Let me be very clear. I have watched two murders in two weeks. We know who the killers were. I expect them arrested immediately. Anything else is bullshit.

I swear to Dog, if the thing that finally takes him down is a brojob...

Willing to help crowdfund a free sandwich shop for DC protesters. Thinking we call it "Luigi's Footlongs"

I wonder what W ever did with that old "Mission Accomplished " banner....

#flippersup in OKC! 🐧🐧🐧

The SAVE act would require most voters to have a passport to vote. A passport costs $165. Voting should never be too expensive for the poor.

Right now, the savviest thing a Democratic politician can possibly do is to publicly demonstrate a willingness to violate both norms and decorum.

White Americans believe the world is basically safe. Park rangers keep the bears and the tourists separated. Cliffs have barricades. There’s a warning sign for dangers, and the coffee is never supposed to be hot enough to burn you. We are still in the “this can’t possibly be happening here “ phase.

I’d like to announce my forthcoming US history book, covering a decisive but tumultuous era in that country’s history, titled “The trade policies of the United States: 10:30 am to 1:30 pm on Friday, March 7, 2025” It will be 400 pages.

This may be his Reichstag Fire. Release Chauvin and the country explodes. If Martial Law is the endgame, this will do it.

Remember, there’s nothing stopping you from writing from the perspective of Smokey the Bear. “Tried hibernating mid-Tuesday, but apparently, I’m still expected to answer emails in my cave. Rude.”

Some days you see a comment on the internet that just deserves to be an inspirational poster.

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Saw this suggestion for the Democrats and I feel like it’s worth pushing for. Shadow Press Conference. Every day. What is the administration doing? What is the resistance response? All press welcomed.

Can we all demand that the Democratic leadership email us a weekly list of WTF they’ve done this week?

Just playing with signage

It’s nice that they put up little signs downtown to tell you exactly what official vehicles are allowed to park there. #justsaying

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Mother Mary, she ride on a donkey. Lord Jesus, he ride on the cross. Mick Jagger, he ride on a Concorde Jet, and a Rolling Stone gathers no moss. -Tom Robbins

In all the madness of the current news cycle, I somehow missed the death of Tom Robbins. “Jitterbug Perfume” and “Another Roadside Attraction “ were foundational for me. I wouldn’t quite be who I am, and I certaintly wouldn’t have lived quite the same life, without his books.

I don’t know why this is getting zero press. The armed guards who denied entry to the US Treasury were wearing DHS uniforms.

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I love how the DNCs response to literally everything is “Send us money”. Ya’ll already got hired, do the damn job.

Just in case you were wondering www.reddit.com/r/AskONLYWom...

Make church burning not racist again. thehill.com/homenews/adm...

He’s been telling us all along. “The Doge of Venice acted as both the head of state and head of the Venetian oligarchy.” en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doge_of...

I’m gonna need all the Democratic congresspeople to dig real deep and find their inner White Lady. Now repeat after me: “I need to speak to the manager.”Great. Now say it while walking. Past security. “This will only take a minute “. “The sign says these are BOGO”. Just get in the building.

Just shocked how little the mainstream news is covering what is going on right now. Why is the Park Service the main source of news today?

Page. Not. Found. www.hhs.gov/civil-rights...

This timeline is exhausting. www.snopes.com/fact-check/t...

I love that a white guy was flying the plane, a white guy was flying the helicopter, and a white guy gutted the FAA last week but somehow the blame is too much diversity.

The first Trump inauguration, I spent the day listening to Leonard Cohen: Anthem, Democracy, Everybody Knows. Today I found myself reaching for the Cohen again, and this time what I wanted was You Want It Darker. Take that how you like.

So 2025 is a bit of an overachiever so far…

Watching non-US news outlets trying to sum up the American healthcare clusterfuck for their readers enough to explain in 2 lines why someone would shoot an insurance CEO in the street is like trying to read those very bad blurbs on Netflix trailers…

Just saw someone refer to “The Adjuster “ and now we all live in a dark and gritty comic book.

I have found myself lately struggling with this, mainly concerning Neil Gaiman. I think this is a valuable thought exercise, using a woman who is, as far as anyone knows , absolutely not a monster. Which allows a certain detachment from the subject. unquietthings.com/if-today-you...

So, this again, eh?