Andrew Parker
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Film watcher, critic, all around writer. Excited for soup season.
CHAD POWERS (now streaming its first 2 episodes on Disney+ in Canada/Hulu in the US with new instalments every Tuesday) is an incomplete pass of a sports farce.
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Chad Powers Review | Out of Formation
A review of Chad Powers, a sports comedy series starring Glen Powell, now streaming on Disney+ in Canada and Hulu in the U.S.
https://www.thegate.ca/television/071023/chad-powers-review-out-of-formation/
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Also, here's a semi-belated look at THE LOST BUS, in theatres now and on Apple TV+ this Friday, featuring Paul Greengrass at his Greengrassiest and Matthew McConaughey at his McConaugheyiest.
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The Lost Bust Review | Dante's Peaks and Valleys
A review of The Lost Bus, starring Matthew McConaughey and America Ferrara, streaming on Apply TV+ starting Friday, October 3, 2025.
https://www.thegate.ca/spotlight/071013/the-lost-bust-review-dantes-peaks-and-valleys/
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Been thinking a lot about Mae Martin's entrancing, creepy, and often funny thriller WAYWARD since I saw it before TIFF. Now that it's out in the open and available on Netflix, here are some thoughts.
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Wayward Review | Resistance is Futile
A review of Wayward, a limited series starring Mae Martin and Toni Collette, no available to stream on Netflix.
https://www.thegate.ca/television/071018/wayward-review-resistance-is-futile/
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Very impressed with Carmen Emmi's first feature PLAINCLOTHES, which opens in select cities tomorrow; a great blend of queer romance, suspense, and psychological drama.
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Plainclothes Review | Undercover Blues
A review of Plainclothes, starring Tom Blyth and Russell Tovey, opening in select Canadian cities on Friday, September 26, 2025.
https://www.thegate.ca/film/070993/plainclothes-review-undercover-blues/
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June Squibb is outstanding in Scarlett Johansson's directorial debut ELEANOR THE GREAT (in theatres tomorrow). The movie itself, though, is just okay.
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Eleanor the Great Review | True Lies
A review of Eleanor the Great, directed by Scarlet Johansson and starring June Squibb, in theatres everywhere on Friday, September 26, 2025.
https://www.thegate.ca/film/070988/eleanor-the-great-review-true-lies/
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ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER: a banger in terms of action, comedy, suspense, and just being the perfect movie at the perfect time. One of Anderson's best, and weirdly one I think has already been undervalued(?)
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One Battle After Another Review | Snap, Crackle, Pop
A review of One Battle After Another, starring Leonardo DiCaprio and Sean Penn, in theatres everywhere on Friday, September 26, 2025.
https://www.thegate.ca/film/070980/one-battle-after-another-review-snap-crackle-pop/
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In case you missed it at TIFF, the raw, poignant, and tragic documentary PUT YOUR SOUL ON YOUR HAND AND WALK screens again at the Toronto Palestine Film Festival this Saturday (before its theatrical rollout later in the year).
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Fall Festival 2025 Review: Put Your Soul on Your Hand and Walk
A review of Put Your Soul on Your Hand and Walk, a documentary by Sepideh Farsi about photographer Fatma Hassouna.
https://www.thegate.ca/film/070976/fall-festival-2025-review-put-your-soul-on-your-hand-and-walk/
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Fine. Here. Not a bad one in the bunch.
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If an Elmore Leonard styled throwback with Ethan Hawke getting beaten up multiple times an episode sounds like your jam, might I suggest THE LOWDOWN, airing on FX Tuesday nights and on Disney+ (Canada) and Hulu (U.S.) the following day. It's a lot of fun.
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The Lowdown Review | Knockaround Guy
A review of The Lowdown, a mystery-comedy series starring Ethan Hawke and Keith David, airing on FX Tuesday nights at 9pm EST.
https://www.thegate.ca/spotlight/070966/the-lowdown-review-knockaround-guy/
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I actually really enjoyed the earnest, "big theatre kid energy" of Kogonada's go-for-broke romance A BIG BOLD BEAUTIFUL JOURNEY, the most endearingly dorky movie of the year.
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A Big Bold Beautiful Journey Review | One From the Heart
A review of A Big Bold Beautiful Journey, starring Colin Farrell and Margo Robbie, in theatres everywhere on Friday, September 19, 2025.
https://www.thegate.ca/film/070908/a-big-bold-beautiful-journey-review-one-from-the-heart/
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While SWIPED (on Disney+ in Canada and Hulu in the US tomorrow) tries at times to expose sexist, toxic workplace culture in the tech industry, it's also a shapeless, slapped together mess.
