Welp. Looking for someone to approve my PRs now that everyone else on my team has been laid off.

🐺 ⋆｡‧˚ 𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐊 𝐯𝐬 𝐌𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐁𝐈𝐑𝐁! ˚‧｡⋆ 🐦 Let's have some 𝗕𝗜𝗥𝗕 𝗦𝗡𝗔𝗖𝗞𝗦 𝗕𝗘𝗙𝗢𝗥𝗘 𝗪𝗘 𝗖𝗢𝗡𝗧𝗜𝗡𝗨𝗘𝗗 𝗢𝗡 𝗕𝗨𝗡 𝗛𝗨𝗡𝗧𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝟮 (𝟭𝟮.𝟭𝟮.𝟮𝟱)! What could possibly go wrong, eh, Hank?! 🐦

why is it monday

*beyonce voice* surfbort

Mmm. I love visiting my parents.

The bed frame in this rental came with a free toe destroyer. Ask me how effective it is.

Pool time

"Channel surfing" on Twitch is such a chore. I'm not sticking around for three minutes just to see if you're worth watching. lol

Enhance…

[Knot His Husband] He couldn’t help himself. Hearing the wolf speaking to his husband over the phone, the shepherd felt a burning need to breed the wedded wolf right there and then on his husband’s side of the bed before he returned. - - - Featuring: @barkitect.bsky.social and @dravu.bsky.social

I just got straight coded and I’m devastated. This guy recommended me a place to find cougars which I guess is the right age, but wrong gender.

A factually accurate commission I got from Pleax Wolf on Twitter. :3

Beautiful art by @zephyxus.bsky.social based on a picture from my honeymoon ❤️

For Gauss!

Full moons only! Only $5!!! What a deal! *Results guaranteed, species not guaranteed.

Got stung by a yellow jacket for the first time in like 20 years. FML

“Capilllary Action” I wanted his head to look like a wildlife portrait surrounded by fantastical story elements in motion.

I got offered a Bluesky invite by a coworker today. I’m not sure how I feel about that.

noon lunch🥩 commission for Gabu the wolf

Bitey, experimental comm!