Cruising the camera roll.

StubHub but for votes.

I’m so unmotivated to research my ballot. lol. Never felt like this before.

Just heart warming that people still get to do this stuff 😊

A bunched leaderboard usually sucks ass but this shit fucking rules. But, if Alex Smalley wins it will be such a bizarre resolution to this energy.

If there were a vaccine for liberalism, how would that play out?

Will my Google glass come in handy this season?

Walked in to therapy unloading like a t shirt cannon today.

No offense to anyone, but people are so fucking strange.

I threw a temper tantrum at work the other day like a literal child and I couldn’t be more embarrassed. This fuckin guy is building statues of himself and jerking it to the memory of peak 4chan shamelessly. Bleh.

How is Red Panda not in 2k at this point? Am I missing something?

I dunno. This is just indicative of how my day is going.

I genuinely think all the policy now is quite literally just aimed at pissing people off. Like big time fuck you, fuck you….I’m out energy.

Getting tired of everything. Anyone wanna go on a cruise with me?

Fuckin Sixers man. Good run. Kinda.

“I always sold my Sixers tickets. You just didn’t know it.”

A baseball team watches another well put together team walk by, leans to his division mate and says “look at that backend!”

Fuck. Me. I’m so old! Holy shit.

Ope.

In 500 years when some other world touches down on the ashes of earth, all they’ll find is a half buried gas pump with the Biden “I did this” sticker on it.

addie: Mommy I can’t zip my dress can you help me? We hear a gunshot off screen.

Fuck Boston. Fuck Josh Harris. Play the song.

Joel Embiid just has too much leg.

Not sure Jaylen Brown is taking over so much as the refs

Shoutout to “of that ilk” in context. People say this guys lost a step. smh.

With everything else goin on, we gotta do this shit too? Woof.

The Celtics should always have a dude named White. Like the 12th Man at Texas A&M.

To go from here to starting a game 7 in the NBA is some legend shit.

No offense to anyone, but the horse racing community is so fucking bizarre to me. So Many juxtapositions.

He did not need this encouragement. Go birds.

It’s funny to think back to my teens realizing how often I must have just smelled like nothing but weed.

Mary Asslut England and Wales, Non-Conformist Record Indexes (RG4-8), 1588-1977

He sounds and looks like high grade dog shit.

Incredible.

Fuck Boston. Fuck Josh Harris. Play the song.

Andre Drummond is him. IDGAF

Jesus Christ. Sixers.

Am I able to forego voting and just withhold 40% of my taxes owed annually?

Cruising to the grocery store in my lifted F-250 flying my 75 inch “Tone Down the Rhetoric” flag.

Live your life in such a way that you don't have to say "I'm not a rapist. I didn't rape anybody" on national television.

The odds of a set of brothers winning on the PGA tour who are both likeable a easy to root for is a minor miracle

Unbreakable record was almost set last night oddly.

Almost got Acosta’d 🫩

The looks around the room when he said Matt Dillon lol. Goodness.

Back to work tomorrow after the first meaningfully “for me” week off I’ve had in a few years. That I still feel great tonight while watching this press conference, I know it was a great vacation.

I’m honored to be the target of attempted assassination attempts is the hottest fucking take of all time.

Who would host a Comedy Central Roast of America? Zelensky has chops right?

Oz Pearlman doing crowd work.