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Australia just recorded zero cervical cancer cases in women under 25 for the first time since records began in 1982. The amazing result of HPV vaccination.

C’mon!!! Badenoch reply going on longer than the budget speech!

I didn’t think FIFA could find a new way to fuck up the World Cup any further but lo & behold - passing the decision to move games on the whim of an addled president is a mighty big “Fuck You” to football fans! Screwing up flights, accommodation & adding further expense! #worldcup

Gie us peace! Barely literate candidate crow-barred into a banker seat with full backing of the big guns of Labour leadership! The wee yin in the middle would do a better job!

Moody's and S&P Global have given Scotland a credit rating equal to the UK www.holyrood.com/news/view,sc...

Why have I never read or seen anything on this before?

Moonlit night in Nairn

The insanity of the conspiracy minded morons who now wield political power in the US, but it may well prove to be a turning point. If they do this, many children will die or suffer life changing illnesses. Tourism will stop, both ways. Businesses will collapse. Someone will be blamed. #r4today

Fine piece of churnalism here! Absolutely no factual content & heavy reliance on wishful thinking! Energy policy is a reserved matter - why don’t you do it now? Why aren’t Labour making these steps immediately? There is nothing stopping them!

Or, “we’re gonna get our arses handed to us in 2026 - quick stir up some boogeyman”! It’s as if Finland Estonia Latvia et al don’t exist!

The whole British government and media loves Maccabi Tel Aviv fans! The far right football fans that love to cause violence! *5 minutes later* We regret to inform you the Maccabi Tel Aviv fans are far right and have caused violence

I don’t think they’ve a lot to worry about. A guy who has barely managed a top flight team & not done the job since leaving Carlisle in 2019 managed to turn Celtic over fairly easily. And he’s getting sacked before Christmas!

I look forward to the police tents outside Morgan Mcsweeney’s house! That’s how it works right? Or do police just get sent in to SNP politician’s houses? #bbcpoliticslive

Lyce Douset is doing a fantastic job of carrying this BBC coverage of hostage release whilst there is absolutely knack all going on!

There’s a guy who clearly gets the Hollywood treatment at Aberdeen airport! I’ve flown from 3rd world countries with a better service. An airport of last resort!

#MarriageGoals 😂 🥃Kris.and.Dave

Rieckhoff: A vet on CNN said we haven’t fought to win in 20 years. I said, I was fighting to win. You were fighting to win. Kander: That shit pisses me off. Rieckhoff: He said he meant the generals. Which one? It’s boogeymen—and now cosplay warriors who never served join ICE to bully immigrants.

⚠️TYLENOL & AUTISM—RFK Jr & Trump are wrong—the largest best study in the world in 2.5 MILLION KIDS—found no increased autism risk with acetaminophen (aka paracetamol/Tylenol). A crude analysis found only a tiny 5% risk, but once you adjust via sibling controls, the even tiny 5% risk vaporizes to 0%📉

See if you work shy fuckers have time to stand bawling outside hotels & the money to buy ladders & flags to put on lampposts you’d benefit the community far more by using that time to help out those in need. Go pick up litter or volunteer at yer local youth group or help a charity!

Douglas Ross is a grass!

When Boris Johnson overrode security service advice in order to give Evgeny Lebedev a peerage, Keir Starmer (rightly) demanded a full investigation. Now we learn Starmer did exactly the same thing with Peter Mandelson. news.sky.com/story/no-10-...

I used to think Trump was just Putin’s bitch! Turns out, he’s Netanyahu’s bitch too!

I want peace in the Middle East but, sure, bomb who you want!

Anyone got a question on the weather? Or, recipe ideas? #irrelevance #WHpressbriefing

Might I suggest you just go & cut it if it bothers you that much?

The great deal maker just found out that there’s no deal until Putin says so. Absolutely impotent! President Flump!

Wow, wow, wow! Never seen a US president been so absolutely owned by another leader in my lifetime!

Absolute crime committed right before our eyes! At least Dick Turpin wore a mask!

After 3 weeks of reference to “The Lionesses”; why are the England men team never referred to as “The Lions”?

The sole benefit that I can see from BREXIT is the independence to do whatever the US tells us to do! #lapdogs

Great to see Luke Harding getting an airing on #C4Dispatches. Read his book Collusion & this programme on how Trump got back on his feet after going bankrupt is really bringing home what Putin has on him!

Who ever thought that Peston was a good communicator? He appears to deliver his lines & commentary like a pissed off 6th form maths teacher who is 2 years from retirement & can’t wait to get on his boat/motorhome!

The haar rolling up the Tay in Dundee

Hold on “birthright citizenship is used to bring the worst people into this country”! What? Babies are now running drug cartels?

Has Pam Bondi only just learned to read? For fuck sake it’s written down in front of you - she’s going at this like it’s a 2nd language

Is Amy Irons’ Dad running BBC Scotland? They’ve created a show for her & she seems a permanent resident on tv whether the discussion is music , football or politics! None of which she excels at!

So if California secedes from the union, would Donnie still be hailed for making America great again? Or was it always his plan to take it back to just 13 states with a king?

Why is it that brits will happily apply for an ESTA, stand in a queue for 2 hours at Orlando airport to be scrutinised by a border force guard for 10 minutes without a murmur but as soon as EU apply same scrutiny they run round like their hair’s on fire!

I have come to the conclusion that Trump just loves being on tv & hasn’t the first clue as to what is going on.

Why does Kemi Badenoch talk like Joyce Grenfell?

Shocked to see another trans story in the Hootsman - not! Nothing like flogging a dead horse is there? Keeps their Reform voting readership happy I guess! With 25-30 GRCs issued annually in Scotland the coverage appears to be overkill for a minuscule minority!

We need a bitch for a performative trade deal. One that will accept anything cos they’re tanking in the polls too? Starmer “pick me, pick me, pick me”!

I have some pressing questions. What happened to Qanon? I’ve missed the arrests & prosecution of the sex traffic ring after pizzagate, haven’t I?

If only everything had the lightning response some theatre tickets get then maybe we’d be in a better place in this country. COVID VIP Lane, putting Russian assets in Parliament, Brexit interference, Royal interference all ignored.

The Scotsman with a Trans story front & centre once again. You’d think there was nothing else to write about? It must be rivalling it’s Tory stablemate, The Mail, for fixation levels?

Maybe if the owners of water companies could go everywhere on a bicycle, this government might do something about the shit they’re pumping into rivers.

Yeah UK, this sounds like an ideal time to do a trade deal on food with US! #brexitbenefits #ecoli #salmonella