Absolute beauty of a beetle

Tis hotter than a kettle in this helm

People were popping off fireworks last night and both dogs jumped on me while I was alseep

The pre workout kicked in!

Had to work on the washing machine today , damn automatic lid lock may be going bad. Makes me think about the planned obsolescence. How many people just toss this crap cause they cant fix it or bypass the useless features or cant afford to fix it

When I saw this guy in the backrooms movie all i could think was "when you nut but shawty keep suckin"

My old enemy pull ups is in for a comeback tonight

Made a x so I can post videos in the mean time till I can post them on here

Didn't realize people fall asleep to vacuum cleaners , there's a 3 hour video of sombody running a vacuum cleaner on a carpet IN THE SAME SPOT. That singular spot is clean as fuck but it has 17 million views

I forgot to mention I do Indian clubs as a warm up before benching hopefully I may be able to post videos on here or maybe make a Twitter solely for videos about exercises

When you see bros yams

No matter how expensive the shampoo and conditioner is , i will put it on my balls when I shower

I never was the quickest blade or most skilled in a duel but all I ever needed was one good swing

Last week I was at my brother's house he made pizza cause he's a chef and I thought his house plant was basil so he walked in on me eating his fern on my pizza , i swear I didnt know

Feeling brād

Bro would you rather be rich and happy or poor and sad

Ruthless

I gave my dog a bath and most of the time I sing as I wash them I couldnt tell if she likes it or gets annoyed with me lol

Doing shoulders with my 90 pound dumbell wish I could post some training vids on here maybe one day I can

Fucking underwear has been squeezing my balls during leg day. I can never find anything that fits right

The beard is coming in gallantly

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I like how a majority of starfox fanart is mccloud being a bottom and wolf smoking Marlboro reds

Its waffles time bitch 🧇

I ate steak , chicken and shrimp all on one night and passed out

This is why I started posting on X , it really means a lot to see i motivated people. Im truly blessed

Youtube is recommending me divorced dad rock

A fun fact is I sit a 115 pound dumbell on my sketchbook so nobody can see the cringe slop I draw. Everyone i know is far too frail to lift it

Today I work the graveyard shift at the ball crushing factory Crushing balls at midnight I cant even sleep The anticipation of my balls being crushed Has filled me with anticipation

It gets hard training some days. Yet train i do , that i may lend a helping hand

Ayo when you look up ganagool tony soprano shows up eating gabagool

Woke up dis mornin' Got some gabagool Den woke up dah next day Got sum gabagool Keep waking up and getting Gabagool Even got some gabagool for my Scooby doo

Bro be wearing the penny loafers without the penny Cause he just be loafing

I can finally chill out and do a few doodles

Posting this picture of my dog Buddy so I can scroll back and look at it later.

Working out this spring is gonna be a pain , but looks like I wont have to "warm" up

Sword pics

God I need to order some more CDs , radio is playing coworker music again

There's no peace like the peace of iron. Life is uncontrollable but iron will remain the same

Man this snow is bullshit , but it does feel cool to walk through a blizzard after a workout

I should really wear this helmet more often , makes me wanna joust

He just flops on the middle of my bed thinking he owns it

Tis a knights night

I trimmed myself up , going for a more cleaner look

Start your day right with wood and ripping your pants

Posting the Jojo pose