My mother in law made her child aged nephew this birthday card and it can only be described as bone chilling

Whats wrong honey, youve barely touched your Luis Guzman juice

Yum!

This was the headline that pushed me to finally get the print edition

New feral cat update! Weve got two more!

First the guardian then the morning star, were running through every publication i read as a young un. Couldnt be prouder!

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It’s Matchday in Burlington, VT. One more. The USL League Two Final. 144 teams started, 2 remain. Vermont Green FC will face Ballard FC tonight at Virtue Field for the right to be called Champion. We know all of Vermont is with us. Come on you Boys in Green.

As a lifelong guardian reader, me dad is going to be chuffed to bits reading this! UTFG!

Im not really a god person but i feel deeply that this goes agaisnt some cardinal law of nature

Something tells me theyre gonna sell out before a get to the front of the line

Burlington is so special

Just been sent this incredible post penalties pic from last night lol

Monty Vert lives!

We've defeated lions, now we're off to slay a dragon

If you have season tickets and cant make it or you bought tickets and somethings come up, please please please get in touch with the GMB. A lot of people missed out and we just wanna make sure the stands are packed to the gills.

Vermont is a soccer state

Come for my 6-beers-in analysis, stay for a damn good write up on our Lusitano great escape!

Love this team, love this town and love all the amazing people that keep this club running. I'm so excited for the future and I know the fans are going to be turning up to these playoffs with grace and the right energy!

Oh to be a fuzzy potato, on a porch in summer

If you can't make Friday or Sunday's game and have a season ticket, please DM Tyler!

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I could watch this forever

GREEN ON TOUR!

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I'm not gonna be able to work/eat/sleep til friday

Big game tonight, we need 4 points to clinch the title and this is a great opportunity to get 3 of those. Need Virtue in fine voice and we need the boys to be brutal.

Love to watch lower league football from the comfort of my home (game started 40 mins ago)

VGFC fans! Join us on an away day to watch Western Mass and potentially win the mfing league title! Skip work, get pissed, up the green!

Another sold out game for @vermontgreenfc.bsky.social as we try and take another big step towards the North Eastern Championship trophy!

The return of Sam McCann, playoff supersub!

Can't make it to this one so I need the @greenmountainbhoys.bsky.social to raise their high bar and be the difference maker. This game is huge.

Preparing for the Seacoast game @vermontgreenfc.bsky.social

Feral cat update, he's become a big ol' snuggly muffin.

Ready for the first game at virtue! @vermontgreenfc.bsky.social

Oh shit

savory scallops implies the existence of desert scallops

CAN EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR TWO GODDAMN SECONDS AND LOOK AT HOW ADORABLE MY CHILDREN ARE?!

Not tryin to be a hater but this is how the headline's coming off

My Dad and I have always known that Sir Alex Ferguson gets his hair cut at our local barbers but today he finally got a trim at the same time

For a tiny kitty she has the longest legs

This years line up gonna have me sounding like jacque cousteau

Morning reading ☕📜

Cant wait to see this man back in action. Such a bright spark from last season and displayed boat loads of promise. Welcome back Mo, looking forward to seeing you in the summer!

They say he is the fella that taught Mount Mansfield stoicism, all we know is he's our fearless leader. O Captain my Captain, welcome back to the helm big moose man!

My snuggly babes

Vaxxed?

Ice is pretty cool

Theyre spooning!