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Swiped Review | Miss Match
A review of Swiped, a biopic starring Lily James, streaming on Disney+ in Canada and Hulu in the US starting Friday, September 19, 2025.
https://www.thegate.ca/film/070903/swiped-review-miss-match/
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If you enjoyed the recent likes of NYC thrillers Highest 2 Lowest or Caught Stealing, consider paying the long unavailable 1980 thriller NIGHT OF THE JUGGLER a visit. It's now available on 4K and Blu-ray from Kino Lorber and screens at The Revue in Toronto on Friday night.
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Renewed Revue #33: Night of the Juggler
A look back at the 1980 thriller Night of the Juggler, starring James Brolin, now available on 4K and Blu-Ray from Kino Lorber.
https://www.thegate.ca/film/070898/renewed-revue-33-night-of-the-juggler/
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I guess it's TIFFy time! Here are links to a whole bunch of reviews...
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Had a surprising amount of fun with Darren Aronofsky's still kinda bleak, but thrilling and funny lark CAUGHT STEALING, in theatres tomorrow.
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Caught Stealing Review | Sad World, Broken World
A review of Caught Stealing, starring Austin Butler and Zoë Kravitz, in theatres on Friday, August 29, 2025.
https://www.thegate.ca/film/070707/caught-stealing-review-sad-world-broken-world/
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The new version of THE TOXIC AVENGER (in theatres tomorrow) is just kinda okay and underwhelming, but definitely not awful.
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The Toxic Avenger Review | Only Mildly Hazardous to Your Health
A review of the remake of The Toxic Avenger, starring Peter Dinklage and Kevin Bacon, in theatres on Friday, August 29, 2025.
https://www.thegate.ca/film/070702/the-toxic-avenger-review-only-mildly-hazardous-to-your-health/
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If you want to see a prime Siskel & Ebert argument, the FULL METAL JACKET episode gets so heated that it ends with Roger yelling, "You should be ashamed of yourself!" at Gene.
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Now for a look at one of the most head-scratching debacles of the year, THE ROSES, a film that has the talents of Benedict Cumberbatch and Olivia Colman as a warring couple and still really sucks. In theatres this weekend.
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The Roses Review | There's No Winning This War
A review of The Roses, starring Benedict Cumberbatch and Olivia Colman, in theatres everywhere on Friday, August 29, 2025.
https://www.thegate.ca/film/070696/the-roses-review-theres-no-winning-this-war/
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Here's the requisite list of ten movies I'm most looking forward to at TIFF this year. (Mostly sticking with things I won't be seeing in advance of the festival. And yes, this list could've easily been more than ten.)
#TIFF50
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Our Film Writer's Ten Most Anticipated Films at TIFF 50
Our film writer looks at his ten most anticipated films from TIFF 50, taking place from September 4 to 14 in Toronto.
https://www.thegate.ca/film/070642/our-film-writers-ten-most-anticipated-films-at-tiff-50/
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Here's a look back at Zeinabu Irene Davis' groundbreaking drama COMPENSATION, which hits Blu-Ray from The Criterion Collection this week.
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Renewed Revue #32: Compensation
A look back at the 1999 drama Compensation, by director Zeinabu Irene Davis, now available on Blu-Ray from The Criterion Collection.
https://www.thegate.ca/film/070633/renewed-revue-32-compensation/
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If you have to watch a new release this weekend, stay home and watch the well executed action comedy EENIE MEANIE, on Disney+ in Canada and Hulu in the US today. A solid addition to the canon of films about getaway drivers.
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Eenie Meanie Review | Catch Her If You Can
A review of Eenie Meanie, an action comedy starring Samara Weaving, streaming on Disney+ in Canada starting Friday, August 22, 2025.
https://www.thegate.ca/film/070618/eenie-meanie-review-catch-her-if-you-can/
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HONEY DON'T! has a title that serves as an unironic warning for anyone considering watching it. In theatres tomorrow.
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Honey Don't! Review | A Bad Trip
A review of Honey Don't!, a dark comedy starring Margaret Qualley and Aubrey Plaza, in theatres starting Friday, August 22, 2025.
https://www.thegate.ca/film/070602/honey-dont-review-a-bad-trip/
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Had to see the thriller RELAY twice to make sure I was disappointed by it. (Spoiler: still disappointed by it.)
