Your mom picked up an international break injury. #fpl #fplol

First the Fat Boys break up and now this…

If Estève's price goes down in 16 minutes, I'm gonna post all the cuss words I know in 17 minutes.

I saved my WC this long assuming Salah and at least one other Liverpool asset would feel "necessary". Now I imagine this is how I'd feel in my last year of med school realizing that I just want to be a poet. Nothing but regret, confusion, and loans to be repaid with no prospects for cash flow.

I might have exact funds to do Reijnders and Evanilson to Doku and Thiago. Knee Jerkin' FC

Mateta, Sarr, Semenyo, Senesi, and Pope all playing today and I think the best thing that's happened for me is Pope getting hooked early to avoid losing another point when he invariably concedes that pen? Sarr gets unlimited chances and Semenyo takes a pen. Nah, those aren't results.

I'm vs #1 in my HU league today and he used BB. He's got 31 w/ 7 to play. I'm on 20 w/6. But he capped Bowen and I'm on Haaland. I did the math (I didn't) and if 🤖 gets 4 goals, Pope/Senesi clean, and Sarr braces I'll pull the upset. I think pizza piss is the phrase y'all use? #pieceiknow #fpl

Brutal for us to get a draw but hats off to Sunderland. They've got a lot of talent and fight hard. I don't envy anyone having to go into their house. Now we shake this off and get back to what we do.

Trossard BANG!

Pleeeeease at least toss me a bone and let Andersen get DC

Feeling very indecisive about this benching decision at the last minute which is annoying as hell. I know it's going to piss me off if Evanilson finally gets points after all these weeks but is on my bench. But oh well.

I got a little high for #Bugonia and obviously that's always going to be the rightest choice. Unless it's not. Go check it out. Good stuff. I recommend bringing the right snacks. I had a ass-pocket of double burger and dark chocolate almonds. The dusted kind not coated. Wish they'd been coated.

Nothing personal but I hope João Pedro hurts all y'all so terribly. Obvs he'll most likely damage me instead, and not just as karmic payback for this petty display of ill will. I would have said this whether I owned him or not. And it would be just as true either way. #fpl #cansuckit #justjokes

Reijnders and Evanilson are still issues but will probably WC in 12 or 13, so I'd like to try to roll this week. So I'm thinking bench them both and play a 442 with Andersen and Senesi. Not in love with it, though. 1FT, 0.1m itb Any better ideas?

This one was chock-full of useful bits. Check it out, folks!

80 pts and a decent green. Didn't quite wipe out all of the red from last week but if I can get another one like it, I'll be back where I was in GW7 before my life fell apart... I mean before my FPL team fell apart. Melodrama FC.

Ndiaye off with a knock is brutal for him and also for Everton in this game. But not as brutal as it is for my attempted comeback in FPL this week 🫠

Nobody: Me: Unsubscribing from any youtuber with João "The Menace" Pedro in their thumbnail #bitter

Just add Pope to my list of missteps this season. Pretty aggravating. If it wasn’t for issues I’d have no skill at all 🤣

Hmm looks like a bad week to have a decent week

If there's any justice in this game, Andersen will not only start but he'll score between 13 and 17 pts like those other twats 🙃 #nojustice #nopeace #formyfpl

Sorry for not posting much FPL stuff on here. Here's my latest FPL schedule spreadsheet. We don't know when the EFL Cup QF between Arsenal & Palace will be played, but it doesn't look like it'll cause a Blank GW

My (F)P(L)TSD is showing. I'm utterly convinced Pedro will outscore Mateta this week since I made the transfer. Like so convinced that I'm considering creating an account with a sportsbook to place a bet. Laziness will probably stop me.

The other day I asked a friend who has lived in London for about 30 years if it was common to say the word "pronunciation" like "pronounce-iation" bc I've heard multiple CCs say it this way. She said she honestly wasn't sure. ChatGPT says nah. Does #FPL have its own colloquialisms?

Would love to turn the tide this week after 2 frustrating reds, so I'm hoping to get some inspiration from Sam w/ my coffee this morning. Expecting more red as I have multiple probs and the biggest TV struggle in my illustrious 2.25 yr fpl career. The world is burning so this is just distraction tho

Whoa, I really misunderestimated the length of that Spurs nail in my gameweek coffin 🫠 #fpl

There goes Cunha doing what I thought he could... a couple weeks after I kick his ass to the curb. Timing points is hard in this game.

