Fledermausmann und Rotkehlchen I'm deeply and sincerely sorry, but I'm slightly inebriated and I can't stop giggling about that.

Got a crap load of old comics to give away and nobody wants 'em. That nobody would want my old clothes or the plushies I've expected, but I figured at least for the comics I'd find a taker.

When the Germans blabber judging about American gun violence and that we don't have that here. Get off your high horse. Our solution to weaponized crime is putting up signs that say "No weapons between 6am and 10pm".

There's apparently lots of Yanks who like it that we don't have open container laws and all that "no open alcohol consumption" over here. I think we should have that stuff. I don't wanna see hobos getting wasted on the bus anymore.

The fear of meeting a furry you've been texting with for countless years only to learn that you've been pronouncing their name wrong the entire time.

It's a damn shame. Those youngsters don't know what they're missing. After a long day raiding the coasts of the North Sea the best thing is coming home for a mead.

I have a shrink gun. It fires psychologists.

Ordered some shirts from that bubble red store. They do stuff in Krautland now. But the shirts are like tents. Guess it must be Yankee XL. Anyway. Got a new awesomesaucem shirt of a rat riding a dinosaur. Which is totally metal.

I'm a sadist. But I didn't realize how I could make it pay when I was young. Otherwise I would have become a dentist or German teacher.

English isn't my first language, yet I still have the desire to speak properly. One of my pleasures, even back when I had to go through Goethe and Schiller, was to throw hands with linguists over crap. I truly and thoroughly manhandle the language on my own time though.

These days I drink my coffee from mugs that say Rat Poison. But 25 years ago when I still lived with Ma I used to be a fox and I had a rabies area sign from the hardware store on my door. That part of me never changed.

Another round in the basement. Good heavens, did I have a metric crap load of videogames. All those empty boxes. And I've played every single one of them and I can recall stories of me playing them. Memories. Now to waste paper with all of it.

Another little something @mrrattenheimer.bsky.social Whoopee Diapers sit and let it rip FRRRT! hope you like it Basti! ^^ #furryart #diaperfur

Can't afford it right now, but I just needed to see the lineup for Monster Hunter Stories 3. There are lots of my lovelies in there, but apparently no Nergi, no Val, no Bazel. I need my dive bombs. That stings, man.

I was on a roll. @rhythmchusky.bsky.social

Since you allow yourself some artistic license with my characters, I'll do the same with yours. @rhythmchusky.bsky.social

Today I'm really in the mood for some cutesy diaper art. www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLKp...

Aright. Let's draw some silly abdl diaper art. www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrRW...

I'll give all my old science and dinosaur books to the neighbor's kid. Apparently the kid gets nothing. Brought them some free stuff from the project and my other neighbor told me to give the kid the balloons and pencils directly or the mother might keep it hidden and use it as a birthday gift.

Cleaning out Ma's basement. In between old calendars and my children's drawings were some very very racist "jokes". This stuff must be from Pa. I knew he was an arsehole, but now here are some abysses we didn't know of.

In a nutshell. 😊

If your premiums went sky high, co/pays impossible, wait lists for PCP, clinics closing.☠️

I've finished Monster Hunter Wilds and played a fair bit on. But it's just no World or Rise. I couldn't name a single new monster or recall any of their themes. And the flagship monster... that was the no face Dr. Octopus bird, right? And I had Magnamalo's theme as my ring tone for quite some time.

A little something for @mrrattenheimer.bsky.social #furryart #diaperart

What time and the dishwasher did to Ernie and Bert.

The honorary coworker woke up after her 3 week coma. And the social project, instead of sending her flowers or even get well wishes, sends her complaints over the state the project car is in and that she failed to return the car key after she had a fuckin' stroke at work. I hate it here so much.

When they berate you over a product they find morally objectionable while massively indulging in a product you find morally objectionable. You buying this means you're evil and need to die, me buying that is harmless and you're a stick in the mud.

Turns you needy little perv into a diaper. Then proceeds to use the sap I turned into a can instead. Is this tf cucking? I don't know. But it's certainly mean and that's good enough for me.

I have you know "Oxygen" in German, roughly translated, is "Sour Stuff". And it's even pronounced that way.

I want to lose weight. Told her I have no self control. She does a double course lunch, plus dessert and candy. Plus cheese wieners for taking home. When I call her out she apologizes for wanting to do something nice for me and that I'm an ungrateful arse. I'll crack the 100kg this year.

The Deinonychus The Fox The Boar [All my other OCs plus a few extra free spots] The Rat

Videogames that stop all gameplay to have NPCs do talking and crap, and don't allow you to skip any of it. I don't care who I am! I don't care why I'm here! Stop yappin' and let me meuder things!

They all tell me to get a haircut. I get called all the names from shaggy forest spirit to long haired bomb planter. No way. The wool stays on. My goal is somewhere between Peter Jackson and cousin Itt.

Rats being dirty and stinky is such an insulting stereotype. Most of us are in fact squeak-y clean. (Not me though. I shower only if necessary because of environmental concerns. Save the planet.)

For your consideration. German animation. A sequence from the legend that shaped my generation. You might not get the bombardment of puns, but the slapstick is still there. www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHsf...

There's a few people around here I'm cool with, but what really blows is that the peeps I really vibe or even spark with are always at least 6 time zones away.

I didn't become a toon to do vanilla 08/15 basic sex stuff. Now let's drop anvils on each other.

I tried to enjoy the Bud Spencer and Terence Hill movies in English, but the vibe is totally off to what I'm used to.

Post an image U saved cause it made you laugh:-

Freelance mad engineer for a super villain. No desire for power or money and no interest in boring regular work. When your boss allows you to build mecha octopus hover tanks with hypno gas lasers for fun you don't even look at the paycheck.

It's Isegrim, not Instagram, you ignorant machine made in hell.

Do this again and I'll leave

Oh! It is How To Draw *Appealing* Characters. I always drew Appalling Characters.

The Internet yucks about pineapple pizza. Meanwhile me, a German, Toast Hawaii.

We all understand how important it is to credit the artist when you celebrate their work, especially commissions that we post to our page. Art by etc. Why in the hell does that rule disappear from people's heads when it's in a chat server? I know I'm not alone with being frustrated by this. GRR!!!

Our Dealers these days. "Moin! You need something?" Buddy went on a racist fit. I think our Dealers using the local greeting is a sign of successful integration. Kinda sad though all my old school buddies aren't dealing anymore. But I guess that's the business.

Back when my ex's house burned down and we were together in that hospital bed in the middle of the night and then the Catholic pastor walked in.

My news channel does AI news now? With an AI generated host? I'll delete it from the channel list.

"Angaben ohne Gewähr" "Information provided without gun" Germans just don't have that kind of culture.