Scientists have invented a girl who is oh so sleepy (she is the scientist)

Putting all your points into speech skills in RPGs is so funny. I walk into town and talk to everyone and every problem is solved.

I worry that one day they're going to add us to the git.gay signin page

[lewd, slime] Girl who is full of slime finding that this weird research facility really loves to milk it from her and she's fine with it because they pay her every time and give her yummy snacks. Also they're milking it from her cock

What do you mean gumption and a firm handshake isn't enough to get hired as a medical researcher

They should give Link pink hair again.

Normal friend stuff, like sharing bodily fluids

It's just slime time, you have to understand.

[uspol, sarcasm] Saw a guy out today on a cargo trike. Thank you Donald Trump for raising gas prices, the era of car dominance shall come to a close!

Wh... No I won't spit in your printer because it's out of cyan ink

Eastern Analog floppy disks

[lewd, bad] This is nutslop, you only like it because it's cum

"Prompt injection" is what you get at the hospital when you're really not doing very well, I think

[lewd, hypno, robots] R.O.B. is so hypnosis coded. Staring at colors on the pretty screen and doing what you're told. How cute.

What is it with mobile interfaces making everything too big these days? It's like someone snuck in and turned my phone to elderly mode.

[lewd] Total sucker for just a jacket or coat, with all the junk open underneath. It's just so fun.

Depicting the Abrahamic God as intersex and with vitilligo as all humans are in His image.

Wonder what you could cook slime into. Hmm

_at fancy museum_ This art sucks. It doesn't even have any werewolves in it

I bet the primordial ooze was really cozy.

DLSS 5 is crazy, guys

_looks up from drawing lesbian furry porn_ _sees news_ _goes back to drawing lesbian furry porn_

Secret bus soup

Who wants to hang out at the center of the saturn hexagon

The mute boosts button is so good