Decided to pair my new Yamamoto jersey with a red cashmere scarf I just finished knitting, but maybe my outfits are getting too wild bc the dude checking me out at Trader Joe's was too flustered to make small talk. Or maybe he's a Bluejays fan, who knows

Fuck the Democrats, fuck the Republicans. No one represents us. Burn it all down.

Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.

Omg Bobby Moynihan is narrating this PBS Nature show about pigeons 😂🕊

Talk about Beaver Moon, this weird 1970s gazebo near my office *wood* probably make a nice playground for a beaver 🦫🌕

If I was a baseball player, my walk up song would be Queen Bitch by David Bowie. What would yours be?? I want to know

From 11 years ago today, 2 of my favorite photos I've ever taken. ❤️🐓❤️ My daughter met a friendly rooster on the Field Club Trail in Omaha. I saw that when she leaned over to talk to him, she started laughing. When she walked back to me, she said, "Mommy, that rooster was telling jokes!"

For all who loved him, a memorial and celebration of life for Jack France, aka the Wolfman, aka Action Jack ❤️

Shohei Ohtani: "I'm so fond of this team, and you are the greatest of fans in this world." 🥹

"My teammates have been pretty humble, but I'm about to talk that shit." Kiké Hernandez 💙

I love this for Miggy Ro 💙

This parade has really turned my day around. Life is hard, but I am so grateful for the wins and small moments of joy 💙☀️⚾️💙

Teo holding his baby brother on the bus 🥹

Still thinking about how in game 6 Kiké heard the bat break & adjusted his position & even though he couldn't see the ball until the last second his glove was in the right place 🤯 Prof athletes work hard, absolutely! but they've got something extra genetically, too. youtube.com/watch?v=GOJq...

This is a Renaissance painting.

twitter hiding replies from me is how my stalker was able to reply to me for months talking about raping me and cutting me into pieces without my knowledge. he was violating my protection order and i didn’t even know it. it kept him out of jail.

As exciting as that game was, my heart couldn't take it daily. Baseball is supposed to be PASTORAL, a pastime, a sport where you crack seeds or write down box scores or knit while you watch. As my uncle's friend famously said, "If baseball were any faster it'd be farming." This is the way ⚾️

You're talking about the evil Empire of the Dodgers and I'm talking about the PEOPLE OF LA finding a reason to celebrate.

My husband said, "Yamamoto has to get the MVP but he'll probably be hurt next season because he's no Randy Johnson" and it's said, "Yeah, he's not the Big Unit, he's the more-powerful LITTLE UNIT! Powered by yoga and javelins!"

This seals it- I'm getting the jersey

YAMAMOTO NEVER PAYS FOR A BIRKIN AGAIN IN THIS TOWN

Yama's sweet face 💙

WHAT A FUCKING GAME

I CANNOT BELIEVE THEY WON

DODGERS WIN!!!!!

PLAY SOMETHING ELSE ON THE ORGAN

AMERICA'S CATCHER!!!!!!!!!

Ok but don't put Kersh in

I love him so much 😭😭😭

WILL SMITH!!!!!!

The feeling I'm having is like I am a coked up Mark Wahlberg in Boogie Nights and Jessie's Girl is playing

1 2 3 for Yama 💙

have they ever had to change the clocks at a baseball game

I think this is the truest baseball tweet for me

Pretty sure this feeling I'm having is called afib

Max Muncy you are our only hope

If this goes 18 innings again there will be an ambulance traffic jam all across the nation

This game may singlehandedly save baseball, or kill all of us

EXTRA INNINGS YAMA MIRACLE KIKE 🔥

Rojas the hero!

Starting to dissociate now

Fuck that. It was a ball

I was just preparing my THANK YOU FANS post

NO FUCKING WAY

🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻

Tommy Tanks step up pls

Good things coming

Come on Kiké You're our Puerto Rican hope

I'm listening to the radio broadcast while watching the game on tv so if you all want to know what happens in the future lmk 🔮

Wrobleski's got his Polish ire up 🔥