36. Lauren Alexis I suddenly got really horny again just now, so decided to grab my fleshlight! I've wanted to shoot a load over Lauren & her incredible arse for a while now so decided she had to appear next on the Wank Thread. I'm so fucking glad I did as she made me cum hard! #WankThread

35. Rachel Raxxx Earlier today I was chatting to @t0taladdict.bsky.social on Discord about Rachel & it didn't take long for us to get into our horniest wank chat yet! We wanked away for about an hour for this beautifully thicc woman, who easily has the biggest tits I've ever cum over! #WankThread

34. Krissy Lynn In the early hours of this morning, I woke up once again feeling really horny but this time I got lucky that my horny young friend @avenger23456.bsky.social was also online, and we had an intense & fucking horny wank chat over my all time favourite MILF Krissy! #WankThread

33. Lauren Phillips The other night I woke up rock hard & in desperate need of a wank, so decided to treat myself to a solo session over the deliciously thicc MILF Lauren! She knows how to make me throb & fuck my fleshlight hard, which had me shooting a huge load all over myself! #WankThread

32. Mia Khalifa This afternoon I got chatting to 'totalpumpjunkie' on Discord & he was really horned up for Mia & her incredible body, so not only did I help milk him hard to picture after picture of her incredible body & tits, but I ended up shooting a huge load over her too! #WankThread

31. Alexis Fawx But I was still feeling horny after my last wank, so I got hard again very quickly & lubed up my fleshlight for another solo session! This time I went for one of the finest MILF's around in Alexis, whose huge tits had me filling up my plastic pussy once more! #WankThread

30. Olivia Rodrigo In the early hours of this morning, I was so fucking horny that I couldn't resist finding my fleshlight & fucking it hard! The first name that came to mind was Olivia who has become a real favourite of mine in recent years, as her perky tits make me cum hard! #WankThread

Only been at work for just over an hour and it feels like I’ve been here all day…. Feel free to add to this thread with your favourite pics 😈

Morning all, you horny fuckers! 😈 So... my Twitter account has been suspended! Despite everything that gets posted on that site my porn account was too much! What that mean is I'll now be on Bluesky full time & can't wait to grow this account! To celebrate, please enjoy my porn weakness Darcie!

29. Lena Paul Then late last night I was chatting on Discord with @jjwanks.bsky.social about his weakness Lena & we couldn't resist knocking one out over her! Those amazing tits of hers had us rock hard during our latest wank chat & we came on mic together over her! #WankThread

28. August Ames The other day I got chatting to my horny Discord friend 'HKGooner22' & soon after we were both fucking horned up! Both of us have a big love of August so couldn't resist wanking for nearly 90 minutes over her incredible body together before she drained us! #WankThread

27. Hailey Rose Got a few draining wank chats to update you all on, starting with a great session myself & @t0taladdict.bsky.social had in the early hours of the morning! I had the pleasure of introducing him to the sensational Hailey & her incredible tits had us both cumming hard! #WankThread

26. Romi Rain I've been horny all fucking day & finally someone was around to have a draining fucking wank chat with me! @bigd3465.bsky.social was even hornier than I was & we both needed to cum hard over the thicc, beautiful MILF Romi, who had us shooting huge fucking loads together! #WankThread

25. Jojo Siwa Then in the early hours of this morning, I found myself horny & rock hard pumping my cock for a guilty pleasure in Jojo. I was genuinely surprised how horny I was for her & couldn't stop fucking my fleshlight harder & harder until I came so fucking hard over her!

24. Ivy Wolfe Got a couple of great solo wanks to update you on, starting with a wank I had a few nights ago over the incredible Ivy & her amazingly perky tits! I just love how fucking inttense her orgasms are & this scene had me shooting ropes all over myself! #WankThread

She just kills me every time I see her 🥵🥵🥵 #bigboobs #Arabelle #tattoos

23. Jasmine Jae I've been travelling for work this week so not had much free time to wank, but a couple of nights ago in my hotel in London I did manage to grab some time with @avenger23456.bsky.social for a great fucking wank chat over Jasmine & her big fucking tits! #WankThread

22. Yasmina Khan It turns out my horny friend 'HKGooner22' on Discord wasn't finished draining me this weekend & I was more than happy to get my fleshlight back out again! This time we had a 90 minute session over Yasmina who had us both shooting massive loads to round off the weekend! #WankThread

21. Rebecca More I was still in the mood for a blonde MILF to cum over for my next wank & straight away I had Rebecca on my mind! This British legend of porn has been making me cum for years & it was great to shoot ropes for her again as she got down & dirty! #WankThread

20. Brandi Love I got chatting again to 'HKGooner22' on Discord about who we should wank to next & as soon as he suggested Brandi I was rock hard & ready to go! I pumped hard for over 90 minutes to her massive tits & tight MILF body before shooting my load over her! #WankThread

@hornyukchat.bsky.social 🔥 😈

19. Sarah Arabic I've wanted to shoot a load over Sarah & her huge tits for a little while now, so when 'HKGooner22' was on Discord earlier I knew he'd indulge my desire in our latest wank chat! Nearly 2 hours later, I couldn't resist cumming hard all over myself for her! #WankThread

Ariana is someone I do enjoy wanking to but haven't done it enough over the years, so should up those numbers this year! #AskHornyAnything