Decided to resist the temptation to tinker/take hit(s) again this week after they blew up in my face two weeks in a row (as they're likely to do). But then doubts around Gabriel pop up and the devil on my shoulder is pointing to Evanilson and Andersen haunting my bench... #mmmtemptation #fpl

If I had used my BB this week instead of last I would have had two players unexpectedly injured and not playing. Avoiding this uncertainty + not having to worry about a 15 man squad is exactly why I decided to use it during a mediocre week. 1/2 my bench was empty this week And it got 2 pts more 🤣

"When do I get to benefit from some goddamn jam?" I whined plaintively to the universe last night. Mukiele and all the other pricks doing the business while most of mine didn't, plus benching two Burnley defs... there was no joy in Mudville. Wake up and get Estève when Romero drops out.

What a game. Palace Bournemouth are making this week worth it despite all the wrong decisions and run-bad with villains scoring in FPL. Just need Arsenal to look great and not pick up any injuries and we’ll pretend it’s been a good football week.

Nothing sweeter than one of your defenders getting a yellow to deny one of your attackers a 1 v 1 goal opportunity.

Pope. Poop.

No Enzo in the lineup so feels like I'm 1-1 since I resisted getting him. But the loss part of that record was a final moment decision to -4 Cunha/Bruno -> Sarr/Saka in place of the desired Cunha -> Enzo. Thought I'd decided to avoid hits and Bruno could be alright. But I'm not to be trusted.

We don’t even know what gawp means in Kentucky but I’m gonna do it so hard

Be there

Could've been worse. Could've gone a lot better. The -8 (Sels/Porro/Milenković -> Pope/Timber/Senesi) + pitiful BB (8 pts total) ekes out the tiniest of green arrows. Now have 3 players I'm much happier to own which I'm hoping helps me get to WC13. I'm mostly indifferent to BB but a bit of a loss.

Well that could've gone better. Shocking that my mediocre-looking BB in a single GW (a wise man once told me something about chips in SGWs) could've turned out to be abysmal instead of mediocre. #embracethevariance #bottomofrange

Making a (public) mental note of Garnacho not getting booked so that the next time I feel like Liverpool get every call in their favor I can stfu #wontevershutup #foreveraggrieved

What does it say about my personality (or IQ?) that my initial feeling was a bit of joy when Leeds scored? I hit Porro out (for either Senesi or Timber depending on how you look at it) but I still have Romero and started him. #lifeiscomplicated #humansareirrational #fpl

Impulse (lack of) control. How badly could it go? Skipping all due diligence and changing chip strat at the last minute. Taking a -8 for a GK and two defs when I probably could have skipped all three transfers. And to "offset" some of the downsides to all this I'm going to BB 😂 #fpl #gambolgambol

To hit or not to hit? Don't want to use the WC yet but my single FT ain't gonna be able to satisfy me with Sels, Milenković, and Porro languishing all in my face. Pope and Gabriel for a -4 seems the bare minimum. But I reckon I really deserve Senesi, too. I can worry about the lames in attack later.

Is this the first time we've come back to win a game in 2.5 years?

FEED IT TO MY TRIPLE CAPTAIN, dammit!

Gonna be “watching” the games on the road from Georgia back to Kentucky. Here’s to hoping that neither I nor Arsenal wreck today!

Oh sweet, six minutes in and my captain’s team is down a man. Perfect. Also benched the wrong GK and managed to play four at the back and the one I benched out scored at least three starters. I should place a bet that Andersen gets less than four points now. #skillissue #monetizeit #fpl

I don't think I've ever rolled a FT in a week that I've had a team full of so many issues. Not sure if rolling actually made sense or if I just thought it did bc I'm tired and dgaf 😂

FH looking like a bust after what seemed like a great start. Too many other players scored loads including the bums I hit out. Assuming I'd have swapped Cunha for Semenyo, I'm on exact same pts as I would have been w Haaland, Reijnders, Bruno to play instead of Salah, Gakpo, Ekitike (1st half nadas)

One of the most tilting things in this game is when someone gets a red playing against a team with highly owned players and I don't have any of them. #killkillkill

Murillo finally got 10 DC and in only 36 mins played?! I guess he just needed to be operating in an Ange system... #fpl