The CasHamas Megamix.

Andrew Bolt has dirt on Tucker Carlson...

Pete Hegseth really has it in for the homosexuals.

The world's largest welfare queen regrets biting the hand that feeds him. The State is more powerful than any and every billionaire. Money comes and goes - there's always money, but only a fixed pie of power. News at 11

Amen, Justin.

I think what was good about Q&A when it started was that you'd get audience questions that were stuff that politicians wouldn't be asked by gallery reporters. I feel like it became bad when Q&A kept trying to be part of the news cycle and asked the same questions and politicians use talking points

Caleb Bond makes a living being 'an old man trapped inside a young man's body'. Which sounds like Alan Jones' dream job.

🤔 👀

Rowan Dean thinks the Nazis were far left socialists.

When you don't have any black friends...

tfw you're interviewing somebody off their face on amphetamines and you can only reply with something you read on twitter once.

Ann Ruston typing: why did the Liberals lose the election AI responding…..

I'm just a man standing in front of a country, being called an antisemite, for asking Israel to stop murdering children.

Sky News After Dark: The LNP need to oppose the Paris Agreement and move to the right. Election results of parties that oppose the Paris Agreement and are to the right of the LNP:

ffs

Moody's downgrades US credit rating from "Aaa" to "Aaahahaha damn!"

I don't think any reasonable person has a problem granting asylum to those who need it. It's just that for years we've been told to fear asylum seekers. "Yes", say conservatives. "But these ones are white..."

It's a bit like watching two cousins enter marriage counselling.

Has anybody told Donald that the Pope has bigger rallies than him?

Oh nooooooooo!

Weird mention of age...

Pretty sure it was Peter Dutton who made the Liberal Party history...

If you're somebody who screams and shouts about banning (extremely rare) late-term abortions, but is deafeningly silent about funding the (frequent and brutal) murder of Palestinian children... You're a shit human. Possibly evil. And definitely a hypocritical cunt.

I don't know if wanting to be PM 'because the Murdoch press keep saying I'd be a good one', is reason enough tbh.

I think he might need his ears checked. 👀

Wow lolz

Lotto's 'Set For Life' first division prize: $20k a month for 20 years. Peter Dutton's pension: $23k a month for life. We pay "retired" politicians waaaay too much.

Rowan Dean's kink is scaring pensioners. Prove me wrong.

Pauline Hanson is only saying what the majority of Australians suffering acute cerebral hypoxia are thinking.

Nationals MPs are losing their shit over Jacinta Price's willingness to put self-promotion above ALL else. But...isn't that what they loved about her in the first place? 🤔

Dear journalists & politicians of all persuasions, I don't give a shit how funny or friendly you think Peter Dutton is 'behind the scenes'. This isn't sport. He's not an actor. He wrecked lives. For real. Yes, he's misunderstood. By you. Wise up. Kenny x

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“All these wars [gestures wildly] involve Islamic terror groups … oh yeah and also Russia’s invasion of Ukraine” [not shown on map]

I'm getting fake teary seeing Tim Wilson pretend to get emotional.

Andrew is not ok.

Oh good, they've learned something from the loss 👀

Finally some in depth analysis of the election...

Paul Murray deals with stress the same way I do!

Paul Murray - who says he despises scare campaigns - is still on air. As is Sky News. This is what he said in 2022:

The next three years is going to be amazing.

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If the $600b figure for nuclear power was nothing but a scare campaign, I expect the LNP to stick with the policy and spend the next 3 years educating the public about the real cost. Unless it was all BS, obvs.

Wait, what? lol

Why aren't more people talking about this?? I went to the Labor website and I looked up "killing puppies" AND THERE WAS NO MENTION ON THE PAGE THAT LABOR WOULD NEVER START KILLING PUPPIES. You've made your bed, Australia.

I mean it’s very funny to me that Peter Dutton loves the idea of Trump & Trump has no idea who he is, but it is also EXTRA funny that it’s quite possible Trump thinks Albo is a conservative because someone told him the opposition party is called the Liberals

Oh dear.

lmao

Looking forward to seeing what Tim Wilson gets up to next Anzac Day.

"My high level sources" I almost forgot about this gem.

Oh no, not again. #fake