Pretty easy question for me this, as I have no idea who this is! 😂 #AskHornyAnything

I'm not a massive fan of the influencer world, but I must admit there are some great ones out there to wank to! Saffron & Tennessee are certainly my favourites... #AskHornyAnything

You haven't been looking hard enough, as I regularly wanked over Sabrina last year and expect plenty more in 2026 😈 #AskHornyAnything

18. Cherry Crush ASMR If you've been following my page for a while now, you know I love a good wank to ASMR porn! So just now when I suddenly felt horny I decided to watch some great JOI content from Cherry Crush again, which had me filling up my fleshlight big time! #WankThread

My answer could easily be different on any day you asked me this, as I fucking love this woman so much, but right now as I think about it I've gone with this one! #AskHornyAnything

I fully supported the 'Thicc Selena' from a few years ago, as she looked fucking stunning & of course I couldn't get enoough of her having such huge tits! 🥵 #AskHornyAnything

I never have, although doesn't mean to say I wouldn't do so in the future! And good on you if you do support any girls on OnlyFans! #AskHornyAnything

Michelle is stunning yet somehow I've never shot a load over her, so thank you for the helpful reminder! #AskHornyAnything

17. Kira Noir I've enjoyed getting horny on my lunch break a lot this week & today was no different! I knew instantly that Kira was going to be the one to make me cum, with perky tits & an amazing body like hers! She clearly loves to fuck & satisfy whoever she's working with! #WankThread

16. Helen Flanagan Last night I might have been tired but that didn't stop me getting horny! I knew I wanted a big pair of tits to drain me & when I saw some pics of Helen I couldn't resist lubing up my fleshlight! She's made me cum hard many times & last night was no different! #WankThread

15. Coco Lovelock I had some free time again on my lunch break just now, so I grabbed my fleshlight & within seconds I was fucking it hard for Coco! Her tight body & love of sucking cock just had me so horned up that I couldn't resist filling my plastic pussy for her! #WankThread

14. Octokuro I couldn't sleep so decided I should tire myself out with another wank! I saw some great content from Octokuro & knew that she was going to get my next load! She has huge tits & loves to fuck, which is a lethal combination that had me shooting ropes everywhere! #WankThread

13. Maya Jama Tonight I got to have another draining wank chat with 'HKGooner22' & we both got to shoot big loads over one of our mutual favourites Maya! Her incredible tits & ridiculously sexy body had me pounding my fleshlight for 90 minutes before I eventually came for her again! #WankThread

12. Selena Gomez I had a bit of free time on my lunch break earlier, so decided that I should use it wisely & fuck my fleshlight again! I couldn't get Selena off my mind so revisited some of her thicc pics from recent times & fuck me did she have me shooting ropes! #WankThread

All these questions came in at the same time so I'm assuming these were all asked by the same person! 1. No I don't do wank meets 2. Usually pretty big, I can't lie 3. I usually last around 90 minutes 4. No I don't do video wanks #AskHornyAnything

11. Natasha Nice It was clear that the all-day teasing myself & 'jjwanks' on Discord was doing had worked as we were still horny, so I lubed up my fleshlight again & we had another draining wank chat to another beautifully thicc woman in Natasha, who had us both cumming hard! #WankThread

10. Payton Preslee All day yesterday myself & 'jjwanks' on Discord were teasing each other with pics & GIFs of some fucking beautiful women. At the end of the day, we were both super horny & ended up having a draining wank chat over Payton's thicc body & huge tits! #WankThread

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Appreciate whoever asked this so I could post more Kelly Brook content! #AskHornyAnything

9. Diamond Jackson I was chatting to 'HKGooner22' on Discord about how sexy Diamond is & how much I love her as a MILF. The more we chatted, the hornier we got & knew we had to have a session over her! After nearly 2 hours of non-stop fleshlight fucking I had to shoot my load for her! #WankThread

What a great fucking question! I would have paid so much fucking money to see August Ames & Bree Olson in a scene together 🥵 #AskHornyAnything

I've never really got into the GILF side of things to be honest, but if you have any suggestions then let me know! #AskHornyAnything

It would be strange to have an account all about wanking for me to say I get bored of it 😂 But in all seriousness, I do have a lot of fun with this but it's just that - a bit of fun. I don't let it dominate my day & give myself breaks from time to time. #AskHornyAnything

This gives me a chance to shout-out the best people to have wank chats with! 'HKGooner22' @avenger23456.bsky.social @t0taladdict.bsky.social 'TotalPumpJunkie' @bigd3465.bsky.social 'Celeb_lover97' 'CelebGoonBot' But I'm always keen for new people to get involved on Discord! #AskHornyAnything

9. Diamond Jackson I was chatting to 'HKGooner22' on Discord about how sexy Diamond is & how much I love her as a MILF. The more we chatted, the hornier we got & knew we had to have a session over her! After nearly 2 hours of non-stop fleshlight fucking I had to shoot my load for her! #WankThread

After not wanking for a whole week over Christmas, the first load I shot for Bridgette B was fucking massive & I genuinely didn't know when I'd stop shooting ropes all over myself! #AskHornyAnything

Just a reminder, I don't usually answer questions that people have already submitted, so this will be the last time... Best tits I think are Natasha Nice, and best pussy is a difficult decision, but I've gone with Little Puck! #AskHornyAnything