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Relay Review | Caller Unavailable
A review of Relay, a thriller starring Riz Ahmed and Lily James, in theatres everywhere on Friday, August 22, 2025.
https://www.thegate.ca/film/070597/relay-review-caller-unavailable/
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THE MAP THAT LEADS TO YOU is one of many movies I watched this year. Yup. It certainly is one of them. Not much else to say about it.
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The Map That Leads to You Review | Just Another Romance
A review of The Map That Leads to You, a romance starring Madelyn Cline and KJ Apa, on Prime Video starting Wednesday, August 20, 2025.
https://www.thegate.ca/film/070581/the-map-that-leads-to-you-review-just-another-romance/
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Here's a look at the well acted, but narratively maddening thriller NIGHT ALWAYS COMES, which drops on Netflix tomorrow.
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Night Always Comes Review | Make Better Choices
A review of Night Always Comes, a thriller starring Vanessa Kirby, streaming on Netflix starting Friday, August 15, 2025.
https://www.thegate.ca/film/070476/night-always-comes-review-make-better-choices/
about 2 months ago
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Big fan of Spike Lee's wildly enjoyable thriller lark HIGHEST 2 LOWEST, which opens in Toronto, Vancouver, and Montreal on Friday, and hits Apple TV+ on September 5.
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Highest 2 Lowest Review | Get Ready for the Big Payback
A review of Highest 2 Lowest, a Spike Lee joint, starring Denzel Washington, in select theatres August 15, 2025 and on Apple TV+ September 5.
https://www.thegate.ca/film/070461/highest-2-lowest-review-get-ready-for-the-big-payback/
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I know it's not the greatest moment to hype up something with Sydney Sweeney in it, but AMERICANA (which hits theatres tomorrow) is a pretty darn good, darkly comedic caper.
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Americana Review | Things to Do in South Dakota When You're Dead
A review of Americana, a dark comedy starring Sydney Sweeney and Paul Walter Hauser, in theatres starting Friday, August 15, 2025.
https://www.thegate.ca/film/070456/americana-review-things-to-do-in-south-dakota-when-youre-dead/
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One of the best movies coming out in this positively stacked weekend of new releases is EAST OF WALL, which blends fact and fiction into a compelling look at the new American west. In select Canadian theatres Friday.
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East of Wall Review | Real Deal Cowgirl Shit
A review of East of Wall, a film by Kate Beecroft, opening in select Canadian cities starting Friday, August 15, 2025.
https://www.thegate.ca/film/070421/east-of-wall-review-real-deal-cowgirl-shit/
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IT'S NEVER OVER, JEFF BUCKLEY is a standard, but well made documentary about a legendary musician whose career and life were all too short. In select Canadian theatres this Friday.
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It's Never Over, Jeff Buckley Review | States of Grace
A review of It's Never Over, Jeff Buckley, a documentary by Amy Berg, opening in select Canadian cities on Friday, August 15, 2025.
https://www.thegate.ca/film/070417/its-never-over-jeff-buckley-review-states-of-grace/
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Opening in select Canadian cities this weekend is the documentary FOLKTALES, a well made crowd pleaser about teens learning survival skills at an unlikely school located above the Arctic Circle.
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Folktales Review | Cold and Comforting
A review of Folktales, a documentary by Heidi Ewing and Rachel Grady, in select Canadian cinemas starting Friday, August 15, 2025.
https://www.thegate.ca/film/070412/folktales-review-cold-and-comforting/
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2016's epic SHIN GODZILLA comes back to theatres this weekend, and if you haven't seen it before, you should make time for it.
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Renewed Revue #31: Shin Godzilla
A look at the 2016 film Shin Godzilla, coming back to theatres on Thursday, August 14, 2025, now in 4K.
https://www.thegate.ca/film/070407/renewed-revue-31-shin-godzilla/
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Mixed feelings about the controversial documentary RUSSIANS AT WAR, which releases directly via the film's website today. A brave, but biased and ineffective film.
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Russians at War Review | Truth is the First Casualty
A review of Russians at War, a documentary by Anastasia Trofimova, streaming online starting Tuesday, August 12, 2025.
https://www.thegate.ca/film/070402/russians-at-war-review-truth-is-the-first-casualty/
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ALIEN: EARTH, which premiers tomorrow night on FX, Hulu (in the US), and Disney+ (in Canada), is the real deal. And also, the most fucked up adaptation of Peter Pan you're ever going to see. One of the best series of the year by far.
