day 1 of unemployment im making tiramisu (and thinking about paws)

I'm free. I will never ever work in research again Whatever comes next can't be worse. I know I'll certainly be better far, far away from a lab.

Big Nat: brain wrinkles, does serious study, ambitious, tries to succeed, angery 😠 Ant-sized Nat: brain smooth and cute, does bug things, tail wags, eat crumbs, gets squished, happy 😊

Nats are not high in calories but that also means they're not high in sugar or fat, some might call this a guilt-free* snack *as long as you don't ask the speck sized foxes how they feel

I'm not trying to police people's friendships, but you get how paradoxical it is to demand my friendship when I can't remotely stand the people you're near, right? What gives you the right to be upset but not me?

Gonna scream into the void a bit. You can't have it both ways: you get to choose your friends and I get to choose mine. And chances are if your friends have seriously hurt me I'm not very likely to choose you.

Get to know me a little and you'll probably learn pretty quickly how much I love to submissively worship paws but when we REALLY becomes friends is when you have to listen to me daydream about being an ant you spray with raid or wash down the sink

In 1 week I will no longer be a scientist And after nearly a decade of toxic egos, office politics, and pseudointellectuals ensuring every ounce of passion I ever had for research shriveled up, good fucking riddance.

A date with me? What if I made you dinner? What if we watched a movie? What if I begged and pleaded for permission to massage your paws while rejecting all your other advances? What if I gave them just a single kiss? What if I slept at the foot of your bed? It would never work

Anyway please don't ask me to rail you shrink me and put me squirming and screaming up your ass instead

Debating putting "ace" in my bio despite being a horny freak and not really enjoying how the label defines me just because I can't trust people to understand context clues before they tell me how much they wanna fuck my ass or make an entire scenario about my dick (which i could care less about)

How to pet me ✅

You're a little guy because you want to avoid being punished I'm a little guy because I want to be squashed in a mere instant at the whims of even the weakest dorks we are not the same

I need like a complete idiot (affectionate) to step on me like a bug but not like complete idiot (infuriating) you get me ....okay complete idiot (infuriating) is hot too sometimes, actually

Sometimes i think about making silly kinky posts again but stop myself, remembering all the people in toxic groups who unironically think me being open again means I'm lonely and trying to "reconnect" with them. Then I get called an asshole when I explicitly say I'm not So I just don't say anything

Smug bullies? Mega-powerful OCs? Omnipotent deities? No thanks. what if all I want is to be owned by and led around by and serve utterly beneath the paws of socially inept dorks who are too anxious to even consistently make eye contact with the drivers that deliver their takeout??

*after kissing your paws* "The delusional power trips you keep seeing from popufurs and artists actually have tangible parallels to other totalitarian systems. Let's look at Hannah Arendt's 1951 landmark work The Origins of Totalitarianism, wherein she describes these systems as a sort of onion-"

www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYVj... Plugging this video i found today If you're the type of person who absorbs concepts better from video essays than from self-reflection i highly recommend watching it It's not just about "fandom". A lot of furries who joke about 'drama' could learn a lot from this.

Batch 6 of the YCH Heart Pride Icons! Ft. issac20 @larspreston.bsky.social Halux @natfox.bsky.social #sp-art #furry #furryart #pridemonth #LGBTQ #ych

Contrary to knee-jerk assumptions people make when I lose friends over 'drama' I actually do love myself, a lot I love myself too much to subject myself to betrayal from lonelier, sadder people who have unhealthy codependent relationships with my abusers You can't guilt-trip me to take poison.

Things I'm likely to assume are AI generated at a glance Videogame journalism: the higher it is on the google result the more i suspect it Memes: i love screening every popular post to see if it's slop Any video of two animals interacting: no human being has filmed a real animal since 2025

I mean this in the most subjective, indifferent way i can possibly express my opinion on this series but oh my god i just do not give a single flying fuck about deltarune, in fact I don't like it at all Have fun with it but don't send me posts about it and then get bitter at me for not faking hype

I have to live There are too many dumb boys whose feet I want to kiss

For Pride this year I had a mission ! Surprise my friends with paw prints of their flags ! I think it's been pretty successful 💜💜

I have to live There are too many dumb boys whose feet I want to kiss

Don't losing control of a cloning experiment. It makes helping you hard as any movement means smooshing at least one of you...   Characters: @eddiefox.bsky.social @natfox.bsky.social   CW: #sizesky #paws #furry #art #furryart #nsfw   Carrd in bio <3 Comm form: https://forms.gle/AhSY56jewnvDPB7NA

youtu.be/_qHFyUu7Y6Q?... I've been listening to this song all day, its earworm melody and lyrics have been fucking me up... 🎵"Sure I know I'm different and it's always been this way - it's okay, I'm okay; my heart beats the same"🎵 Strong recommend. It's okay, I'm okay. I still don't feel a thing.

Two Birds with One Stone ❌ Two Boys with One Sole ✅ Little gift I put together, featuring Prisma, Navirus( @syruptaifh.bsky.social ), and Nat( @natfox.bsky.social )! #furryart #sizesky #paws #flipflops #femdom #worship

It's so funny looking at all the people going "this is what Christianity does to people" yet fully atheist furries with no institutional excuse cover up their sexual abuse cases in exactly the same manner And don't even get me started on the way this attitude covers up all kinds of other abuse here

Me when people tell me I shouldn't be licking paws

My peers in the furry community always prove that, just like society at large, they'd rather punish someone who makes then uncomfortable by speaking out against injustice rather than punish someone close to them actively perpetuating injustice. It doesn't even hurt anymore. I just feel empty.

Also did this one for Ghost That woke up early in the morning to draw, mornings are to sleeeep, I will have to bite him for that, but at least he have some lil toys to help him x3

Sometimes I really hate being a scientist

I gave up on this for now I know I can do much better already so I'll lock in and give him a full outfit maybe soon but im posting it anyway because mom said it's my account and i can post whatever I want

We as a community really gotta stop making excuses for people who are all "i just a silly friendly goober :3" in public and then in private says shit like this accountability really isn't hard; maybe if someone says this to you actually try saying "that's fucked up", not "🫂" or "um, anyway,"

I especially can't stand when they have the naked gall to lecture you about conflict resolution "communication is SO important, we can all learn to talk things out" and then like clockwork they get their duplicitous DMs leaked, and they're the biggest gossipers of all We ALL know someone like this

"I'm so glad to be part of X community that loves everyone and is so creative and kind and wholesome and has some of the most awesome people ever and we all deserve happiness!!" - Somehow the most petulant, hateful, and insecure person you've ever met, who secretly despises half of their friends

It's always infuriating to me when the most fucking loathsome two-faced grifters and scumbags post those "I love the furry community it's so genuine and full of love" platitudes and they're usually the loudest BY FAR. it's like they have a deep-seated need to try and convince someone (themselves)?

dorks are dangerous comm for @/natfox.bsky.social !!

Not the default fit for nat I was expecting-

Kind of bothering me now that nat doesn't have a default fit It's been many years since i wore track pants I'm probably a flannel or hoodie guy? Idk...fashion is hard

oh yeah I colored it blush, or no blush? (I prefer no blush)