I like this photo, but seeing it made me order a new beard trimmer.

Fat Cock Friday.

Throwback Thursday, December, 2014. New Orleans.

This is where I am with my backpiece. Next appointment is Friday. Please do not repost.

Big Belly Bear

tattooed armpit.

Lazing on a Sunday afternoon.

Fat Cock Friday.

Yesterday marked another completed turn around the sun. If I keep doing this I might achieve immortality.

G' morning.

Just a little Sunday morning nipple.

Fat Cock Friday.

Throwback Thursday, 2014. Peach on a beach.

Tummy Tueday.

Early elections in my state today. Vote the bastards out!

Fat Cock Friday.

Went to our local art museum and saw one of my favourite portraits, by Lorenzo Lotto, ca. 1540. I have a friend who looks a lot like this portrait. Also. one of me next to a somewhat fantastic sculpture in the Sculpture Garden.

Tummy Tuesday. Please do not repost.

New specs. You can't tell but they are blue! My favourite colour.

Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.

Fat Cock Friday.

Throw Back Thursday. My favourite poem is Beowulf. This is the first word in the first line. Hwaet! It can be translated as, "Lo!" or "Listen!" or even, "Hey you motherfuckers sitting over there in the corner! Pay attention to me! I'm about to recite some poetry!"

I got my hairs did. Now I don't nedd to comb it.

Low hanging fruit.

Fat Bear Friday.

Nuts!

Fat Cock Friday.

Throwback Thursday, 2009. Namu Amida Butsu.

I missed Tummy Tuesday, so making up for it now.

Taken in 2017. Easter was spent at the tattoo studio, working on my backpiece for 7 hours.

Easter 2022. I wore this hat for the Big Gay Easter Parade.

Best Star Trek crew. “Wrong“ answers only.

Let's get this morning started.

Fat Cock Friday.

Throwback Thursday. Orcas Island, 2007. One of the best vacations I ever had.

Tummy Tuesday. Gearing up to go to that place where they hold my paycheque hostage.

Fake Foreskin Friday. I only have a "foreskin" when I'm soft.

Throwback Thursday, 2014.

Nap time!

Tummy Tuesday.

I sometimes post pictures with Babygirl, but this is her sister, La Chonquette.

Waiting for the shower to get hot.

Fat Cock Friday.

Playing with myself. Please do not repost.

Tummy Tuesday (this is the other picture I took while trying on shirts in the fitting room.)

I like the way one can see my tattoo through my open shirt.

Trying on new shirts in the fitting room.

Cleanup in aisle one!