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Alien: Earth Review | A New Vision of Classic Terror
A review of Alien: Earth, a sci-fi series starring Sydney Chandler and Timothy Olyphant, on Disney+ and FX Tuesday, August 12 at 8pm EST.
https://www.thegate.ca/television/070369/alien-earth-review-a-new-vision-of-classic-terror/
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Opening in select cities this weekend (including Hot Docs in Toronto and VIFF in Vancouver) is the impassioned documentary SUDAN, REMEMBER US, a look at young people in the war-torn African nation fighting against military rule.
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Sudan, Remember Us Review | A Citizens' View of Revolution and Repression
A review of Sudan, Remember Us, a documentary by Hind Meddeb, opening in select theatres starting Friday, August 8, 2025.
https://www.thegate.ca/film/070363/sudan-remember-us-review-a-citizens-view-of-revolution-and-repression/
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While I'm not sold on WEAPONS as some new horror classic, I will say that it's still pretty darn good. (See also: Zach Cregger's other movie, Barbarian, which I felt the same way about.)
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Weapons Review | An Imperfect, Layered, and Effective Chiller
A review of Weapons, starring Julia Garner and Josh Brolin, opening in theatres everywhere on Friday, August 8, 2025.
https://www.thegate.ca/film/070358/weapons-review-an-imperfect-layered-and-effective-chiller/
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The fast paced human drama SOULEYMANE'S STORY moves like a thriller, but speaks deeply and pointedly about the plight of refugees and migrants caught up in the gig economy. Opens at TIFF Lightbox tomorrow and expands in the coming weeks.
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Souleymane's Story Review | A Race Against Life
A review of Soueymane's Story, a drama starring Abou Sangare, opening at TIFF Lightbox in Toronto on Friday, August 8, 2025.
https://www.thegate.ca/film/070353/souleymanes-story-review-a-race-against-life/
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It pleases me greatly to report that FREAKIER FRIDAY kinda slaps. A lot more fun than I was expecting. Also, better than the original. Opens everywhere tomorrow.
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Freakier Friday Review | We Are So Back
A review of Freakier Friday, starring Jamie Lee Curtis and Lindsay Lohan, in theatres everywhre on Friday, August 8, 2025.
https://www.thegate.ca/film/070348/freakier-friday-review-we-are-so-back/
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The only way to get through the abysmal Eddie Murphy/Pete Davidson action comedy THE PICKUP is if you just have it on in the background and ignore that it's even on in the first place. Just go about your day like it isn't even there. On Prime Video today.
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The Pickup Review | Driving Around on Four Flat Tires
A review of The Pickup, an action comedy starring Eddie Murphy, Pete Davidson, and Keke Palmer, now streaming on Prime Video.
https://www.thegate.ca/film/070344/the-pickup-review-driving-around-on-four-flat-tires/
about 2 months ago
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I'll keep this brief: THE NAKED GUN rocks. In theatres this weekend.
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The Naked Gun Review | Parody Perfection
A review of The Naked Gun, starring Liam Neeson and Pamela Anderson, in theatres everywhere on Friday, August 1, 2025.
https://www.thegate.ca/film/070231/the-naked-gun-review-parody-perfection/
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Here's a lovely chat I had with Erica Huggins, one of the editors of The Sicilian, Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare and Serial Mom. Oh, and a very high level producer who's latest project is the reboot of THE NAKED GUN.
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Producer Erica Huggins on Bringing Back The Naked Gun
An interview with Erica Huggins, producer of the latest incarnation of The Naked Gun, starring Liam Neeson and Pamela Anderson.
https://www.thegate.ca/film/070210/producer-erica-huggins-on-bringing-back-the-naked-gun/
2 months ago
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A look at TOGETHER, a body horror/relationship movie poised to be the next big thing that I think is just kinda okay. Opens everywhere today.
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Together Review | Sticky Situation
A review of Together, a horror film starring Dave Franco and Alison Brie, in theatres everywhere on Wednesday, July 30, 2025.
https://www.thegate.ca/film/070204/together-review-sticky-situation/
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BTS ARMY: FOREVER WE ARE YOUNG (which hits theatres everywhere today) isn't anything new when it comes to documentaries about fandoms, but there is a likability and warmth to it that's very endearing.
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BTS ARMY: Forever We Are Young Review | Stans on Stans
A review of BTS ARMY: Forever We Are Young, a documentary by Grace Lee, in cinemas starting Wednesday, July 30, 2025.
https://www.thegate.ca/film/070199/bts-army-forever-we-are-young-review-stans-on-stans/
2 months ago
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Hello, huge Happy Gilmore apologist here to say that HAPPY GILMORE 2 (dropping on Netflix today without being screened in advance for critics) is thankfully pretty good!
