I look forward to the police tents outside Morgan Mcsweeney’s house! That’s how it works right? Or do police just get sent in to SNP politician’s houses? #bbcpoliticslive

Lyce Douset is doing a fantastic job of carrying this BBC coverage of hostage release whilst there is absolutely knack all going on!

There’s a guy who clearly gets the Hollywood treatment at Aberdeen airport! I’ve flown from 3rd world countries with a better service. An airport of last resort!

#MarriageGoals 😂 🥃Kris.and.Dave

Rieckhoff: A vet on CNN said we haven’t fought to win in 20 years. I said, I was fighting to win. You were fighting to win. Kander: That shit pisses me off. Rieckhoff: He said he meant the generals. Which one? It’s boogeymen—and now cosplay warriors who never served join ICE to bully immigrants.

⚠️TYLENOL & AUTISM—RFK Jr & Trump are wrong—the largest best study in the world in 2.5 MILLION KIDS—found no increased autism risk with acetaminophen (aka paracetamol/Tylenol). A crude analysis found only a tiny 5% risk, but once you adjust via sibling controls, the even tiny 5% risk vaporizes to 0%📉

See if you work shy fuckers have time to stand bawling outside hotels & the money to buy ladders & flags to put on lampposts you’d benefit the community far more by using that time to help out those in need. Go pick up litter or volunteer at yer local youth group or help a charity!

Douglas Ross is a grass!

When Boris Johnson overrode security service advice in order to give Evgeny Lebedev a peerage, Keir Starmer (rightly) demanded a full investigation. Now we learn Starmer did exactly the same thing with Peter Mandelson. news.sky.com/story/no-10-...

I used to think Trump was just Putin’s bitch! Turns out, he’s Netanyahu’s bitch too!

I want peace in the Middle East but, sure, bomb who you want!

Anyone got a question on the weather? Or, recipe ideas? #irrelevance #WHpressbriefing

Might I suggest you just go & cut it if it bothers you that much?

The great deal maker just found out that there’s no deal until Putin says so. Absolutely impotent! President Flump!

Wow, wow, wow! Never seen a US president been so absolutely owned by another leader in my lifetime!

Absolute crime committed right before our eyes! At least Dick Turpin wore a mask!

After 3 weeks of reference to “The Lionesses”; why are the England men team never referred to as “The Lions”?

The sole benefit that I can see from BREXIT is the independence to do whatever the US tells us to do! #lapdogs

Great to see Luke Harding getting an airing on #C4Dispatches. Read his book Collusion & this programme on how Trump got back on his feet after going bankrupt is really bringing home what Putin has on him!

Who ever thought that Peston was a good communicator? He appears to deliver his lines & commentary like a pissed off 6th form maths teacher who is 2 years from retirement & can’t wait to get on his boat/motorhome!

The haar rolling up the Tay in Dundee

Hold on “birthright citizenship is used to bring the worst people into this country”! What? Babies are now running drug cartels?

Has Pam Bondi only just learned to read? For fuck sake it’s written down in front of you - she’s going at this like it’s a 2nd language

Is Amy Irons’ Dad running BBC Scotland? They’ve created a show for her & she seems a permanent resident on tv whether the discussion is music , football or politics! None of which she excels at!

So if California secedes from the union, would Donnie still be hailed for making America great again? Or was it always his plan to take it back to just 13 states with a king?

Why is it that brits will happily apply for an ESTA, stand in a queue for 2 hours at Orlando airport to be scrutinised by a border force guard for 10 minutes without a murmur but as soon as EU apply same scrutiny they run round like their hair’s on fire!

I have come to the conclusion that Trump just loves being on tv & hasn’t the first clue as to what is going on.

Why does Kemi Badenoch talk like Joyce Grenfell?

Shocked to see another trans story in the Hootsman - not! Nothing like flogging a dead horse is there? Keeps their Reform voting readership happy I guess! With 25-30 GRCs issued annually in Scotland the coverage appears to be overkill for a minuscule minority!

We need a bitch for a performative trade deal. One that will accept anything cos they’re tanking in the polls too? Starmer “pick me, pick me, pick me”!

I have some pressing questions. What happened to Qanon? I’ve missed the arrests & prosecution of the sex traffic ring after pizzagate, haven’t I?

If only everything had the lightning response some theatre tickets get then maybe we’d be in a better place in this country. COVID VIP Lane, putting Russian assets in Parliament, Brexit interference, Royal interference all ignored.

The Scotsman with a Trans story front & centre once again. You’d think there was nothing else to write about? It must be rivalling it’s Tory stablemate, The Mail, for fixation levels?

Maybe if the owners of water companies could go everywhere on a bicycle, this government might do something about the shit they’re pumping into rivers.

Yeah UK, this sounds like an ideal time to do a trade deal on food with US! #brexitbenefits #ecoli #salmonella

Trump’s rhetoric is incredible. Ukraine “I can stop war instantly”! Gaza “Peace on day one”! Mass shootings “Oh, I don’t know anything about that - anyway Biden…..”!

I’ve stumbled across “The Five” on Fox News. One guy openly reading a paper script & the other guy reading autocue? What is going on? People accept this?

At last! A sensible alternative to having to use the absolute clusterfeck that is Aberdeen airport! The only place where they sell 3 hour access to a lounge but don’t let you check in until 2 hours before flight & never seem to have enough security on! Mindset of a part time airport!

#Trump asked “any comment on today’s fall on the markets”? “I haven’t seen it”, he lies. Next question he goes on a 5 minute soliloquy on a hostage swap! Not as if markets are important or anything!

Okay, there’s a disc golf competition that actually pays prize money? Is there a crazy golf championship as well?

Give that Ostrich a knighthood

Yay! A brand new piece of infrastructure opening in London! Fantastic news for the other 95% of the country who can’t get a joined up transport system & pay a fortune for the shit one they do have just so people in the South can get to their work 10 minutes earlier!

This is a very good example of ripping the plaster off & getting the political pain out the way as opposed to inflicting as much damage as you can on political opponents with operation branchform. A highly complex case in court within weeks vs millions spent & 3 years of “investigation” over £600k!

An Irish immigrant to the US criticising Ireland for it’s immigration policy! Ok, asshole!

Wow! So long USA - it’s been a blast. I often thought you’d sink into facism but I thought it would be a Greg Stillson from the dead zone not a rambling tangerine fuckwit that brought it in #trump

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As the UK raises its defence spending stuartmcgurk.bsky.social investigates the £6bn splashed on two aircraft carriers. It's a monumental piece of reporting www.prospectmagazine.co.uk/politics/pol...

Celtic Park is going to be a riot tomorrow night, I feel the Aberdeen fans will be joining in with the hilarity also. #barrybawbag

Strange isn’t it! Association football England are an embarrassment at penalties . Rugby, only way they win!