Gotta pick up my son at LAX in a few hours 😵‍💫

If you dig observability, ClickHouse, distributed tracing, and performance engineering peep this post from me, @mike.heffner.io, and the ClickHouse Eng team.

It’s kind of crazy you can just rock a white t with anything but putting on white pants is almost insane.

Men will literally try to sell you an “enterprise grade, AI agent that doesn’t hallucinate” instead of going to therapy.

Bloodborne ass looking dog

Going out to be old and bad at skateboarding.

Everyone in Paris seems so relaxed but I haven’t smelled weed in a week. How they do it? Oh right, free health care 🤦‍♀️

Didn’t get to see le chat blanc today so had to settle for this.

Thought about jimmies rustling, today.

Never stop euromaxxing

Mood.

Had a great time sharing rotel.dev at #OpenO11ySummit + #OTelDay with @mike.heffner.io. Blown away by how many people had already heard of it and tried it. “Yeah we tried it and it was 8x faster than our existing solution”. We thought today was our first official announcement 🤣.

Computer load up Celery Man, please.

Dinner is ready

CEO explaining why he’s cutting engineering headcount after an agentic AI demo.

Work sucks, I know

How many years do you think until we see the first low cost “AI only” insurance plans replacing high-deductible health plans? Going to need to buy a lot of united healthcare stock just to cover your PPO.

If you go to a fancy restaurant and they have fried chicken on the menu, you should probably order it. The head chef has likely seen some shit and now just wants to make people happy.

I’m there at least twice a week reviving, you’re welcome San Francisco. www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/b...

All your young friends be

Programming Skills: PRIMARILY CURSOR AND WINDSURF BUT I CAN USE ANY TYPE OF LLM WRAPPER TO BUILD ANY TYPE OF POTEMKIN VILLAGE.

Do not ask me if I am open to new scala roles

PRIMARILY CLOUD NATIVE BUT I CAN USE ANY TYPE OF CPU TO EXECUTE ANY TYPE OF INSTRUCTION

Oh hell yeah I can write Rust ‼️R eally U nhappy 😤 ✍️ S pecifying Life T imes 👴🏻

The most shocking thing about streaming music is every few months I have to click ➕on 3 to 4 new Guided By Voices albums.

What’s union square like these days?

Me in the morning if I have more than one 7% IPA

Pops really came through this Thanksgiving.