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Happy Gilmore 2 Review | Sand-Man: Homecoming
A review of Happy Gilmore 2, starring Adam Sandler and Christopher McDonald, streaming on Netflix starting Friday, July 25, 2025.
https://www.thegate.ca/film/070150/happy-gilmore-2-review-sand-man-homecoming/
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MR. NOBODY AGAINST PUTIN is a great documentary opening at Hot Docs in Toronto this weekend; the story of a Russian primary school teacher ordered to document his class' new propaganda based curriculum.
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Mr. Nobody Against Putin Review | Teach the Children Hell
A review of Mr. Nobody Against Putin, a documentary by David Borenstein, opening at Hot Docs Ted Rogers Cinema on Saturday, July 26, 2025.
https://www.thegate.ca/film/070145/mr-nobody-against-putin-review-teach-the-children-hell/
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Dusting off and updating this review from Hot Docs because MARLEE MATLIN: NOT ALONE ANYMORE opens in Canada this weekend, and it's a cleverly constructed reinvention of the celebrity biographical documentary.
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Hot Docs 2025 Review: Marlee Matlin: Not Alone Anymore
A review of Marlee Matlin: Not Alone Anymore, a film by Shoshannah Stern, screening as part of the 2025 Hot Docs Festival.
https://www.thegate.ca/film/069276/hot-docs-2025-review-marlee-matlin-not-alone-anymore/
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Sorry, guys. Can't share the enthusiasm a lot of people are having over the aggressively mediocre THE FANTASTIC FOUR: FIRST STEPS, which is just the same old, same old with a new paint job.
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The Fantastic Four: First Steps Review | Well Charted Territory
A review of The Fantastic Four: First Steps, starring Pedro Pascal and Vanessa Kirby, in theatres on Friday, July 25, 2025.
https://www.thegate.ca/film/070067/the-fantastic-four-first-steps-review-well-charted-territory/
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WASHINGTON BLACK drops on Disney+ in Canada this week (Hulu elsewhere) and it absolutely rocks. Old school adventure on a massive, thoughtful scale. The kind of series that should be celebrated.
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Washington Black Review | A Grand Adventure
A review of Washington Black, a limited series based on Esi Edugyan's novel, streaming on Disney+ in Canada on Wednesday, July 23, 2035.
https://www.thegate.ca/television/069992/washington-black-review-a-grand-adventure/
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There is one good movie out this weekend, and that's Kiyoshi Kurosawa's slow burn techno thriller/then sudden action movie CLOUD.
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Cloud Review | Side-Hustler's Ambition
A review of Cloud, the latest film from Japanese writer-director Kiyoshi Kurosawa, in select theatres starting Friday, July 18, 2025.
https://www.thegate.ca/film/069893/cloud-review-side-hustlers-ambition/
3 months ago
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I have some mixed-to-negative feelings about Embeth Davidtz's directorial debut DON'T LET'S GO TO THE DOGS TONIGHT, which opens in select cities today. A++ child performance at the centre of it all, though.
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Don't Let's Go to the Dogs Tonight Review | A Fractured History
A review of Don't Let's Go to the Dogs Tonight, a film by Embeth Davidtz, opening in select theatres on Friday, July 18, 2025.
https://www.thegate.ca/film/069888/dont-lets-go-to-the-dogs-tonight-review-a-fractured-history/
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Rough week for mainstream movies, as I'm sad to say that I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER also sucks pretty damn hard.
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I Know What You Did Last Summer Review | Sometimes They Come Back (Unfortunately)
A review of I Know What You Did Last Summer, starring Madelyn Cline and Chase Sui Wonders, in theatres everywhere on Friday, July 18, 2025.
https://www.thegate.ca/film/069883/i-know-what-you-did-last-summer-review-sometimes-they-come-back-unfortunately/
3 months ago
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When you order Trolls off of Wish, you get SMURFS, an aggressively boring, nap inducing animated cash grab no one over the age of 5 will enjoy. And those under 5 will forget it immediately.
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Smurfs Review | It Smurfing Smurfs (derogatory)
A review of Smurfs, an animated family feature about Smurfs, opening in theatres everywhere on Friday, July 18, 2025.
https://www.thegate.ca/film/069878/smurfs-review-it-smurfing-smurfs-derogatory/
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