If I were Lindsay Logan, I also would have pushed the Carvel card to its limit and gotten it revoked

Do we think they’ll ever solve the zodiac killings

Rhubarb has grown even more and I will be moving it away from the fence in springtime

Retweet if you think that Canned Heat could still serve auto tuned twerking lip synch phoniness

I accidentally broke every single stalk when planting this rhubarb and now it’s HUGE (stubby hand for scale)

I would kill Eric Clapton with my bare hands (as a joke)

Bad weekend to be an unmulched garden bed

Sickening. Every journalist in America should think deeply about the fact that most American politicians are willing to accept and indeed facilitate the murder of our colleagues.

Is there a lore reason why the grateful dead sounds like the worst band ever like 75% of the time and then lifechanging the other 25% of the time

Watermelon with seeds > seedless watermelon

King of the Hill revival is so good :’)

If it became illegal to find beauty in the mundane,,,let’s just say I’d be doing 20 to life

Not Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau omg

Coke freestyle machine you will pay for your crimes against ginger ale

Graphic design is my passion

Battle River-Crowfoot has the chance to do the funniest thing ever next month

I have officially mastered the loud two finger whistle

Painted my living room and now it feels like I’m living in a honeydew melon 🍈

Jojo Siwa Bette Davis Eyes changed something fundamental in me

The sum of all human knowledge

I have a 70% success rate with whistling :-)

Have been using thimbles a lot lately…useful little item

I’m going to become the first ethical listener of Lynyrd Skynyrd

youtu.be/CJ54eImz88w?... They’ve done it again

Trump and Elon both pissing their pants right now

I’m going to learn how to whistle this summer

Need this to be an Eric Adams kind of summer

youtu.be/x6hkY4VvQAA?... :’)

Groove is in the heart btw

I bet that being burned on both ends feels sooooo good for the candle

Jerry Garcia is THEEEEE blueprint

Folks I’m Charged up

Been feeling like him the past few weeks

Eagerly awaiting the election results

Live at Pompeii is so good I wish Pink Floyd were real

Okay but who will be playing Mal Evans in the Beatles biopics

happy Neil Banging Out The Tunes Day to all who celebrate

M’lady

I’m on a mission from god to bless Giacomo

Why am I crying at survivor

I’m practicing the most vital form of escapism by just listening to this on a loop all day every day youtu.be/_7p2ogicS1U?...

Instagram really wants me to make Mango sticky rice and sooner or later I will have to give in

I 🩷 vinegars and condiments!!!

I can sense that I’ve already messed up my Spotify wrapped beyond repair

Niecy Nash they could never make me hate you

15 degrees today and sunny

I do not want to go to work tomorrow :)

Wait…Lynyrd Skynyrd is actually Good?