Dear company, If I bought a product from you, that does not mean I want your promotional emails. Leave me the fuck alone.

Happy new year! I tried to make this a while ago but I didn't like it and deleted it. So I made a new, better version, out now! Audio sourced from @barrykramer.bsky.social's Melody of Memories stream from several years ago.

Aw man, I loved this game!

Aw man you mean the app that I use solely to listen to Something Rotten by @metallicaisrad.bsky.social and @jacobgeller.com doesn't want to tell me that I never open it? It's embarrassed that it's just my Something Rotten vessel?? Cowards.

Northern lights

Now that I have to Make Content for my job, I have to be on short form platforms looking for trending audios. Nothing has been worse for my mental health or curating my algo

Hey everyone, here's a real simple way to disable "Super Resolution" on your channels: • YouTube Studio • Settings • Channel • Advanced settings • Uncheck "Let YouTube enhance visual quality" • Uncheck "Let YouTube enhance audio quality"

My thoughts on demon slayer season 4 so far honestly

I did this very fast before work no one eat me alive please Giraffe umamusume

Bing has the opportunity to do a wonderful thing right now and earn me back by saying that they are stripping search of AI

@acollierastro.bsky.social scale of 1-10 how frustrating is the google AI advertisement that also contains string theory homework reference

I wish Andrea Collier a good day today

Happy Silksong, rip to everyone who has to work today (me)

Hey look I'm as big a Ted Cruz hater as the next guy but making fat jokes because he mentioned pizza is a bad look

Dedicating myself to calling all athletic groups "clubs" until such a time as nonathletic competitive groups are taken seriously

I think atp I would rather cast myself into the void than have to explain to another living person why caring matters

@barrykramer.bsky.social I made this based on a very small moment from the art stream youtu.be/jO5yU9Y5tBI?...

Instead of watching @whipjack.bsky.social summary of once upon a time for the 47282th time I decide to just watch the show myself this go around I am ALSO obsessed with Ashley Boyd I love her fjgdnsjakfngna

Man I forgot how good the Lindsay Ellis mask off video is Makes me want to think critically about social media

When will I learn that talking to assholes on the Internet is a fruitless endeavor When will I learn

In other news I had to take a second because an ad for some fucking mobile game opened with "oh no! It's night and the red gooner gang brought the Rizzler to edge me!"

In that kind of mood where I don't want to leave the house but nothing in the house is interesting so I feel stuck in the house but I don't want to leave the house but

I'm sure Silksong will release this year. I'm so sure.

@olafurw.com As your foolentine, I'm moving right next door to you. I'm your long lost daughter. I'm blowing up the continental rift in Iceland. I'm bringing you cookies. I'm sending you your favorite tea in the post.

This episode assumes I give a rats ass about Harmony Cobel and I so do not

I’ve never seen an ad aimed more at tumblr users than Reese’s chocolate lava

Will I be Budweiser when I’m bud older?

Cause you know a man’s man Goldilocks could never be content with good food, a comfortable bed, and a warm home.

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Who wants to dm about Severance season 2 episode 1 spoilers with me

Finally watched the Big Joel DCOM video and it’s good actually

I heard switch 2 is gonna be a battle royale

your copy of earth v.1.20.25 has finished installation

Potato soup my love

I’m getting tired of every story with a person of faith in it being about losing faith

I deeply hope that Dropout never, ever, ever goes public.

Maybe the real Xbox was the friends we made along the way

Amir has my heart

I hope Amanda from swell entertainment knows that she has been my background noise since I discovered the channel 3 weeks ago. I’m running out of backlog

@olafurw.com when Iceland eventually gets split in two, who should keep the “ice” in the divorce

RIP to all Justin, Wallop, and Hump fans I will never understand your enjoyment of these pets but I don’t think you should be locked out of new costumes because of it.

Interior, night. Chasing cars by snow patrol plays on a record. Our main character (me) is intentionally adding a scratch so the record will skip. The record plays. “It’s too coOooOoold” “It’s too coOooOoold” “It’s too coOooOoold” Scene.

Currently getting into a mental argument with my peers over something that is not a problem and never has been I’m winning by the way

I don’t use Spotify often which means my wrapped is incredibly funny

@barrykramer.bsky.social After two years of the clips sitting on my phone i finally buckled down and animatic-ed the dang thing youtu.be/uaS8ltN0SwM?...

I cannot stop pronouncing bsky as either blue-skee or biss-key Get me some bsky grvy ykwim

I was worried about the lack of void-ness but it turns out that I needn’t be worried blusky is as void as the rest of the internet. Enjoy my thoughts, public-facing void!

You know what? I’m sick of pretending all of life or humanity is irredeemable to be relatable. The world can be dark. Many people have lived hard, traumatic lives. That sucks! Many more people have not, though. Many more people are just living. The world can be dark. But it can also be beautiful.

Some people would call my goal closet “sad beige capsule wardrobe”, but I would call it “not having to match colors in the morning”

The art team CANNOT miss with the minipet costume. Hit after hit after hit after hit and the wallop is no different