high and low-income savers. While more participants raid their savings, there’s an increasing number of people hitting millionaire status with retirement." […]

I am awake and looking for dopamine. 🤪

[uspol] The Senate could have stopped the war, but didn't. John Fetterman voted with Republicans and Rand Paul with the Democrats—a wash.

[uspol] https://youwouldntsteala.website/editor.html

[pol] bro, bibi has wanted this for like 40 years if you are feeling down, just think of how happy bibi is

a little war never hurt anyone 🤪

[3 phone calls, a voice mail, a text message, and an email] "Hi! Your part arrived! Can you come in Friday at 9:30AM?" Oh, sure! I don't have a job or anything, so whenever is fine. 🤪 wtf

"I dont understand why there is a small amount of active users in NOSTR" "I love the fact that nobody can ban you" 🤔 #nostr

"He overdosed on metabolism support. Lost 50lbs in two days."

Does anyone else notice an incongruity in the pronunciation of the word Buddha between the "how to pronounce" section and the "sound-by-sound pronunciation" section? https://dictionary.cambridge.org/us/pronunciation/english/buddha #language #linguistics #pronunciation

[uspol] https://www.cnbc.com/2026/03/02/trump-touts-affordability-some-americans-still-feel-crisis.html

It's not much but if everyone would chip-in it would go a long way for @postmarketOS #postmarketos 💪 (Also, would be brilliant if the @EUCommission #eu decided to properly fund it to have proper alternative to even so more closed #android )

Yes I just organized all the used trays stacked on top of the waste bin at the restaurant and yes it was fun and no I don't need any help.

Let's bring back this classic! Retro to me and probably newtro to most of you. 😋 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSbQETaOB3E #japan #nowplaying #winds

[me listening to someone I have a huge crush on] It's their voice, isn't it? It's always their voice. 😳

Another beautiful vlog #benjiplant #vietnam https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3myKhnlvF2w

What I should be doing: buying bagels for the week, cleaning, laundry, filing taxes What I'm actually doing: watching a movie 😋 but I don't feel bad about it. This is my way of being strategic instead of tactical.

[uspol, stupid] Mark O'Ruby O.

[uspol] It's pretty bad that you have to go to a punk show to hear "abolish and prosecute ICE" as if it's some sort of radical call to action.

Your choice of live stream concerts Eastman: https://www.esm.rochester.edu/live/kodak/ Curtis: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daDE9y7V0dY #music #nowplaying

At this rate, Americans will be moving to China to maximize their freedom. https://www.pcgamer.com/software/operating-systems/a-new-california-law-says-all-operating-systems-including-linux-need-to-have-some-form-of-age-verification-at-account-setup/

I just saved $83 billion by not buying Warner Bros.!

When I first started working with #ActivityPub, before #fedify#activitypubexisted, it felt like writing web apps in Perl and CGI in the late '90s. Interesting, even exciting—but never comfortable. That era where your business logic and your protocol plumbing were just… the same thing: print "HTTP/1.1 […]

Income tax used to be my single biggest line item. Now it sits behind housing, transportation, food, and health care. Life got really expensive, really fast.

Heads up everyone, I’ll possibly be migrating to a different instance that has more of a character limit and is communist friendly. Let me know if you have any recommendations! #instance #mastodon

PSA: The Amazon wishlist doxing threat is much greater and more immediate than folks might realize. Attack works like this: Stalker who wants your address opens an Amazon seller account and lists themselves as a third party seller for any item on your public wishlist. Then, they order the item […]

The Oscar-nominated documentaries are so strong. I feel like I left the Matrix. "They all got me," a fellow audience member said.

I will say one thing for generative AI: since these tools function by remixing/translating existing information, that vibe programming is so popular demonstrates a colossal failure on the part of our industry in not making this stuff easier. If a giant ball of statistics can mostly knock up a […]

We could ask AI how to improve society! 🤪

https://www.reddit.com/r/LosAngeles/comments/1rc56pu/oops/ #bluescreen #losangeles

I don't think this person is saying anything anyone doesn't know, but he packages the information and presents it so beautifully…❕ #anxiety #health #sethcapehartmd https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fquglSk7f0Q

Introducing WireView, a new tool for the iOS developer workflow. It’s primarily for me but you can have it, too. https://apps.apple.com/us/app/wireview/id6756973128?mt=12

RE: https://masto.hackers.town/@toroidalcore/116099943285038742 3 out of 4 ISPs support IPv6

I'm not proud of myself for thinking these things, but I am proud of myself for not saying them out loud most of the time. "friend that turns everything gay" https://www.tiktok.com/@jacoblibonao/video/7608547185331834133