faux casual
@fauxcasual.bsky.social
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Enjoyer of baseball (padres), and being a dad
Didn’t let me down although they tried.
about 2 hours ago
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In a thousand years I never would’ve guessed or even believed the top 3 would be this bad AND they’d have a winning record.
1 day ago
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Watching my kids eat giant churros that I bought them, knowing tonight is my turn for bedtime is a certain form of self torture
1 day ago
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Off today, and have the house to myself for a couple hours. Been a long time since I’ve just kinda sat and vibed to some music (after I pulled a bunch of weeds, however).
1 day ago
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“Peacocking”: OMG that ruffian Cockfighting: Zzzzz
add a skeleton here at some point
1 day ago
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Stammen leaving him out there without even a mound visit feels like a hate crime. Especially the disdain on his face
2 days ago
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Canning is very much Can’ting right now.
2 days ago
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My 4yo: daddy, I still love you, but I’m just tired of doing what you tell me
4 days ago
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Jesus Christ, someone check this guys bank account deposits.
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4 days ago
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That was a terrible half inning by the home plate umpire.
4 days ago
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Man, of course the padres former first baseman of the future gets a hit
4 days ago
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Tatis is getting close. It’s gonna come soon.
4 days ago
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Pretty big PA for Tatis to set that up, too.
6 days ago
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lol first HR tatis’ bat had seen this year and it wasn’t even hit by him
6 days ago
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MORE BREAKING: Defense finding a way also
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8 days ago
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BREAKING: Padres offense finds a way to find a new low
8 days ago
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Okay, wow
8 days ago
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I spent way too long trying to figure out how to watch the game last night for it to be so ass
9 days ago
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Balls, man
9 days ago
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Maybe this is why I’m sitting at a desk, but if I were Fernando I would be trying to uppercut everything to find a swing feel that wasn’t pounding balls into the ground just to get something in the air.
10 days ago
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Oh good. Off to another great start.
11 days ago
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Operation Don’t Get Swept is a dribbling success
13 days ago
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Unforgivable
14 days ago
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I didn’t really think the offense could get worse, but here they go proving me wrong again.
14 days ago
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It’s still early…
15 days ago
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A few days ago my wife told me she doesn’t want me to have a heart attack. Two days in a row she’s brought me hot pockets and frozen taquitos for lunch. Seems like we’re living two different truths here.
15 days ago
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Casty Homer means it could be a BIG day for us. !
17 days ago
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And the prized bullpen falters as the core offensive players continue to also falter
18 days ago
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Is Joe Musgrove dead? I haven’t seen him in the dugout in a while. Just in commercials.
18 days ago
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Slam Diego just doesn’t hit when it’s the other team doing the slamming.
19 days ago
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The Real Kim Shady
20 days ago
Baby formula should be free thanks for coming to my ted talk
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Christ.
20 days ago
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I’ve been critical, but the padres just keep finding a way to score just enough runs. Also, congrats to the reaper for the record.
21 days ago
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Year 2 of begging Tatis to hit the ball in the air.
21 days ago
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They’re gonna get shut out in Mexico, aren’t they?
21 days ago
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I mean, a win’s a win
23 days ago
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Tatis is on the Wil Myers path right now
23 days ago
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Does Fernando even want another platinum glove or to even be on the field right now?
23 days ago
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I can’t believe I watched that whole fuck ass game
24 days ago
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This team again sniffed first place and said “nahhh”
24 days ago
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82 pitches over 2.2 innings is rough
24 days ago
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Fishy
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26 days ago
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Do we think Tatis will hit a home run this month?
29 days ago
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Crazy that campusano already has more hits this season than he did all of last year
29 days ago
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Do y’all remember lifesavers? My son brought one home from school the other day and I didn’t even know they made them anymore.
29 days ago
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When you’re blacked out and forced to watch a killer comeback like this
about 1 month ago
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Am I just missing the wordplay in this notification or are we doomed as a society led by dumb internet kids?
about 1 month ago
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Something they left out at “how to be a parent” school is how exhausting it is doing physical/imagination play with multiple littles. Anyway… back to it.
about 1 month ago
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Very happy for Rory today. Thought the moment got too big after the first few holes, but he proved us wrong and is now in storied company.
about 1 month ago
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Good win, boys.
about 1 month ago
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