Best Connor Mc in the league, baby

Look Alex Ovechkin could very well be a monster behind closed doors but in the time I spent around him as media and as a fan I am just always delighted by how much his teammates love him and how much he loves other people

Ok Johnny with the glasses tonight

Lmao after Carlson’s shot went in, Elvis looked AFFRONTED

Feed buffered and I missed a goal, darnit

Oh Leno no

Raw milk for everyone!

So my former coworker and friend’s dad was an almost-murder victim of John Wayne Gacy and I’m watching a documentary and he’s actually interviewed in it.

No one has a gif of Teddy Bridgewater saying “go” on those amazing Progressive ads? I needed that gif just now

I swear being a Bears fan this year has taken years off my life in a different way than usual

What in the Ace Ventura is JJ’s hair today

Lance Stroll is already out lmao

Meanwhile, I’m finally watching Wicked, and I remember a lot more lyrics than I thought I did

I love that DHS put out this tweet like women don’t feel safe walking down the street because of “illegal” immigrants. Girl, when I almost got raped and murdered in DC it was a white American guy that I sprinted away from down Pennsylvania Ave.

Beginning of the season: “oh no Ovechkin is done he’s never gonna score again” Now:

Ethen Frank on hatty watch?

Lol fuck Nurse up, Willy

I looked up and said “cmon Ryan” and then Leno scored that goal. You’re welcome.

I have multiple questions for the person holding the pink American flag with an image of Connor McDavid on it at Caps/Oilers warmups

Illinoisans: DO NOT DO THIS. NEVER HAND YOUR PHONE TO A COP.

Everything about “ICE targeting Christmas tree farms” is just so deeply dark

I admittedly do not watch the MNBA but I know who some of the major players are. This is my first time seeing Jokić play and not just like, a headshot, and I had no idea that he was so THICC

I really wish I knew less about this Olivia Nuzzi person

Hoo boy that was a little close for comfort there Cairo but still 🐻⬇️

That was a terrible punt for Tory Taylor. It still got to like the 33 lol

One of my Art Institute shop purchases today. Yes, they are artist tarot cards.

Ooh la la, having a latte at the Art Institute Cafe

LET THE GOALIES FIGHT

Phew I made it to O’Hare despite delays since apparently O’Hare (among I’m sure more airports) are limiting the number of planes that land there per hour. I should be counting my lucky stars that my flight wasn’t just straight up cancelled.

Also I got my caricature done (with some coworkers that I cropped out for privacy) last night and this is how he drew me and I kinda love it lol

Me to my husband about the Bears when it was 20-10:

These are the Girl Scouts my sister encountered while blowing her whistle to signal that ICE was there. How terrifying for these poor kids.

And now Beauvi!

THERE IT IS!!!! 900!!!!

Oh god if Skylar and Marina are on the same team they might murder each other #unrivaled

Nneka wyd

EXCUSE???

This is just horrific

That’s my friend!

we don’t even have to tolerate him right this second

Here's what that looked like. Tactical excellence.

Fucking great. I drive for Instacart on the weekends. (and yes, I worry because even though I’m white, my last name is Latine and they don’t seem to much care if you’re a citizen or not)

In Chicago, a woman was driving to get coffee when a DHS vehicle fleeing an angry crowd crashed into her car. Armed agents jumped out of the vehicle, yanked her door open, pulled her by the legs out of her car at gunpoint, held her incommunicado for hours, then released her with no charges.

Hoo boy my heart

I expect the Bears to do exactly nothing with this minute left

of course

PICK SIX

Welp that’s certainly a start

Time for more Walking Dead! Happy Halloween, everyone! Come say BOO! www.twitch.tv/pittiecap/

Ready for trick or treaters out front!