Imagine the poor immigration officer who has to read 5 whole years of your social media posts. You may not kill them but surely you've diminished their capacity to truly love again

the eepies… I can’t… they’re too strong

Actor would love to keep his job

what’s everyone’s favourite cubicle at Dean street

bought potatoes from aldi

first time going to feel it… I fear it was fun

I wish I could hear this song again for the first time open.spotify.com/track/1ggsR5...

very pissed off right now!

I love to Bluesky into the void

being wasted on 2 pints

The way I had no idea Fear the walking dead was so good

Ça fait froid dans le dos

I need someone to slap me in the face every time I start saying I wanna do a PhD

Replacing twitter with Substack

A lot of gay people need therapy

Complextro is so back

haven’t listened to this album in a long time and woah like this really holds up

oh my

this kinda died hasn’t it

Grindr as a company is hilarious because what do you mean pics in “albums” can all be screenshotted from the web version (yes it exists somehow) like what’s the point of this shit anyway

I love that it’s impossible to get a driving test in this country

I struggle whenever someone says PR at work idk if they’re calling me or talking about pull requests :(

Any recommendations in Cambridge?

Someone explain to me the point of this please because I really don’t understand

hearing Jane remover at Dalston superstore would heal me

this isn’t normal

need virtual self to come back

84 days without drinking a drop of alcohol that’s crazy

If holding your phone in public in London is dangerous… why does it feel so good 😔

why is my Parmesan « NOT FOR EU » what did you do to it

keep the steroids OUT of MY puregym

is anyone going to BAYNK tomorrow

Some days I can really feel all of the microplastic in my brain

So good Mariah Carey had to sample open.spotify.com/track/786ymA...

pretty synths

one thing about a porter robinson concert is that no one has ever used a deodorant in their life but this is the path I’ve chosen to follow

Charli sweeping has started

walking around in Paris is hilarious there’s a Timothée chalamet variant at every corner

why is the beginning of every fortnite season so hard I keep getting murdered so easily and I’m NOT BAD

Porter not performing hollowheart in Europe I’m about to end it all

😁

Nobody knows I’m listening to the Minecraft soundtrack at the gym

nurture day

save me smile! :D european tour… smile! :D european tour save me…

😁

Favourite Fontaines DC Porter Robinson cover omgggg

lovely night out

<3 open.spotify.com/track/2UDrBI...