🎶🪩🥣 Soup, soup, soup, how do ya like it, how do ya like it 🥣🪩🎶

Meal prep is making fuck off sunday chicken pie

I swear his hat gets larger for each tv appearance

Besides the insane and incorrect point this screen cap is making, but those "sweets" are being boiled not baked

Made a teeny tiny origami aloe plant this weekend

Made a nice plant for my office

My wife is an artistic genius

I would love a hotcake, they just sell out too quickly

Fuckity bye

My mother in law made her child aged nephew this birthday card and it can only be described as bone chilling

Whats wrong honey, youve barely touched your Luis Guzman juice

Yum!

This was the headline that pushed me to finally get the print edition

New feral cat update! Weve got two more!

First the guardian then the morning star, were running through every publication i read as a young un. Couldnt be prouder!

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It’s Matchday in Burlington, VT. One more. The USL League Two Final. 144 teams started, 2 remain. Vermont Green FC will face Ballard FC tonight at Virtue Field for the right to be called Champion. We know all of Vermont is with us. Come on you Boys in Green.

As a lifelong guardian reader, me dad is going to be chuffed to bits reading this! UTFG!

Im not really a god person but i feel deeply that this goes agaisnt some cardinal law of nature

Something tells me theyre gonna sell out before a get to the front of the line

Burlington is so special

Just been sent this incredible post penalties pic from last night lol

Monty Vert lives!

We've defeated lions, now we're off to slay a dragon

If you have season tickets and cant make it or you bought tickets and somethings come up, please please please get in touch with the GMB. A lot of people missed out and we just wanna make sure the stands are packed to the gills.

Vermont is a soccer state

Come for my 6-beers-in analysis, stay for a damn good write up on our Lusitano great escape!

Love this team, love this town and love all the amazing people that keep this club running. I'm so excited for the future and I know the fans are going to be turning up to these playoffs with grace and the right energy!

Oh to be a fuzzy potato, on a porch in summer

If you can't make Friday or Sunday's game and have a season ticket, please DM Tyler!

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I could watch this forever

GREEN ON TOUR!

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I'm not gonna be able to work/eat/sleep til friday

Big game tonight, we need 4 points to clinch the title and this is a great opportunity to get 3 of those. Need Virtue in fine voice and we need the boys to be brutal.

Love to watch lower league football from the comfort of my home (game started 40 mins ago)

VGFC fans! Join us on an away day to watch Western Mass and potentially win the mfing league title! Skip work, get pissed, up the green!

Another sold out game for @vermontgreenfc.bsky.social as we try and take another big step towards the North Eastern Championship trophy!

The return of Sam McCann, playoff supersub!

Can't make it to this one so I need the @greenmountainbhoys.bsky.social to raise their high bar and be the difference maker. This game is huge.

Preparing for the Seacoast game @vermontgreenfc.bsky.social

Feral cat update, he's become a big ol' snuggly muffin.

Ready for the first game at virtue! @vermontgreenfc.bsky.social

Oh shit

savory scallops implies the existence of desert scallops

CAN EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR TWO GODDAMN SECONDS AND LOOK AT HOW ADORABLE MY CHILDREN ARE?!

Not tryin to be a hater but this is how the headline's coming off